ya know, while were on the subject of beer and theaters with comfy seats...
it has long been my fantasy, to one day, own a movie house that has bouncers.
big hairy east european types. talkers would be held 'till after the show, and then brought out on stage and humiliated by an insult comic. say, TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG. then, rotten fruit would be provided to pummel them. in the event of a rudenik emergence, you would press a call button, the movie would [i]pause[/i], and schwartzeneger-like attendants with night vision goggles would come, lift them bodily out of their seat, and wisk them soundlesly to a sound proof holding tank. naturally all patrons would have to sign a release.(it's no longer just teenagers feeling rowdy. last night i had to shush, and almost threatened bodily harm, to a well dressed, middle-aged couple in a small [i]art-house theater[/i]!)
stadium seating, reclining lazyboys with foot rests for everyone. BEER, and fresh, gourmet popcorn and snacks.
waddya think?