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Posted: 9/19/2001 5:37:37 PM EDT
no f*cking smileys, no, beating around the bush, just tell me. please. there you've had you fun, you've accomplished your goal, i'm all worked up....
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 5:40:02 PM EDT
It is putting water up your butt and into your colon. Usually done to relieve constipation.
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 5:41:06 PM EDT
that is disgusting. but thanks for answering.
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 5:41:53 PM EDT
Sheesh, PLEASE delete this thread! Aviator [img]www.dredgeearthfirst.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 5:42:32 PM EDT
hope and pray you never need one! bwaahaahaa!
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 5:43:08 PM EDT
All your enema are belong to us!
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 5:44:40 PM EDT
Afghanistans gonna get one.
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 5:51:50 PM EDT
*smells around* *looks around* *listens* Yep, it smells like one, looks like one, and sounds like one. I guess it is.
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 5:54:59 PM EDT
Not nearly as bad as a properly administered Colonic Volcano!
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 7:03:35 PM EDT
There are plenty of pics on the net if that is what you are into. You will see way more than you want.
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 7:05:58 PM EDT
GOSH! Thought it was a grammer thing, feminine: Enema , masculine: Enemy As in: "My last girlfriend has turned out to be my worst enema!", or in the masculine: "Usama Bin Ladin is without a doubt, the free world's worst enemy!" I guess in a way, this does relate to a**holes.
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 7:22:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 8:07:04 PM EDT
fu@king canadians........
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 8:23:12 PM EDT
OK GUYS quit joking.... An enema is how you brainwash a Democrat.
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 8:25:24 PM EDT
Bwahahahaaaaa! You tool.
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 8:38:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OffRoad: no f*cking smileys, no, beating around the bush, just tell me. please. there you've had you fun, you've accomplished your goal, i'm all worked up....
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OH MAN!!...this is just funny....sorry OffRoad! an enema is also used to deliver medication or contrast for CT's or X-rays. I shouldn't be laughing....again..sorry! medcop [flame]
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 9:36:42 PM EDT
Offroad, Me thinks you have just become your own worst enema. -sorry couldn't resist BTW Marilyn Monroe is thought to have died from a medicated enema. Who ordered it? Now that's another story.
Link Posted: 9/19/2001 11:03:24 PM EDT
just eat LOTS of fiber [:D]
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 2:47:00 AM EDT
Hey, look. If you need one, you need one. It's a medical thing. Consider it to be like taking an aspirin or antibiotics.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 3:20:25 AM EDT
hey lay off us canadians. we'er as good (or maybe better) than you. have you guys seen the rick mercer special? "talking to americans" fi you have, i rest my case. OffRoad
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 3:25:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By OffRoad: no f*cking smileys, no, beating around the bush, just tell me. please. there you've had you fun, you've accomplished your goal, i'm all worked up....
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#1- Would have been a good time to crack a dictionary, [b]butt[/b] you didn't know. :-) #2- [i]i'm all worked up...[/i] Considering the context of the question/thread, a bad choice of words. [b]Butt[/b] once again, you didn't know.[:D]
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 4:20:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2001 4:20:27 AM EDT by shooterX308]
This begs the question: are you asking for business or pleasure? Begin this way:[moon]
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 4:26:37 AM EDT
I'm waiting for him to ask what an orgasm is.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 4:35:40 AM EDT
i know that. hehe.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 6:06:29 AM EDT
I'm sure you do. But I meant with another person.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 6:32:32 AM EDT
Ummmmm, to get to the BOTTOM of this once and for all, try this link: [moon] [url]www.sexuality.org/l/fetish/yfenema.html[/url]
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 6:45:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 7:29:18 AM EDT
I wouldn't want to. [:X*]
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 7:38:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By anothergene: Some squirt an alcoholic beverage "in there" and get just as drunk as if if was taken orally, what'll you have? I understand you can still pass the breathalyzer test but not the blood test. No, never tried it that way. I cant see people lined up at a bar...bent over.
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WHOA. WHOA Were in the hell did you get this info at?
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 7:49:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 8:11:57 AM EDT
Thank that is bad, try having a colonostopy done. Fu*k that is no fun.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 8:30:22 AM EDT
It is true that one can and does become intoxicated by absorbing alcoloholic beverages in their rectum. However, their blood alcohol content will still appear on a breathalyzer. The breath alyzer does not registered the amount of alcohol on the breath itself, but rather amount of alcohol in the blood stream. The body processes the alcohol and as a result it will appear in the blood regardless of how it is introduced into the system. It would, one would think, take something away from the whole "let's get frunk process" though to pour good booze up the intended drunkees ass. I got my information by being licensed on the breathalyzer and being a licensed instructor to teach others the proper use of it. I am not licensed on the more modern Alcoanilizer. Just for shucks and grins for those that do not know the old style breathalyzers were built by Smith & Wesson and were referred to as the Smith & Wesson 900 and later, when the improved version came along, the Smith & Wesson 900A. No serious S&W collection is complete without at least one breathalyzer built by Smith in it.[;)]
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 8:31:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By anothergene: Some squirt an alcoholic beverage "in there" and get just as drunk as if if was taken orally, what'll you have? I understand you can still pass the breathalyzer test but not the blood test. No, never tried it that way. I cant see people lined up at a bar...bent over.
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WHOA. WHOA Were in the hell did you get this info at?
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maybe hes been hanging around on some fetish board
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 9:37:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BillofRights: Offroad, Me thinks you have just become your own worst enema. -sorry couldn't resist BTW Marilyn Monroe is thought to have died from a medicated enema. Who ordered it? Now that's another story.
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Actually the story is she was given an overdose via enema. This way no telltale needle marks. Supposedly an old CIA method.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 9:43:26 AM EDT
jesus, what a dumb question. if you can spell it right, use www.dictionary.com and spare us the warm, soapy water enema fetish sharing. LMGDAO! HAHAHA! :D
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 9:58:38 AM EDT
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I could not resist. The temptation was just too great. So... Warning, offensive material: Do NOT click this link! [url]vagina.rotten.com/fecaljapan/[/url] [url]funlesbiansex.com/a/lesbian_enema/gallery1.html[/url]
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 10:05:33 AM EDT
Or as we often say about our Canadian neighbors, "with freinds like you , who needs an enema."
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