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Posted: 4/11/2006 4:39:11 AM EST

I've got some sort of bite on my (face) cheek, and it isn't swollen or bad looking or anything, but it is constantly leaking some sort of clear fluid. I wipe my (face) cheek every ten minutes or so and get a couple of drops on my finger. If I don't wipe it the stuff dries into some kind of yellowish crystallized scab.

Kind of gross. What is it?

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Posted: 4/11/2006 4:41:27 AM EST
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Posted: 4/11/2006 4:42:30 AM EST
Genetic Mutagen. You are going to be a half-alien half human hybrid slave, for the oncoming invasion of earth.

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Posted: 4/11/2006 4:44:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/11/2006 4:46:17 AM EST by jj01]
The insect that bit you released a parasite under your skin. That parasite is secreting the clear fluid, which is a numbing agent that deadens the nerves so that you don't feel it as the parasite eats you from within.

ETA: good luck, you might want to start saying your goodbyes, especially to your mom.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 4:44:30 AM EST
syphilis
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Posted: 4/11/2006 4:44:34 AM EST
Interstitial fluid I believe. Plasma is a component of blood.
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Polyunsaturated fat.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 4:52:36 AM EST
All the answers are here...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymph
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Posted: 4/11/2006 4:55:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
syphilis



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Posted: 4/11/2006 5:02:26 AM EST
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White blood cells.... aka Pus. A very specific kind.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pus


Neutrophils are the most abundant type of leukocyte in human blood, for anywhere from 40% to 75% of leukocytes.


This is your body - flushing the area with the immune response. It is a good thing.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 5:18:33 AM EST
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What is it?



Genetic Mutagen



parasite eats you from within



syphilis



Polyunsaturated fat.



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Posted: 4/11/2006 5:49:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By jj01:
The insect that bit you released a parasite under your skin. That parasite is secreting the clear fluid, which is a numbing agent that deadens the nerves so that you don't feel it as the parasite eats you from within.



That's correct, it is the numbing agent secreted by the bot fly larve, you were bit by a mosquito that deposited the larve on your skin, when you scratched it, you provided an opening for the larve to enter. Google bot fly and you'll find all the info that you need.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 6:01:33 AM EST

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Posted: 4/11/2006 6:09:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
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Screw you, my coffin is going to look like Sarah Connor's in Terminator 3.




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Posted: 4/11/2006 6:10:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By CS223:

Originally Posted By jj01:
The insect that bit you released a parasite under your skin. That parasite is secreting the clear fluid, which is a numbing agent that deadens the nerves so that you don't feel it as the parasite eats you from within.



That's correct, it is the numbing agent secreted by the bot fly larve, you were bit by a mosquito that deposited the larve on your skin, when you scratched it, you provided an opening for the larve to enter. Google bot fly and you'll find all the info that you need.



Why did you have to put that. I did Google it and now I'm all creeped out. Those things are freaking disgusing. And the site I checked out had some case studies. One dude had two in his scrotum. Makes me cringe to think about that. Plastic lined Kevlar boxers with edges taped to skin for any travel to the tropics.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 6:13:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
Genetic Mutagen. You are going to be a half-alien half human hybrid slave, for the oncoming invasion of earth.

It has begun.

anything.ws/xfiles/pilot/pilot471.jpg

www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/tv/xfiles/xm.jpg



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Posted: 4/11/2006 7:58:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Unicorn:

Originally Posted By CS223:

Originally Posted By jj01:
The insect that bit you released a parasite under your skin. That parasite is secreting the clear fluid, which is a numbing agent that deadens the nerves so that you don't feel it as the parasite eats you from within.



That's correct, it is the numbing agent secreted by the bot fly larve, you were bit by a mosquito that deposited the larve on your skin, when you scratched it, you provided an opening for the larve to enter. Google bot fly and you'll find all the info that you need.



Why did you have to put that. I did Google it and now I'm all creeped out. Those things are freaking disgusing. And the site I checked out had some case studies. One dude had two in his scrotum. Makes me cringe to think about that. Plastic lined Kevlar boxers with edges taped to skin for any travel to the tropics.



Did you find the pictures of the one they dug out of the kids eyelid? Hey, while your googling around and grossing yourself out, google up "sootikin".
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