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Posted: 9/23/2001 2:37:28 PM EST
.. are there ones on the market for survival purposes?
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 2:46:22 PM EST
[size=6][red]?[/red][/size=6]
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 2:49:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 2:52:29 PM EST
Hmmmmm....... Automotive parts stores usually sell a hand operated vacuum pump. Not sure just where this thread is going...
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 2:56:56 PM EST
Survival of the fittest!!! [sex] hawkin
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 2:59:08 PM EST
... you nasty minded weenies! ... I'm thinking along the lines of a non-electric vacuum pump for "survivalist" use. You know, storing perishables and the like. If the SHTF, the last thing I'll be worried about was increasing the diameter and length of my cock. Unless of course I had Pamela Anderson in tow!
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 3:00:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf: .. are there ones on the market for survival purposes?
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I think you MUST be talking about a pump that you could use to seal ammo or food with. There's another thread going right now about home made MREs. Do a search and you will probably find the info you need. If that's not what you're thinking about...well I don't know what to tell you.
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 3:00:17 PM EST
Originally Posted By Troy: Let me get this straight... You're looking for a survival penis pump?
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Is that the one in camo????
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 3:00:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 3:29:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By FrankSquid: You have it ALL wrong. You need guns, ammo, MREs, water and a CAMOUFLAGED POCKET PUSSY for survival purposes.
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... uh, my friend, uh wants to know where [s]I[/s] he can get one of those
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 5:33:54 PM EST
Most automotive vacuum pumps, like the Mityvac, will only pull about 30in Hg, which I'm not sure is enough to properly evacuate a container for food storage.
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 5:45:53 PM EST
[i]ONLY[/i] about 30 in of Hg??? That's all there is. Norm
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 5:47:33 PM EST
All those machines are for is masturbating.
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 6:04:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By FrankSquid: You have it ALL wrong. You need guns, ammo, MREs, water and a CAMOUFLAGED POCKET PUSSY for survival purposes.
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ROTFLMAO [whacko]
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 7:19:04 PM EST
"It's not mine baby, I swear" "It's not my bag baby" Sorry, couldn't help but quote from Austin Powers.
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 7:26:12 PM EST
Yeah, it's called your right hand and a turkey baster. Use your imagination![@:D] [-=(_)=-]
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 7:46:05 PM EST
Read this thread. I posted this about a week ago. [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=51744[/url]
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 7:51:09 PM EST
so anyways... how is progress? LoL
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 7:52:26 PM EST
Well I would say there could have been a better topic name if you wanted to avoid the confusion.
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 8:04:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf: ... you nasty minded weenies! ... I'm thinking along the lines of a non-electric vacuum pump for "survivalist" use. You know, storing perishables and the like. If the SHTF, the last thing I'll be worried about was increasing the diameter and length of my cock. Unless of course I had Pamela Anderson in tow!
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Just please say you're not going to vaccum pack perishables with a penis enlargement vaccum pump. Buy the commerical vaccum packer for Christ's sake unless you see some kind of dual purpose with the penis enlargement pump. Scary thread.
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 8:37:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By Smeghead:
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf: ... you nasty minded weenies! ... I'm thinking along the lines of a non-electric vacuum pump for "survivalist" use. You know, storing perishables and the like. If the SHTF, the last thing I'll be worried about was increasing the diameter and length of my cock. Unless of course I had Pamela Anderson in tow!
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Just please say you're not going to vaccum pack perishables with a penis enlargement vaccum pump. Buy the commerical vaccum packer for Christ's sake unless you see some kind of dual purpose with the penis enlargement pump. Scary thread.
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[size=2]OK, OK, OK already. All I wanted is one that is hand operated. ah, man ... just goes to show that I shouldn't initiate threads while drinking![/size=2] [<]:)] [<]:)] [<]:)]
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 8:49:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf: If the SHTF, the last thing I'll be worried about was increasing the diameter and length of my cock.
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Just out of curiosity, do those things really work? Not that I need one or anything...
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 10:11:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
Originally Posted By FrankSquid: You have it ALL wrong. You need guns, ammo, MREs, water and a CAMOUFLAGED POCKET PUSSY for survival purposes.
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... uh, my friend, uh wants to know where [s]I[/s] he can get one of those
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First you get some camo sticks. Then you catch the neighbors cat.........
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 10:16:31 PM EST
You can vacuum pack your Pee Pee.
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 10:24:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2001 11:57:16 PM EST by Stealth]
Ok, I'm hammered. I'll bite. Yes, there are hand pumped vacuum sealers out there. I know of the ones that are used on jars. Making one for the plastic bags might be tough, since they need heat (usually from an electrical source) to seal them. For the regular electric ones.... I just had a thread..... [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=54202[/url] just for some info... But if ya talk about enlarging anything... well... ok.. what the hell... enquiring minds... [:D]
Link Posted: 9/24/2001 9:46:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/24/2001 5:32:28 PM EST
Shagadelic!!
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