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Posted: 10/2/2001 8:13:19 AM EDT
Why did the chicken cross the road? PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called in question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual, insecurity. DR. LAURA Because it was having amoral dilemma and had to mend fences as it was it chick's hen. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? LOUIS FARRAKHAN The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. AL GORE To vote for me THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 8:30:00 AM EDT
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 8:32:17 AM EDT
That's funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 8:34:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: Why did the pervert cross the road?
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...his d**k was stuck in the chicken. Good post LT. [beer] Tyler
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 8:41:17 AM EDT
Why don't chickens piss?
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 8:59:15 AM EDT
Why did the chicken cross the road
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[b]Imbroglio:[/b] "Was it a womenz chicken..?" [b]FranktheSpank:[/b] "Was it pale with short featers..?" [b]Fighting_Illini:[/b] "I don't know, but does that chicken have the ability to unlock my account..?" [b]SteyrAug:[/b] "I have a CDR of amateur videos that nasty little hen performed in... Email me if you want a copy!" [b]Righteous_Kill:[/b] "I don't give a damn about some stupid #&@%ing chicken. Now BAN me dammit!" [b]McUZI:[/b] "I have a rocket pistol, and the chicken doesn't!" [b]GoatBoy:[/b] "As long as it'll have sex with a goat, I don't care what the fuck it crosses! =)" [b]Blonde_Bombshell:[/b] "I've got much better breasts and thighs than that ole chicken, and my skin is radiant!"
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 9:02:12 AM EDT
Rosie: The chicken crossed the road for the children, dammit, for the children.... About the "why don't chickens piss?", 'cause chicken shit sounds better. hehehe toast
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 9:03:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2001 8:58:48 AM EDT by mojo]
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 9:06:10 AM EDT
The Chicken was getting the Fuck out of PRK/PRNJ/PRMD/PRMA so he could own an evil black rifle.
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 9:07:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By antiUSSA:
Why did the chicken cross the road
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[b]Righteous_Kill:[/b] "I don't give a damn about some stupid #&@%ing chicken. Now BAN me dammit!"
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[b]Chimborazo:[/b] "Who cares about Righteous_Kill or the damn chicken...PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!"
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 9:11:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cc48510: The Chicken was getting the Fuck out of PRK/PRNJ/PRMD/PRMA so he could own an evil black rifle.
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lol
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 9:33:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: Why don't chickens piss?
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Because they EAT with their peckers.
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 9:47:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 9:48:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2001 9:44:47 AM EDT by Big_Bear]
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 11:28:05 AM EDT
^ BTT ^
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 11:32:17 AM EDT
Funny....
Originally Posted By antiUSSA:
Why did the chicken cross the road
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[b]Imbroglio:[/b] "Was it a womenz chicken..?" [b]FranktheSpank:[/b] "Was it pale with short featers..?" [b]Fighting_Illini:[/b] "I don't know, but does that chicken have the ability to unlock my account..?" [b]SteyrAug:[/b] "I have a CDR of amateur videos that nasty little hen performed in... Email me if you want a copy!" [b]Righteous_Kill:[/b] "I don't give a damn about some stupid #&@%ing chicken. Now BAN me dammit!" [b]McUZI:[/b] "I have a rocket pistol, and the chicken doesn't!" [b]GoatBoy:[/b] "As long as it'll have sex with a goat, I don't care what the fuck it crosses! =)" [b]Blonde_Bombshell:[/b] "I've got much better breasts and thighs than that ole chicken, and my skin is radiant!"
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Link Posted: 10/2/2001 11:37:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2001 12:21:44 PM EDT by LotBoy]
To buy bird seed for big bird. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/chicken.gif[/img][img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/bigbird.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 12:17:08 PM EDT
To get t the other side?????????? Nah! Too obvious. Norm
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 12:22:39 PM EDT
[b]Johnny Cochran[/b] That's no damn chicken!...That's a fucking duck who cross the road!
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 12:30:16 PM EDT
I just you guys would take this to a new level. Hey antiUSSA, that was funny. I'm offended I wasn't in the line up though [:(]
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 12:31:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By antiUSSA:
Why did the chicken cross the road
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[b]Imbroglio:[/b] "Was it a womenz chicken..?" [b]FranktheSpank:[/b] "Was it pale with short featers..?" [b]Fighting_Illini:[/b] "I don't know, but does that chicken have the ability to unlock my account..?" [b]SteyrAug:[/b] "I have a CDR of amateur videos that nasty little hen performed in... Email me if you want a copy!" [b]Righteous_Kill:[/b] "I don't give a damn about some stupid #&@%ing chicken. Now BAN me dammit!" [b]McUZI:[/b] "I have a rocket pistol, and the chicken doesn't!" [b]GoatBoy:[/b] "As long as it'll have sex with a goat, I don't care what the fuck it crosses! =)" [b]Blonde_Bombshell:[/b] "I've got much better breasts and thighs than that ole chicken, and my skin is radiant!"
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I about lost a lung laughing at that one![:D]
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 12:37:09 PM EDT
ALL YOUR CHICKEN BELONG TO US!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 1:03:52 PM EDT
Sorry LordTrader... being that it was YOUR thread, I thought it most appropriate to leave you out of it! [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 4:35:07 PM EDT
Oh I get it. DOH!
Link Posted: 10/2/2001 4:50:02 PM EDT
[img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/0524a.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/dncchick.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/0524a.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/dncchick.gif[/img] [img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/dancbaby.gif[/img] [img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/flyer1.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/flyer1.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/flyer1.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/flyer3.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/flyer3.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/flyer3.gif[/img] [img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/dancychk.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/dancychk.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/dancychk.gif[/img] [img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/brwdanc.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/brwdanc.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/brwdanc.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/brwdanc.gif[/img][img]http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/txbabycat/images/brwdanc.gif[/img]
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All You Choking Chickens Are BE LONG To Us!!
Link Posted: 12/13/2001 4:54:02 PM EDT
BTT It still cracks me up... LOL! [%|]
Link Posted: 12/13/2001 4:57:49 PM EDT
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Link Posted: 12/13/2001 4:58:22 PM EDT
What`s the matter colnel sanders?.......Chicken?...............[spank]
Link Posted: 12/13/2001 5:11:53 PM EDT
He heard the Ref was blowing fowls!
Link Posted: 12/13/2001 7:47:21 PM EDT
Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? 'Cause his pecker is on his nose!
Link Posted: 12/13/2001 7:51:59 PM EDT
In Texas we know why the chicken crossed the road..... To show the Armadillo that it could be done.
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 2:49:03 AM EDT
What I missed one? [img]http://a1980.g.akamai.net/7/1980/3432/ff90a613760051/www.kfc.com/images/col_bucket.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 3:01:57 AM EDT
"He may be 'Colonel Sanders' to you, but he's [b]Adolf Eichmann[/b] to us!" - the Chickens. [>]:)]
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 3:24:41 AM EDT
Because his tinfoil hat blew off and he succumbed to the evil mind rays of the black UN helicopters, aided by the gun banning NRA.
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 3:35:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/14/2001 4:18:01 AM EDT
Because it was too far to walk around.
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