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Posted: 8/27/2001 7:14:47 AM EDT
Well its my birthday. So now what??!?!? I fucking 34yo. No job. No womenz. No money. No one to celebrate with. [>(][>(][>(]
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Link Posted: 8/27/2001 7:31:32 AM EDT
yeah, but..... "You got us, babe......you got us, babe....." [:D]
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 7:34:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kpel308: Hey, LT! Magandang kaarawan! Hope it gets better. Zeny and her single room-mate say, "hello!"[;D] Semper Fi! Ken Little
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Salamat kaibigan. Single did you say!!!! She's not from TX is she? TX women don't like me for some reason.
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 7:35:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By garandman: yeah, but..... "You got us, babe......you got us, babe....." [:D]
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Isn't that supposed to be I got you babe. [;D]
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 7:38:51 AM EDT
34yo, damn that's old fart catagory
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Link Posted: 8/27/2001 7:41:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Chaingun: 34yo, damn that's old fart catagory
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Hey - I resemble that remark. 34 is the best time of my life - so far. Past puberty, before incontinency. What could be better???? [}:D]
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 7:44:42 AM EDT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!....Don't feel bad, it can't be worse. [bday]
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 7:59:48 AM EDT
[bday] Happy birthday bro! If you have your Health, and an AR don't feel too bad. You have a lot of friends here![beer] Tyler
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 8:02:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2001 8:03:19 AM EDT by platform389]
"No one to celebrate with." No,no,no. Not correct. You have us, for what it is worth! So[bday]
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 8:29:35 AM EDT
Happy Birthday. Here's to the LORD TRADER! [beer]
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 8:43:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 8:55:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GoatBoy: I'll getcha a lapdance when we hook up in TX! ]=)
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Correction, "I'll giveya a lapdance when we hook up in TX!" Bahahahaahahahahahaha
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 10:14:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 10:24:07 AM EDT
Happy Birthday lordtrader ! 34 years old No job No women No money No one to celebrate with Man that's terrible ! [bday]
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 10:30:24 AM EDT
happy birthday lt! i would kill to be 34, again! hang tough, brother...better times are ahead.
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 10:35:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Garryowen: Well I sent you a T-Shirt (kinda early, but I least I tried)...can't be all bad...
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You sure did, and I love my early B-Day present. Thank you!!!
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 10:41:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 10:56:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Well its my birthday. So now what??!?!? I fucking 34yo. No job. No womenz. No money. No one to celebrate with. [>(][>(][>(]
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Woo hoo! You boosted my morale again! Shit I completely forgot to make the rounds at the restaurants that give out free birthday meals.
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 12:26:56 PM EDT
Tormorrow, I'll be 73. That means I will have had 73 birthdays, and I still haven't figured-out how to make one enjoyable. I hope #35 is better for you next year.
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 12:33:17 PM EDT
Dude, at least you got out of the land of fruits and nuts. Tx has to be better than Cali from a shooters standpoint. Look to the bright side man, youre chances of scoring some hottie and having rodeo sex are alot better in a cowtown than Cali. Chuck
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 2:12:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Well its my birthday. So now what??!?!? I fucking 34yo. No job. No womenz. No money. No one to celebrate with. [>(][>(][>(]
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Wait a minute: You live in Texas You ain't married to some ol hag that will take half of everything if you split Nobody to tell you how to spend your time No on to tell you you drink too much beer No one telling you you spend too much money on guns You may not have a gal now, but if you do it'll be easier to trade her in on a new one You see problems...I see opportunities. I'm not exactly PollyAna either. I'll be out of a job next week. There are lean times and fat times. This just happens to be one of the lean times.
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[Last Edit: 8/27/2001 2:48:07 PM EDT by lordtrader]
OK here's the celebration planned for the night. I have pork chops thawing, gonna have it with some Stove Top stuffing. Already opened a bottle of chardonnay. Drinking it out of the bottle, its my B-Day dammit, I'll drink it anyway I want to. Now here's the kicker. AIN'T NO F-ING PORN RENTED IN F-ING PLANO. ITS A F-ING CLEAN COUNTY. Had to drive all the way to Garland a 1/2 hour away to find a video store that has porno in order to get one. I got the series 40 and 41 from here [url]www.realsexmagazine.com[/url] So I think I am set for my birthday celebration. Oh and I got a Hostess cupcake so I can stick a candle on it and make a wish for desert. Ah hell I forgot to f-ing buy a candle. Guess I'll just eat the damn cupcake and skip the ceremonies.
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 3:06:59 PM EDT
well atleast todays my [i]UN[/i]birthday and no not united nations
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 3:18:47 PM EDT
LT, I am 373 days older than you bro! I will not mention when since it was also the b-day of you know who..... take it easy and look at your situation as a blessing. as they say, "you can never appreciate what is sweet 'til you have tasted something bitter" kpel308, your wife waray or bisaya????
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 6:07:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2001 6:11:18 PM EDT by rkbar15]
Think of it this way LT. Things can only get better! As long as have your health you have everything. Happy BD dude. Oh yeah. One other thing. Remember some day these will be the good ole days when you were young and free!
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 6:31:55 PM EDT
happy birthday! got about 6 months till my 34th. crap i feel old. [bday]
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 7:43:34 PM EDT
HANGFIRE MODE "ON" HEY LT - BEFORE YOU MOVED HERE, I TOLD YOU THAT WE WOULD LIVE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, I OFFERED YOU THE FLOWER OF MY FRIENDSHIP, INVITED YOU TO GO SHOOTING, REALLY MADE A CONCERTED EFFORT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. HAVE YOU SENT ME AN EMAIL? A PHONE CALL? HELL NO - YOU TOTALLY REJECTED ME. NOW I READ THAT YOU ARE FEELING LIKE A DOWN AND OUT LOSER ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. STILL NO CONTACT FROM YOU, EVEN ON YOUR PITIFUL BITHDAY. WELL IMAGINE HOW I FEEL - BEING CAST AWAY BY YOU, THE LOWEST OF THE LOW. IF I DIDN'T HAVE RIFLES TO CLEAN, I WOULD CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE. IN SHORT - F U LT!!!!! Happy Birthday! [:D]
Link Posted: 8/27/2001 10:14:40 PM EDT
[size=6]HAPPY BIRTHDAY AL!!!!!!!!!![/size=6] Don't forget to brown-bag that bottle of wine![:D] [bday][beer]
Link Posted: 8/28/2001 2:56:23 AM EDT
Could be worse. You could be a pangit bakla living in Tondo. Happy B-Day!
Link Posted: 8/28/2001 7:25:36 AM EDT
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