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4/25/2017 7:42:44 PM
Posted: 9/21/2001 1:37:04 PM EDT
her wooden leg has branches!
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 1:47:03 PM EDT
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 1:58:08 PM EDT
----we had to put a sheet over her head so night could creep upon her.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 4:31:49 PM EDT
You mama is so fat that when she wears a Malcom X shirt, Helicopters try to land on her. She is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs GG
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 4:35:09 PM EDT
"Your Mamma is soooo ugly......." The madman would do her.[:D] mmk
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 4:43:21 PM EDT
Your momma's teeth are so yellow i can't believe it's not butter!! [smoke]
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 4:45:24 PM EDT
Your mama is so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck!
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 4:53:39 PM EDT
If someone would have saved all of the splinters picked out of your momma's ass from turnin' tricks on bar room floors they would have enough lumber to build a new whorehouse.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:01:24 PM EDT
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to sneak up on her makeup.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:02:33 PM EDT
I hope you recognize your mom when you get home.....I shaved her back!
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:10:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:12:51 PM EDT
Your Momma's so dirty, the bathwater jumps out and says "I'll wait". [smoke]
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:12:58 PM EDT
Yo mamma so fat, you have to grease the doorway and toss a donut through opening to get her out of the kitchen.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:13:30 PM EDT
Yo mamma so fat, she get cut, she bleeds crisco.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:15:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:22:34 PM EDT
your momma so fat her blood type is rocky road
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:23:28 PM EDT
Yo Mama so fat, when she dance, the band skips.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:27:27 PM EDT
I saw Yo Mama kicking a can down the road the other day. I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving".
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 5:43:17 PM EDT
Your momma is so fat, you have to take 2 planes and a bus just to get on her good side.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 6:08:11 PM EDT
Yo mamma is sooo dumb...She got locked in the pantry and starved to death.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 7:39:41 PM EDT
Yo mamas so ugly she'd make a train back up and take a dirt road!
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 7:44:45 PM EDT
Not to hijack this thread, but did I ever tell you guys about the gay whale and the submarine?........ .....It bit off the end and sucked all the seamen out!
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 7:56:01 PM EDT
I hate it when people start out by saying, "Not to hijack this thread", and then hijack the thread. But, since you did it here you go.....Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the Ref was blowing fouls.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 8:45:55 PM EDT
Your mama is SO OLD... I told her to act her age and she died.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 8:56:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 9:12:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By anothergene: Your mamas soooo ugly...she caught TREETOPs backpack on fire?
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I pity any child born from that woman.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 9:27:13 PM EDT
Yo' mama tried to sneak up on me the other day - it didn't work - I heared her knuckles adraggin' and took off!
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 9:28:24 PM EDT
yo mamma is so ugly, she used to get you drunk just so you'd suckle her!
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 10:14:27 PM EDT
...fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book. ...fat, when she wears corduroys, her thighs start them on fire. ...old, she owes Jesus a quarter. ...ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink. ...ugly, it's against the law to kiss her in 43 states.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 10:48:50 PM EDT
Yo mamma's so hairy,,, the bitch has to shave her legs with a chainsaw. Yo mamma's so fat,,, when you took the bitch to sea world? They thought she was the main attraction. Yo mamma's so ugly??? When you put a porkchop around the bitch's neck so the dogs would play with her, the dogs thought SHE was the porkchop.
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 11:15:23 PM EDT
Your Mama's so ugly, your grandma had to feed her with a slingshot!
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 11:36:28 PM EDT
Your mama is so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy came out. Your mama is so fat, you say "Kool-Aid", she comes bustin' through the wall! Your mama is so fat, she goes to KFC and orders the bucket on the roof!!! Your mama is so fat, she looks at the menu at Denny's and says... "OK!" Your mama is so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's backin' up! Your mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach, green peace thinks she's beached. Your mama is so fat, she's got her own zip code. Your mama is so fat, I took a detour around her... and ran outta gas! _ FS
Link Posted: 9/21/2001 11:39:04 PM EDT
...and the grand finale!!! [b]Your mama is SO FAT... it takes her TWO TRIPS TO HAUL ASS!!![/b] LMAO _ FS
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 4:14:35 AM EDT
Damn, I been wantin' to do this for a long time, but didn't know if it would play. Guess I missed the bus! Hey Jewbroni: your mama is so ugly, the rabbi need a blindfold for her circumcision! [devil]
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 10:13:43 AM EDT
Ah, there ain't no "Grand Finale" to mama jokes! People just keep makin' funny ones up - cause your mama's so fat that the beach she goes to every weekend outlawed gray swimmin' suits! They didn't want another harpoonin' attempt! And people keep askin' what the difference between your mama and bigfoot is... I tell 'em one weighs 486 lbs and smells, the OTHER one has big feet!
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 10:30:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2001 10:35:21 AM EDT by tayous1]
Your mama so shanky she get's sour dough yeast infections. Your mama so ugly they had to tie a T-bone stake around here neck so the dog would play with her. Your Mamas teeth are so yellow when se get's up and yawns in the morning traffic slows down.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 10:45:54 AM EDT
Your mama's so ugly her nickname in school was [/size=6]DAMN
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 11:07:37 AM EDT
My dick is so big it has a 50 yard line. My dick is so big it takes 4 fat women and a team of clidesdales to jack me off. My dick is so big it has casters. My dick is so big the head has only seen my balls in pictures. My dick is so big there's still snow on it in the summer time. My dick is so big I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company. My dick is so big I'm its bitch. My dick is so big it has a dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 11:13:17 AM EDT
Oh yeah, and yo momma is so fat, homeless people live between the rolls. Yo momma is so fat, Jimmy Hoffa's body is stuck in the crack of her ass. Yo momma is so fat, she keeps all her money under her titties. Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the gynocolygist it takes 5 doctors and a team of cave explorers.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 11:57:41 AM EDT
Yo mamas so fat she irons her pants in the driveway
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 12:40:05 PM EDT
--is so fat, you have to roll over 3 times to get off the beeeyatch. --is so fat, the DEA busted her for carrying around 15 pounds of crack! --I could have been your DADDY, but the dog beat me up the stairs. --(if Oprah Winfrey's your momma...) You know, Oprah Winfrey DIDN'T lose weight, they just widened the aisles.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 1:33:52 PM EDT
is so ugly bigfoot takes pictures of her is so fat when she wears red the kids yell "HEY KOOL AID" is so stupid she asks where the "any" key is
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 1:44:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 2:35:33 PM EDT
...is so fat, she needs GPS coordinates to use tampons...[puke]
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