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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 9/14/2001 12:39:02 PM EDT
The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with cool winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour. It will definitely be a day for the sunblock, and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet. If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow, don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through your body. Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old country while........ well, while it's still there.
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 12:49:29 PM EDT
... Good weather report!
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 1:19:05 PM EDT
I think it will be a little closer to a million degrees in "scattered" areas.
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 1:23:28 PM EDT
Man the weather always sucks on weekends!
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 1:37:27 PM EDT
Now that's funny![:D] And it's precisely funny because it's the very least likely scenario that will result from the United States' response to Bin-Laden or whoever! But there will be those a-holes who read it and jump to the conclusion that this is what we want! You know, them. Eric The(WhatAmericaAre'They'LivingIn???)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 1:49:13 PM EDT
Yes, 2000 is too low. It's more like standing 3 feet from the sun.
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 1:58:49 PM EDT
Bombs Away, and oh I almost forgot since we are a kind and gentle nation. May God have mercy on their crispy souls. There I feel better now, BOMBS AWAY
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 2:03:22 PM EDT
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