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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 8/20/2001 4:35:53 PM EDT
Ok, eye candy first. [img]http://theguyshome.homestead.com/files/Sara1.JPG[/img] [img]http://theguyshome.homestead.com/files/Sara2.JPG[/img] Ok, guys, this woman sure knows how to handle a "weapon". I'm serious. She uses perfect gun safety and LAUGHS AT MY JOKES. I mean, uh... nice girl, Sara, age 18, Give her a round of applause. [shamelessplug]When she first walked into my house I had my Cav-15 lieing on the floor. She picks it up, makes sure to check to see if it was loaded, made sure the safety was on, kept her finger off the trigger AND kept it pointed in a safe direction. then the first thing she said was "Wow, this thing sure is lighter than my dad's AR." I couldn't choke back the tears. I bawled my pitiful eyes out over how well raised and how hot she was.[/shamelessplug] We proceeded to go shooting. I just hammered 40 rounds one after the other from my 700 trying to overheat the barrel (no dice, I could still hold it afterwards... factory barrels aren't to shabby) while she stood about three feet to my right showering me with the holy brass that ejected from the gun. What a hotty! Afterwards I sat back and enjoyed watching her get her hands dirty as she volunteered to clean my AR15. As she stripped the bolt I [b]knew[/b]that this girl was something special. [):)] NSF
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 4:39:30 PM EDT
Way to go, JoJo! Now you need to have a "brass cleaning" party! Sorry, I couldn't resist!
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 4:40:17 PM EDT
I'm in love.
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 4:44:46 PM EDT
You lucky bastard. What is the cage for? If they are naughty? [;)]
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 4:45:29 PM EDT
You probably should just go ahead and marry that one!! [beer]
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 4:53:53 PM EDT
I want Sara to sign my book!
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 4:59:33 PM EDT
Lets see some nudie pixs!
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 5:05:12 PM EDT
Let's see the Naked Chicks. [moon]
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 5:07:30 PM EDT
I meant of Sara, she has some nice hooterage. Let see!
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 5:07:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2001 5:16:58 PM EDT by 700PSS]
She's way out of your league. I'll email you my phone #, have her call me. Unless of course she doen't like 33 year old guys with money and large gun collections. My picture can be seen here: [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=43256[/url] I'm not as pretty as les petit Jojo, But I can live with that! [;)] [moon]
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 5:11:18 PM EDT
Ok! Lets see sara's nakedness. [moon]
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 5:29:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 6:11:02 PM EDT
What about poor Melanie? (You sorry dog!)I wish I was your age again!
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 6:11:07 PM EDT
*clap* *fap* *fap* damn it we need a applusing smiley
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 6:18:28 PM EDT
Daddy has an AR. Uh, better treat this gal right......OR ELSE!
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 6:19:00 PM EDT
[b][red][size=5]HOT DAMN!!![/size=5][/red][/b] Does she have an older sister [?][?][?] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 6:25:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 6:37:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 700PSS: She's way out of your league. I'll email you my phone #, have her call me. I'm not as pretty as les petit Jojo, But I can live with that! [;)] [moon]
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You might be able to live with it but she won't!
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 7:11:56 PM EDT
I hate when I have to look at faces instead of breasts. How's about some topless shots? Neck-down if you have to...
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 7:12:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2001 7:12:35 PM EDT by 700PSS]
Originally Posted By Getsome:
Originally Posted By 700PSS: She's way out of your league. I'll email you my phone #, have her call me. I'm not as pretty as les petit Jojo, But I can live with that! [;)] [moon]
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You might be able to live with it but she won't!
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Maybe if I wore a ninja suit or British commando sweater I'd be purty too! [:D]
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 7:34:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ColtShorty: Does she have an older sister [?][?][?]
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I don't follow. Is there something WRONG with 18? I thought not. JoJo, get this girl - even if you get whipped, at least you're getting whipped by a good one. However, if you find out she has a boyfriend, you'll still have to be a gentleman about it...so [i]casually[/i] tell her "he's no good for you" and find him somewhere and punch him in the face. That'll pick her up for sure. [img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/mountain jew.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 7:37:34 PM EDT
I think I'm going to start to checking the backs of milk cartons for girls JOJO is possting here[>:/] hello crime stoppers!
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 8:45:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jewbroni:
Originally Posted By ColtShorty: Does she have an older sister [?][?][?]
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I don't follow. Is there something WRONG with 18? I thought not.
