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Posted: 8/16/2001 1:01:10 PM EDT
From Drudge Report:
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU AUG 16, 2001 11:45:25 ET XXXXX DEATH SCARE: TED KENNEDY AIDES DENY LIVER DRAMA Sen. Ed Kennedy is in a dramatic fight -- for his life, according to a pending report. The last surviving brother of President Kennedy has been diagnosed with a deadly form of cirrhosis of the liver, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER is planning to report, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned. "TED KENNEDY DYING" -- is the planned headline for next week's edition, according to publishing sources. "The senator has been fighting to stave off the disease, but his condition is far more advanced and serious than he's told family and friends," claims the paper. "There's absolutely no truth to it at all,'' Kennedy aide Jim Manly demanded Thursday. The ENQUIRER, in great detail, is planning to outline Kennedy's reported health drama: from the pills, to the booze, to a round of pneumonia. |
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Oh yea right, you got my hopes up, but since this is from Drudge and he is quoting the [i]Enquierer[/i] of all things well have to put this one under wishful thinking. He'll still be in the Senate when he is Strom Thurmonds age..
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Like what Michael Corleone said about Hyman Roth in Godfather II:
"He's been dying of same heart attack for 20 years" |
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Quoted: Oh yea right, you got my hopes up, but since this is from Drudge and he is quoting the [i]Enquierer[/i] of all things well have to put this one under wishful thinking. He'll still be in the Senate when he is Strom Thurmonds age.. View Quote Kinda makes me wonder about those Elvis/Space Alien sightings.... |
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We need to send him barrels of Scotch as a token of our sympathy.
I hope the fat scumbag sumbitch lingers on and dies a horrible pain wracked, misery laden, slow lingering tortured death.[}:D] |
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Quoted: We need to send him barrels of Scotch as a token of our sympathy. I hope the fat scumbag sumbitch lingers on and dies a horrible pain wracked, misery laden, slow lingering tortured death.[}:D] View Quote HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Note to self: Be nice to Maynard. P.S. How much does a cheap bottle of Scotch cost???? And can we send one to Teddy, compliments AR15.com??? [}:D] |
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Not me, Baby, I hope he goes quickly! Like real quick. Today is not too soon. Really.
Eric The(GetOnWithItTed!)Hun[>]:)] |
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Why waste good scotch? Just send over some litre bottles of cheap Irish Whiskey, <$15 for the rotgut.
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Cirrhosis of the liver!? Oh my god how could that happen!? Ban alchohol, but then only criminals would have alchohol! Oh wait the criminals in washington already tried that! Its funny a bootlegger family would have a problem with alchohol!
If we do a group purchase of "rot gut" for old Teddy count me in!! Cheers Ted!! [beer] |
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[-!-!-][beer][moon]What a great day it is! You know they will have to screw him in to the ground.
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I am surprised nobody has mentioned this yet: If o'Teddy croaks, the gov'ner of Ma., being a Republican, will appoint a Republican to take his place, making the balance of Senate 50-49-1 in favor of Republican, with Chaney the tie-breaker.
Hey, Jefford, can you say "Payback is a bitch"? I know you can. |
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I share centiments with some of you, but it is simply NOT GOOD to wish bad luck on ANYONE....especially in health matters.....not saying to wish good luck either, remember...what goes around, comes around...............[:)]
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All I have to say is.....
[img]web-comm.com/ar15/kennedy.jpg[/img] |
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Quoted: I share centiments with some of you, but it is simply NOT GOOD to wish bad luck on ANYONE....especially in health matters.....not saying to wish good luck either, remember...what goes around, comes around...............[:)] View Quote Okay, you converted me--I wish him a slow, painful death, eaten up by the evil from within him. May he suffer the way he has inflicted suffering on others beginning with Mary Jo Kapeckne. But I am not wishing ill health--just death. Screw him. [puke] |
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Hell, we don't have to wish him bad luck, he's gone out of his way to make his own.
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Kinda supports exactly what I said......DOESN`T IT?...............[smoke]
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Quoted: Hell, we don't have to wish him bad luck, he's gone out of his way to make his own. View Quote Yeah, just leave him alone. I think he's onto something. |
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What about Kalashnikov Vodka? It'd be fitting.
