It was originally in Russian, it has some auto tanslator that makes no sense, and makes it even funnier

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16-year-old guy Malik was ready to make up with the idea he will never be a real man. But the doctors gave the hope back to him.

The guy was deprived of his genitals when peeing. The urine spurt incidentally got on the bald wire. The current rush caused so much damage to the sexual organ that it had to be amputated. The guy’s relatives did not want to make up with that fate and started searching for some medical institution that could bring the love handles back. They found it.

The specialists of the department for reconstructive micro-surgery of the Russian clinical hospital for children examined Malik and said the situation could be improved. In the beginning they made a cut on his forearm and stitched an expander in there – a 12 centimeter empty latex cylinder. A certain amount of physical solution was injected in the expander daily, the skin was expanding and growing taking the shape of a penis. This organ was growing on guy’s arm for 10 months! Finally the doctors cut it away from Malik’s forearm together with the feeding artery, made an urethra in it and sew it to the place where it should be.

- If they make an artificial limb in a while then our guy will be able to have the normal sex life, - surgeon Sergei Yasonov said.

[url]http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/08/10/12267.html[/url]

This event gives new meaning to the phrase "short arm inspection".

It's shitty translating for sure, but the guy got 41,784 marriage proposals! [:D][:D][:D]