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Posted: 9/23/2001 3:46:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/23/2001 3:49:38 PM EDT
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Let me get this straight...
You're looking for a survival penis pump? -Troy |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 3:52:29 PM EDT
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Hmmmmm.......
Automotive parts stores usually sell a hand operated vacuum pump. Not sure just where this thread is going... |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 3:56:56 PM EDT
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Survival of the fittest!!!
[sex] hawkin |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 3:59:08 PM EDT
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... you nasty minded weenies!
... I'm thinking along the lines of a non-electric vacuum pump for "survivalist" use. You know, storing perishables and the like. If the SHTF, the last thing I'll be worried about was increasing the diameter and length of my cock. Unless of course I had Pamela Anderson in tow! |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 4:00:13 PM EDT
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Quoted: .. are there ones on the market for survival purposes? I think you MUST be talking about a pump that you could use to seal ammo or food with. There's another thread going right now about home made MREs. Do a search and you will probably find the info you need. If that's not what you're thinking about...well I don't know what to tell you. |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 4:00:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: Let me get this straight... You're looking for a survival penis pump? Is that the one in camo???? |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 4:00:24 PM EDT
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You have it ALL wrong. You need guns, ammo, MREs, water and a CAMOUFLAGED POCKET PUSSY for survival purposes.
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Posted: 9/23/2001 4:29:30 PM EDT
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Quoted: You have it ALL wrong. You need guns, ammo, MREs, water and a CAMOUFLAGED POCKET PUSSY for survival purposes. ... uh, my friend, uh wants to know where [s]I[/s] he can get one of those |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 6:33:54 PM EDT
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Most automotive vacuum pumps, like the Mityvac, will only pull about 30in Hg, which I'm not sure is enough to properly evacuate a container for food storage.
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Posted: 9/23/2001 6:45:53 PM EDT
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[i]ONLY[/i] about 30 in of Hg???
That's all there is. Norm |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 6:47:33 PM EDT
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All those machines are for is masturbating.
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Posted: 9/23/2001 7:04:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: You have it ALL wrong. You need guns, ammo, MREs, water and a CAMOUFLAGED POCKET PUSSY for survival purposes. ROTFLMAO [whacko] |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 8:19:04 PM EDT
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"It's not mine baby, I swear" "It's not my bag baby" Sorry, couldn't help but quote from Austin Powers.
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Posted: 9/23/2001 8:26:12 PM EDT
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Yeah, it's called your right hand and a turkey baster. Use your imagination![@:D] [-=(_)=-]
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Posted: 9/23/2001 8:46:05 PM EDT
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Read this thread. I posted this about a week ago.
[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=51744[/url] |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 8:51:09 PM EDT
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so anyways... how is progress? LoL
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Posted: 9/23/2001 8:52:26 PM EDT
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Well I would say there could have been a better topic name if you wanted to avoid the confusion.
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Posted: 9/23/2001 9:04:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: ... you nasty minded weenies! ... I'm thinking along the lines of a non-electric vacuum pump for "survivalist" use. You know, storing perishables and the like. If the SHTF, the last thing I'll be worried about was increasing the diameter and length of my cock. Unless of course I had Pamela Anderson in tow! Just please say you're not going to vaccum pack perishables with a penis enlargement vaccum pump. Buy the commerical vaccum packer for Christ's sake unless you see some kind of dual purpose with the penis enlargement pump. Scary thread. |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 9:37:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: ... you nasty minded weenies! ... I'm thinking along the lines of a non-electric vacuum pump for "survivalist" use. You know, storing perishables and the like. If the SHTF, the last thing I'll be worried about was increasing the diameter and length of my cock. Unless of course I had Pamela Anderson in tow! Just please say you're not going to vaccum pack perishables with a penis enlargement vaccum pump. Buy the commerical vaccum packer for Christ's sake unless you see some kind of dual purpose with the penis enlargement pump. Scary thread. [size=2]OK, OK, OK already. All I wanted is one that is hand operated. ah, man ... just goes to show that I shouldn't initiate threads while drinking![/size=2] [<]:)] [<]:)] [<]:)] |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 9:49:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: If the SHTF, the last thing I'll be worried about was increasing the diameter and length of my cock. Just out of curiosity, do those things really work? Not that I need one or anything... |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 11:11:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: You have it ALL wrong. You need guns, ammo, MREs, water and a CAMOUFLAGED POCKET PUSSY for survival purposes. ... uh, my friend, uh wants to know where [s]I[/s] he can get one of those First you get some camo sticks. Then you catch the neighbors cat......... |
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Posted: 9/23/2001 11:16:31 PM EDT
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You can vacuum pack your Pee Pee.
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Posted: 9/23/2001 11:24:19 PM EDT
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Ok, I'm hammered. I'll bite. Yes, there are hand pumped vacuum sealers out there. I know of the ones that are used on jars. Making one for the plastic bags might be tough, since they need heat (usually from an electrical source) to seal them.
For the regular electric ones.... I just had a thread..... [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=54202[/url] just for some info... But if ya talk about enlarging anything... well... ok.. what the hell... enquiring minds... [:D] |
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Posted: 9/24/2001 10:46:58 AM EDT
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I was going to say, that when I need to make my penis larger, I just have my wife take off her clothes and like majic it starts to grow! [;)]
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Posted: 9/24/2001 6:32:28 PM EDT
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Shagadelic!!
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