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5/29/2017 5:35:05 AM
Posted: 8/17/2001 9:29:58 AM EDT
Ok, this may get a lot of guys pissed at each other, but it has to be done. So Best Foods or Miracle Whip? Be prepared to defend yourself. Zaz
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:34:43 AM EDT
Miracle Whip is too sweet...a good hamburger deserves Mayo
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:37:38 AM EDT
'Best Foods'? what the heck...? No, it's real mayonnaise for me, not Miracle Whip, and I'm not talking about some sort of wimpy 'light' or 'reduced fat' mayo, either! Eric The(I'mTalkingAboutTheArteryCloggingKind)Hun[­>]:)]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:41:05 AM EDT
Poppa likes the Miracle Whip. My mom and I hate the stuff. "salad" to my dad used to mean a wedge of lettuce with miracle whip spread on it. Was some NASTY crap! I hate using it for sandwiches. Good fattining REAL mayo is much much better.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:41:54 AM EDT
Actually, since I tend to like spicy food, I really like having horseradish sauce (with extra grated horseradish in it) on my sandwiches. Onion and jalepeno are also pluses. Other-wise, just plain old yellow mustard.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:46:37 AM EDT
Miracle whip. When called for. Never on red meat.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:48:35 AM EDT
if it's a good burger nothing. plain, no cheese lettuce mayo mustard ketchup tomatoes none of that. If it's something some damn restaraunt made with hoof and lip meat, pile it all on and make sure it's real mayo.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:50:01 AM EDT
All your Miracle Whip are belong to us.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:50:24 AM EDT
In my mom's potato salad? Nothing but real mayo!
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 10:03:24 AM EDT
neither u never know who added some "special sauce"
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 10:05:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2001 10:01:28 AM EDT by RamblinWreck]
Miracle Whip numbah ten! [:X*] It's a miracle anyone buys that shit.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 10:06:20 AM EDT
i use clp? seriously...real mayo only.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 10:10:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 10:38:20 AM EDT
Are we talking about on food, or for photo ops on passed out friends?
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 10:44:38 AM EDT
I got Miracle Whip in my pants.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 10:47:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Stealth: Are we talking about on food, or for photo ops on passed out friends?
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yes
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 10:54:35 AM EDT
Build Your Own Mayonaise! [b]2 egg yolks,1 whole egg,1 Tbl. French style mustard,grind of black pepper, or bit of white or red,pinch of salt,juice of lemon Turn on food processor or blender, and run for 10-15 seconds. Then, while still running, slowly add 2 cups corn, peanut, or other oil with some olive mixed in if desired. Keep refrigerated.[/b]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 11:18:06 AM EDT
Miracle Whip = Poly-Pop
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 12:46:49 PM EDT
Best Fods(or Hellman's, same brand, just depends on where you buy it)is #1, seems to have an slight almost horseradishy taste I love. Miracle Whip comes in second.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 12:57:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:14:49 PM EDT
A sandwiche is just a sandwiche without the tangy whip of miricle whip.[:)]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:14:55 PM EDT
Potato salad deserves MW. Mayo goes on hamburger. Don't argue with me, I'm right.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:36:39 PM EDT
I spent 7 loooong years in the Army with only Miracle Crap for sandwiches and hamburgers. I told my wife if she ever bought Miracle Crap into my house, little lone put it on any of my food, she would be in divorce court so fast it would make her head spin.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:49:12 PM EDT
Hellman's Real Mayonnaise.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:51:49 PM EDT
ALWAYS Miracle Whip. And darned if a few drops of tobasco don't always spill in it... Rich NRA, GOA, LEAA, CCRN
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 2:00:26 PM EDT
Down in my neck of the woods it is DUKE's Mayo.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 3:10:37 PM EDT
Miracle whip!
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 3:16:04 PM EDT
MAYO! That miracle whip stuff is for crackers! Theres nothing better than a good cheeseburger or sub with heavy mayo. If it don't get all over your face, it ain't a good sammich!
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 3:33:06 PM EDT
Hamburgers...gotta be MUSTARD! Jim Hall
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 3:45:58 PM EDT
Dukes Mayo rules
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 3:47:41 PM EDT
Mayo
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 3:51:50 PM EDT
Miracle Whip, Mayo sucks.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 3:52:24 PM EDT
I switch between the two - like them both. Tyler
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 3:55:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By tylerdurden1201: I switch between the two - like them both. Tyler
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Impossible.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 4:01:28 PM EDT
it's okay stubbs - I'm a freak [%|] Tyler
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 4:59:36 PM EDT
Neither! I eat my sandwiches dry. All that goop does is cover the great taste of the meat. Besides all that fat is bad for your health. Just meat and bread, with lettuce and pickle optional. Every once in awhile I'll live wild and throw on a slice of cheese.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:58:27 PM EDT
MAYO - and the best is KRAFT. No "lite", no "reduced fat" sissy stuff, no "all natural". By far the absolute worst is "Bama" brand mayo. (Only available in the south of course) Sells for like $.89 a quart and is absolutely disgusting. BTW I have had homemade mayo and it is delicious!
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 6:07:03 PM EDT
[blue][i]MIRACLE WHIP!!![/i][/blue] And should one have to use Mayo---KRAFT. Whatever goes on the sandwich, I just call it "breadlube"...[sex]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 6:26:30 PM EDT
Mayo is to blahhhh I ned some spice in my life I need the ZING of miracle whip .
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