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I would'nt say there was anything wrong with 18, it's just that the older I get the more I prefer a more mature woman that I can have grown-up conversation with. Of course I damn sure would'nt turn down an 18 y.o. girl, I just would'nt keep her around very long. [sex] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 8:45:57 PM EDT
Does she know that you wear dresses? [;)]
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 9:02:07 PM EDT
Hey NSFJojo, Where in NV are you located? I live in the Vegas area, and no, I'm not trying to get hooked up with Sara. I'm available, but more than a little old for her. If you (and she) are in southern Nevada, you ought to try out the Paladin and IPSC 3 gun matches at Desert Sportsman. Best way I know of to meet up with a bunch of fellow AR shooters and have some fun.
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 9:03:14 PM EDT
I would'nt say there was anything wrong with 18, it's just that the older I get the more I prefer a more mature woman that I can have grown-up conversation with. ColtShorty
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What? We had this great conversation about Pokemon and Harry Potter right after the photo shoot. [;)] [):)] NSF
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 9:06:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2001 9:03:33 PM EDT by LotBoy]
Pikachu is cool(Pika Pika). [whacko]
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 9:07:10 PM EDT
Hey NSFJojo, Where in NV are you located?
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Northren Nevada. About 10m. NorthNorthWest of Reno in one of those nice little vallies that surround it. Won't tell you which one since the feds keep calling at midnight and hanging up. [):)] NSF
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 9:07:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
I would'nt say there was anything wrong with 18, it's just that the older I get the more I prefer a more mature woman that I can have grown-up conversation with. ColtShorty
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What? We had this great conversation about Pokemon and Harry Potter right after the photo shoot. [;)] [):)] NSF
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[:D][:D][:D]I rest my case.[:D][:D][:D] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 9:19:24 PM EDT
She probably wants someone closer to her age. As for me, I'm 19 going on 20. Anybody know where I can find one like that ? NSFJojo seems to find alot of gun-loving, good-looking women. 10 miles NNW of Reno ? Let's see, I'll be moving after I graduate (from College) next Spring. How much are apartments in the area ?
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 9:41:00 PM EDT
That Girl's classy annd sexy. Six
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 11:36:17 PM EDT
Jojo, you're not in Sun Valley are you? That's the white trash capitol of the Universe!
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 4:14:07 AM EDT
Not bad there jojo... congrats! Might want to hold on to her for a while. Tyler
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 4:59:37 AM EDT
Jojo, how old are you? This may be a match made in heaven!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 5:07:25 AM EDT
Your the Mall Ninja dude. Good Pics, and glad to see a AR board memeber be a ladies man too. Now make us proud!! c-rock
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 5:07:47 AM EDT
If I could only start my life over! You are lucky... I clean the gun and do the dishes..
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 5:42:33 AM EDT
I'm 18, send her my way if you don't want her!
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 7:44:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 8:58:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2001 8:53:54 AM EDT by sfoo]
Dang folks. Just because he posted a pic of a nice girl doesn't mean she's going to drop her top for photos, and even if she did, why should JoJo share with y'all? Enjoy what you are given....don't be greedy. If you really want to see naked boobies and guns, go find your own hottie to take pictures of. Besides...that's more fun that surfing the net for those kind of pictures. [8D]
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 3:39:38 PM EDT
My pictures never really do the girls justice, they are all pretty hot. I'm just a bad camera man. I do not live in Sun Valley. Apartments go for any range your willing to pay although my two bed/two bath goes for 675 + utlities. I'll get more womenz in a few days I suppose. this whole "autograph" thing and the "special" project are kinda suckin up my time. [):)] NSF
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 3:51:27 PM EDT
JoJo, YOU DA MAN!!! She is sweet!!
Link Posted: 12/8/2001 7:51:30 AM EDT
btt
Link Posted: 12/8/2001 8:20:49 AM EDT
May be time to get my prescription for "Niagra" refilled.
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 9:41:54 PM EDT
... This ought to chill you "horned dawgs". Very sobering [img]http://www.eboogyman.com/freaks/supergregWTC.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/9/2001 11:46:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 12:52:07 AM EDT
18....Damm that makes me feel old! I should post the pic of my daughter (10) shooting my FAL.. but I hate to subject her the smart remarks.. Ropes PS. send me her naked pics [0:)]
Link Posted: 12/10/2001 4:21:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/10/2001 4:14:28 AM EDT by the_survivalist]
i regret that i have but one thing to say.... [red][b][size=6]DAMN[/size=6][/b][/red]
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