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AvengeR15
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:39:11 AM

I've got some sort of bite on my (face) cheek, and it isn't swollen or bad looking or anything, but it is constantly leaking some sort of clear fluid. I wipe my (face) cheek every ten minutes or so and get a couple of drops on my finger. If I don't wipe it the stuff dries into some kind of yellowish crystallized scab.

Kind of gross. What is it?

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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:41:27 AM
Plasma
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:42:30 AM
Genetic Mutagen. You are going to be a half-alien half human hybrid slave, for the oncoming invasion of earth.

It has begun.



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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:44:21 AM
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The insect that bit you released a parasite under your skin. That parasite is secreting the clear fluid, which is a numbing agent that deadens the nerves so that you don't feel it as the parasite eats you from within.




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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:44:30 AM
syphilis
Please Read:

It's NOT Zit.

It is Z-I-T-I ForBreakfast
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:44:34 AM
Interstitial fluid I believe. Plasma is a component of blood.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:47:51 AM
Polyunsaturated fat.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:50:33 AM
Essence...YOUR essence!
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:52:36 AM
All the answers are here...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymph
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:54:10 AM
It's your MOJO oozing away. Soon you'll be a metrosexual girlie man.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:55:18 AM

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
syphilis



If your dick is dripping, I say it's a good sign.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 10:02:26 AM
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White blood cells.... aka Pus. A very specific kind.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pus


Neutrophils are the most abundant type of leukocyte in human blood, for anywhere from 40% to 75% of leukocytes.


This is your body - flushing the area with the immune response. It is a good thing.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 10:18:33 AM
This place cracks me up!


What is it?



Genetic Mutagen



parasite eats you from within



syphilis



Polyunsaturated fat.



Essence...YOUR essence!



It's your MOJO oozing away





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Posted: 4/11/2006 10:49:32 AM

Originally Posted By jj01:
The insect that bit you released a parasite under your skin. That parasite is secreting the clear fluid, which is a numbing agent that deadens the nerves so that you don't feel it as the parasite eats you from within.



That's correct, it is the numbing agent secreted by the bot fly larve, you were bit by a mosquito that deposited the larve on your skin, when you scratched it, you provided an opening for the larve to enter. Google bot fly and you'll find all the info that you need.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 10:53:10 AM
It's been nice knowing you!





Now, send me your guns before you die or mutate.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 11:01:33 AM

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
It's been nice knowing you!





Now, send me your guns before you die or mutate.



Screw you, my coffin is going to look like Sarah Connor's in Terminator 3.

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Posted: 4/11/2006 11:09:02 AM

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
It's been nice knowing you!





Now, send me your guns before you die or mutate.



Screw you, my coffin is going to look like Sarah Connor's in Terminator 3.




Well, at least we know it hasn't effected his mind yet.

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Posted: 4/11/2006 11:10:11 AM

Originally Posted By CS223:

Originally Posted By jj01:
The insect that bit you released a parasite under your skin. That parasite is secreting the clear fluid, which is a numbing agent that deadens the nerves so that you don't feel it as the parasite eats you from within.



That's correct, it is the numbing agent secreted by the bot fly larve, you were bit by a mosquito that deposited the larve on your skin, when you scratched it, you provided an opening for the larve to enter. Google bot fly and you'll find all the info that you need.



Why did you have to put that. I did Google it and now I'm all creeped out. Those things are freaking disgusing. And the site I checked out had some case studies. One dude had two in his scrotum. Makes me cringe to think about that. Plastic lined Kevlar boxers with edges taped to skin for any travel to the tropics.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 11:13:09 AM

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
Genetic Mutagen. You are going to be a half-alien half human hybrid slave, for the oncoming invasion of earth.

It has begun.

anything.ws/xfiles/pilot/pilot471.jpg

www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/tv/xfiles/xm.jpg



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Posted: 4/11/2006 11:16:23 AM
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Posted: 4/11/2006 11:24:36 AM
AIDS.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 11:29:05 AM
Bug sperm. You now be a Bugbitch...


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Posted: 4/11/2006 12:58:57 PM

Originally Posted By Unicorn:

Originally Posted By CS223:

Originally Posted By jj01:
The insect that bit you released a parasite under your skin. That parasite is secreting the clear fluid, which is a numbing agent that deadens the nerves so that you don't feel it as the parasite eats you from within.



That's correct, it is the numbing agent secreted by the bot fly larve, you were bit by a mosquito that deposited the larve on your skin, when you scratched it, you provided an opening for the larve to enter. Google bot fly and you'll find all the info that you need.



Why did you have to put that. I did Google it and now I'm all creeped out. Those things are freaking disgusing. And the site I checked out had some case studies. One dude had two in his scrotum. Makes me cringe to think about that. Plastic lined Kevlar boxers with edges taped to skin for any travel to the tropics.



Did you find the pictures of the one they dug out of the kids eyelid? Hey, while your googling around and grossing yourself out, google up "sootikin".
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