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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 9/16/2001 3:15:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/16/2001 3:16:01 PM EDT by jean-claude]
Because of the recent terror attack, new airline safety measures are expected to be in effect. These include a thorough search and security check of all airplanes and airports before passengers are allowed to board, as well as a complete closure of curbside and off-airport check-ins. All airline passengers are being advised to arrive up to 3 hours before the flight due to security delays! In an effort to help speed up the check-in process, I have come up with a novel idea. Some individuals, due their religious, professional or personal affiliations could be considered “safe” and checked through w/o delay. This would give security more time to concentrate on those who were left, and speed up the boarding queue. Below is a partial list. Help to fill it out, then we can forward it to the FAA! [;)] [b]Considered SAFE[/b] Any member of the Heritage Foundation Any member of the National Football League George Clooney Members in Good Standing of any [i]Orthodox[/I] Jewish Synagogue Anyone belonging to the National Rifle Association Any employee of the RAND Corporation Jesse Ventura Members of the Daughters of the American Revolution Any longtime resident of Macon Georgia or Hazzard County Tennessee Card carrying Teamsters or Longshoremen Arnold Schwarzenegger Members of the Hell’s Angels {All Chapters} Should we start a list of those who may be suspect, and will need body cavity searches before being allowed to board? [}:D] [b]Considered Suspect[/b] Any resident of Berkeley, California Rosie O’Donnell Any member of the Million Mom March Any member of PETA {and Chrissie Hynde} Any French Foreign Nationals Travelers observed arriving in ricemobiles
Link Posted: 9/16/2001 3:30:53 PM EDT
I can't think of anybody you could pay enough to do a cavity search on Rosie. Well, maybe Madonna.....
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