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Posted: 8/22/2001 4:03:11 PM EST
[url]http://news.iwon.com/home/entertainment/entertain_article/0,2084,156932|entertainment|08-22-2001::17:10|reuters,00.html[/url] [b]Angelina Jolie to Become U.N. Goodwill Ambassador[/b] August 22, 2001 5:59 am EST GENEVA (Reuters) - "Tomb Raider" star Angelina Jolie will be named United Nations goodwill ambassador next Monday, the U.N. refugee agency said on Wednesday. The Hollywood bad girl best known for her portrayal of video game action queen Lara Croft has already visited refugee camps in Sierra Leone and Cambodia, where some of the scenes for "Tomb Raider" were shot, and is currently in Pakistan. "She has a genuine interest in refugee issues and she is fantastically popular," said Kris Janowski, spokesman for the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees. "The kind of people who find the U.N. boring -- young people and teenagers who are not interested in refugee issues -- adore Angelina Jolie," he said. Jolie will be formally appointed at the agency's headquarters in Geneva on Monday.
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 4:11:39 PM EST
I would do her,then leave.
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 4:13:44 PM EST
I personally have nothing against this nutty (and admittedly hot) broad being our UN goodwill ambassador.
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 4:19:20 PM EST
From the article -
"The kind of people who find the U.N. boring...adore Angelina Jolie," he said.
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He's quite right, you know. I find the UN to be incredibly boring, but I do adore Angelina Jolie! Well, maybe not the 'inner' Angelina Jolie, but certainly the 'outer' Angelina Jolie. Eric The(ActuallyJustAFewOfTheOuterParts,Really)Hu­n[>]:)]
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 4:29:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: I find the UN to be incredibly boring, but I do adore Angelina Jolie! Well, maybe not the 'inner' Angelina Jolie, but certainly the 'outer' Angelina Jolie.
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Well, I'm all for getting myself into a particular "inner" of Angelina Jolie, if ya smell what I'm cookin'... [img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/new jew.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 4:32:51 PM EST
Maybe she'll wear her H&K shirt to the UN. Wet, preferably. Norm
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 4:38:05 PM EST
Somebody needs to give her a fat lip.
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 5:04:46 PM EST
I think her lips are already a little fat. Lets give her a fat head. Yeah !!! Wait a second...that doesn't make much sense. On second thought, lets just give her the evil eye.
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 5:52:07 PM EST
[b]Henry Kissinger to Star in "Tomb Raider II"[/b] August 22, 2001 9:59 pm EST LOS ANGELES(Reuters) - Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger will star in the sequel to "Tomb Raider" next year, Paramount Pictures announced today. The elder statesman best known for his Cold War strategy of detente has already visited shooting locations in Sierra Leone and Cambodia, where he directed a secret bombing campaign, and is currently in Hollywood. "He has a genuine interest in mindless summer blockbusters and he is fantastically popular," said Serge Pimento, spokesman for Paramount. "The kind of people who found "Tomb Raider" pathetic -- adults and male teenagers who are not obsessed with skanky, top-heavy celebrities -- adore Henry Kissinger," he said. Kissinger will be digitally re-mastered by Industrial Light and Magic on Monday.
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 7:43:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By mayday: ...On second thought, lets just give her the evil eye.
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Did somebody say Eee-vil? [img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/evil_piccolo.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 9:48:07 PM EST
god damn u people know i need to watch my VCD copy of Tombraider agien mhmmmm agelina jolie
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 9:53:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By bunghole: "The kind of people who find the U.N. boring -- young people and teenagers who are not interested in refugee issues -- adore Angelina Jolie," he said.
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Hmmmmm..... Looks like they took a marketing lesson from Phillip Morris. By targeting the young, they will eventually win.
Link Posted: 8/22/2001 10:12:48 PM EST
"High Commissioner" Sounds like some crap form StarTrek! F@#$%^&*&^$#%^&*(ing COMMIES!
Link Posted: 8/23/2001 2:21:37 AM EST
What's the point with making fun of her? Are we forgetting that both Mrs. Jolie and her husband Mr. Thorton both appear to be pro-gun? Or at least I've never heard them say anything about being anti-gun. I've certainly seen Mrs. Jolie in more than one gun t-shirt. God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 8/23/2001 3:44:05 AM EST
Look Texas, The UN is VERY anti-gun and never do a damn thing to help any one. If she thinks it's a good thing to deal with a bunch like the UN and help them to use the poor refugees to try and make them look good, them she is just one left wing ass.
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