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4/25/2017 7:42:44 PM
Posted: 9/14/2001 9:36:39 PM EDT
These hijackers were promised 1000 virgins. I have personally found that they tend be a pain in the ass myself. sopmodm4 in another thread agrees! Not that I want a chick thats been around the block too many times, but the first timers bring a lot of baggage and I can carry that much shit in my old age!
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 9:50:34 PM EDT
71, not 1000. What do y'all know about islam? Hmmmm? Fuckin experts 'round here lately [rolleyes] It's the terrorists - we must kill them all. If they were involved with WTC or not, it doesn't matter! Why are we waiting? Guns up! [X]
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 9:51:29 PM EDT
They are fools, those 1000 virgins will watch a few soap operas, start bitching and nagging, then it is 1000 child support payments a week
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 10:26:19 PM EDT
All of the 1000 virgins will look like that Palestinian hag they keep showing celebrating the attack. Who says Allah doesn't have a sense of humor?
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 10:34:18 PM EDT
Then they're all gonna wanna go shopping. You're gonna have to buy all kinds of scarves and black dress's..... Its just bad news.
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 10:36:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/14/2001 10:40:02 PM EDT
Without the veils, they would all look like Cpl. Klinger(M.A.S.H.). Tasty!
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 11:36:05 PM EDT
Damn Frank, those womenz ain't half bad. [whacko]
Link Posted: 9/15/2001 12:15:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/15/2001 12:55:42 PM EDT
marsh - LMAO! I'm so sick of that old hag jumping around in front of the camera with her stupid looking glasses!
Link Posted: 9/15/2001 1:03:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2001 1:03:59 PM EDT by schnacke]
[b]Maybe we could offer them one virin in this life to appease them:[/b] [img]http://www.wic.org/pic/jreno.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 9/17/2001 9:36:24 AM EDT
From my understanding, each martyr gets 7 virgins plus 1000 date palms. You know, I have one wife and two orange trees and I can barely keep up. Let's see, 7 women having PMS all at same time, 7 asses on the couch eating bonbon, 7 credit card payments, 7 women to satisfy, 7 women to talk to after sex, 7 women fighting in the mini van going shopping (women not allowed to drive), and lest we forget, 7 alimony payments when the love ran out. Something must've been lost in the translation.
Link Posted: 9/17/2001 8:27:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Javak: From my understanding, each martyr gets 7 virgins plus 1000 date palms. You know, I have one wife and two orange trees and I can barely keep up. Let's see, 7 women having PMS all at same time, 7 asses on the couch eating bonbon, 7 credit card payments, 7 women to satisfy, 7 women to talk to after sex, 7 women fighting in the mini van going shopping (women not allowed to drive), and lest we forget, 7 alimony payments when the love ran out. THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY LIFE FOR REAL!!!! Something must've been lost in the translation.
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Link Posted: 9/17/2001 9:18:56 PM EDT
They don't know it but the virgins they're getting are the ugly bitches that are celebrating in the street making turkey call noises through their toothless mouths. Why do you think they're virgins?? YUK!!!
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