The first part dealt with "Monica's Missiles".

Can we trade Bill Clinton for bin Laden?  That bastard (Clinton, I mean) did more damage to us than *that* bastard (bin Laden, I mean) with just that one act of launching missiles at practically random targets.

Would that maybe appeal to the Taliban's sense of fairness?  Sure, we'd come out ahead on both sides of the trade, but they might not realize that.

Yes, Clinton's legacy is becoming more tarnished with every passing day. I believe 20 years from now he will be regarded as the worst example of a human being ever to hold office in this great nation. Future generations will piss on his grave and curse his name.

actually something I can agree with Achmed. I fully intend to p*** on his grave also but I'm trying not to be to critical of the government these days.