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Posted: 9/14/2001 9:36:39 PM EDT

These hijackers were promised 1000 virgins. I have personally found that they tend be a pain in the ass myself. sopmodm4 in another thread agrees! Not that I want a chick thats been around the block too many times, but the first timers bring a lot of baggage and I can carry that much shit in my old age!

Posted: 9/14/2001 9:50:34 PM EDT

[#1]

71, not 1000.

What do y'all know about islam? Hmmmm? Fuckin experts 'round here lately [rolleyes]

It's the terrorists - we must kill them all. If they were involved with WTC or not, it doesn't matter! Why are we waiting? Guns up! [X]

Posted: 9/14/2001 9:51:29 PM EDT

[#2]

They are fools, those 1000 virgins will watch a few soap operas, start bitching and nagging, then it is 1000 child support payments a week

Posted: 9/14/2001 10:26:19 PM EDT

[#3]

All of the 1000 virgins will look like that Palestinian hag they keep showing celebrating the attack.

Who says Allah doesn't have a sense of humor?

Posted: 9/14/2001 10:34:18 PM EDT

[#4]

Then they're all gonna wanna go shopping. You're gonna have to buy all kinds of scarves and black dress's..... Its just bad news.

Posted: 9/14/2001 10:36:22 PM EDT

[#5]

[img]http://ck2005.multimania.com/yjj.jpg[/img]

Posted: 9/14/2001 10:40:02 PM EDT

[#6]

Without the veils, they would all look like Cpl. Klinger(M.A.S.H.). Tasty!

Posted: 9/14/2001 11:36:05 PM EDT

[#7]

Damn Frank, those womenz ain't half bad. [whacko]

Posted: 9/15/2001 12:15:23 PM EDT

[#8]

What good would 1000 virgins be [b]after[/b] a suicide mission?

Posted: 9/15/2001 12:55:42 PM EDT

[#9]

marsh - LMAO! I'm so sick of that old hag jumping around in front of the camera with her stupid looking glasses!

Posted: 9/15/2001 1:03:40 PM EDT

[#10]

[b]Maybe we could offer them one virin in this life to appease them:[/b]
[img]http://www.wic.org/pic/jreno.gif[/img]

Posted: 9/17/2001 9:36:24 AM EDT

[#11]

From my understanding, each martyr gets 7 virgins plus 1000 date palms. You know, I have one wife and two orange trees and I can barely keep up. Let's see, 7 women having PMS all at same time, 7 asses on the couch eating bonbon, 7 credit card payments, 7 women to satisfy, 7 women to talk to after sex, 7 women fighting in the mini van going shopping (women not allowed to drive), and lest we forget, 7 alimony payments when the love ran out.

Something must've been lost in the translation.

Posted: 9/17/2001 8:27:19 PM EDT

[#12]

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From my understanding, each martyr gets 7 virgins plus 1000 date palms. You know, I have one wife and two orange trees and I can barely keep up. Let's see, 7 women having PMS all at same time, 7 asses on the couch eating bonbon, 7 credit card payments, 7 women to satisfy, 7 women to talk to after sex, 7 women fighting in the mini van going shopping (women not allowed to drive), and lest we forget, 7 alimony payments when the love ran out. THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY LIFE FOR REAL!!!!

Something must've been lost in the translation.

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Posted: 9/17/2001 9:18:56 PM EDT

[#13]

They don't know it but the virgins they're getting are the ugly bitches that are celebrating in the street making turkey call noises through their toothless mouths. Why do you think they're virgins?? YUK!!!

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