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Posted: 10/4/2001 11:01:14 AM EST
well here i sit in the computer lab. and i start to overhear a coversation between 2 guys and one guy is BS his friend about some guns. like a scope that auto ajusts itsself just by pointing it at a target and on the rifle theres hydrolics to absorve recoil. and a bunch of other stuff. so i say to him hey are you a "mall ninja" or something he just looks at me with a blank stare
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 1:57:38 PM EST
you should have said, "oh, yeah. i just got one of those."
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 2:01:12 PM EST
Nobody ever understand when I mention my homie, Gecko45, or make a passing reference to the Mall Ninja. I just get that, "duh, what?" look. I add, "Inside joke". They usually want to know more, so I direct them here to ask what it's all about. Juggernaut
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 2:24:24 PM EST
Okay, I give. What's the origin of this "mall ninja"? "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." But it sounds like a good basis for a beer commercial.
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 2:36:47 PM EST
I am the Mall Ninja's arch enemy. Shoplifter Shawn. [img]http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/srv656s/mask1.jpg[/img] ;) Shawn
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 2:42:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By Javak: Okay, I give. What's the origin of this "mall ninja"? quote] It is jsut another reason for these poeple to make fun of me, likke everybody else. Gecko45
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 2:58:28 PM EST
Gecko two words: Spell check
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 3:03:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By Scarecrow: Gecko two words: Spell check
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It's to slow. Everyone can tel what I mean. I'm spelling good enough for me. See, I told you they make fun of me. Gecko45
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 3:21:19 PM EST
Hey - aren't you supposed to be guarding the Kartum Galleria or something?
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 3:33:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By gus: Hey - aren't you supposed to be guarding the Kartum Galleria or something?
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It got a litle hot over is Khartoum, Kandahar is close enough to Kabul for me to be ready for action, and safe for perhasp a week. Connecting to the n et by sattelitte is a bugger, but Ive gone through worse as you all now. Gecko45
Link Posted: 10/4/2001 3:50:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2001 3:46:50 PM EST by platform389]
Originally Posted By srv656s: I am the Mall Ninja's arch enemy. Shoplifter Shawn. [img]http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/srv656s/mask1.jpg[/img] ;) Shawn
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Shoplifter, is that MOPP-.000005 you have there? Protection from smelly mall bathrooms?[:D]
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