Any Russina Members? Is that stuff pretty cheap, comparitively like his rifles are? (in a real free market anyway) If the going rate for an AK or AKM is $100 anywhere else in the world, and our cheapest semi rifle is about a hundred but quite a bit less of a rifle, and our cheapest liter of vodka is about $10 I figure a liter of Kalashnikov should cost about $3 to $5 dollars, we could donate a hell of a lot of that, and he'll die that much quicker. Of course having that much drink around might also lead him to commit rape or murder too but it'd probably be perpetrated against another liberal elitist, so it's only a small concern. |
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Quoted: Hell, we don't have to wish him bad luck, he's gone out of his way to make his own. View Quote I agree 100%. Why should I start to write all kinds of things.Just like Sara Brady they are doing fine just by themselves. I do have 1 major point that is better and more realistic about them kicking the old bucket. When they die Sara,Ted and all the stupid liberals and a lot of conservatives that are just a bunch of liars. They will stand in front of the almighty and no more can they or will they be able to lie or have their worldly power help them. They will get exactly what is coming to them and true justice will be at hand. No more of this I scratch your back you scratch mine and under the table sellouts and back yard deals and all the other stuff they do that we don't know about. GOD SEE'S EVERYTHING and they will now have to answer without the ability to lie. |
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Quoted: C'mon, Eric, rape is NG, no matter who it happens to. View Quote True, I've been getting a little evil in my posting lately. I'm really hating these type of people and who they represent today after looking at some stuff on the gore-2004.org thing. But what if it was like Tom Dashle or Gore or Clinton that he raped? And besides he's genetically pre-disposed to do rape and murder sort of thing anyway even if he didnt have alcohol. |
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Quoted: C'mon, Eric, rape is NG, no matter who it happens to. View Quote Even if he did Sarah? Right there in the mortuary? |
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I saw that bloated, drunken, fat-head, just the other day.
I'm serious. I was sailing. I pulled into Hyannisport (sp) just before dusk. We dropped anchor and pulled out some beers. Just then Ted comes cruisin' in on a nice 40' wooden schooner. I think it was called "The Mya". His guests flaked and tied up the sails (he did help) and they quickly left. I took our dingy over to check out his boat, and was very disappointed. His bright-work (varnished wood) was a mess, criminally so. That fat clown LEFT THE NATIONAL ENSIGN FLYING ALL NIGHT! He didn't take his flag down. -a big no-no. But, oh yeah, he looked pretty damned healthy. |
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just another corrupt kennedy. And that cousin might get off because the witness died. That family is nothing but hypocrites and corrupt bastards
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Yeah, but ya gotta give the Devil his due: they're good at what they do.
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I'm too young... What did he do? Showing my ignorance again. sorry.
[):)] NSF |
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NSF, no offense, but a complete reply would require a book. Look and learn for yourself, it's better that way, anyway.
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Maybe he'll take a long ride off a short pier.....bridge....shit, he's done that already.
The kill score is: Teddy 1, me 0. |
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There was a senator from Boston, Mass.
who wanted a new piece of a** he lucked out and found one then f***** up and drowned one so now his careers in the past!!! Still can't believe the folks in Mass. still keep re-electing him. Why? As a dog returneth to his vomit, so doth a fool to his folly.... |
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Javak, you would _think_ thats what would happen in the event of the Senators passing, but it wouldn't happen.
Congressman Joe Moakly passed away earlier this year, and a 'special election' is being held for his seat. Currently there are 6, yes 6 democrats running for the seat, and _no-one_ else. The L candidate botched the signature collection. Now, one of these dems despite his party has supported RKBA in the past, but there is a evil the likes of which the nation has not seen in one of the frontrunners: Cheryl Jacques She makes Fienswine look like a sweet old lady. |
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Headline from an old fake ad in the National Lampoon: " If Teddy Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he'd be President today".
For you young'uns: old VW ads used to make a fetish of the VW's fit and finish, and often cited their ability to float for a while as proof of quality. Nat Lamp ad had a photo of a floating VW. |
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I don't agree with him on several points but I did see him on a flight from D.C. to Boston and he seemed like a friendly guy. He spoke with several people on the plan and even had a seat in coach.
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I wonder if the Chinese have any livers for sale in size XL extra hammy.
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Post from JIMBEAM -
He spoke with several people on the plan and even had a seat in coach. View Quote And after touchdown, a waiting limo whisked him past all the schlubs walking to their cars. I hear that Bill Clinton's a helluva guy to go golfing with too. But that doesn't make him worthwhile in my book! Typical liberal bastards, all. Eric The(Sorry,He'sJustTheAnti-ChristToMe)Hun[>]:)] |
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Marjor Murphy, I have just three [u]more[/u] words for you -
Machinegun any lifeboats. Eric The(OfCourseWeJest)Hun[>]:)] |
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I was contemplating taking a midnight swim over to her, and then leaving a steaming pile on her deck....
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Quoted: just another corrupt kennedy. And that cousin might get off because the witness died. That family is nothing but hypocrites and corrupt bastards View Quote Excuse me !! "DIED"??? Yeah right... He was "Mary Jo'd" ! |
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