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Posted: 8/13/2001 9:31:16 AM EST
1. Florida is finally readmitted to the union. 2. Spotted owl plague now threatens western crops & livestock. 3. Mother Monica Lewinsky dies. Revered heroine of Bangkok slums. 4. George Z. Bush says he will run for President. 5. 50 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. 6. Nursing home scandal... Clinton denies candy striper allegations. 7. Texas executes last remaining citizen. 10. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants. 11. Baby conceived naturally..... Scientists stumped. 12. Authentic year 2000 "CHAD" sells at Sotheby's for $9.6 million. 13. Ozone layer created by Electric Cars now killing thousands in LosAngeles. 14. Average height of NBA players now nine foot, seven inches. 15. Unionized Chinese workers now making 4,000,000,000 yen an hour. American owned businesses now returning to cheap labor in USA 16. Chelsea Clinton finally passes bar exam, hopes to aid aging mother in Senate. 17. White minority demands civil rights and monetary reparations. 18. New California law requires that all machetes, steak knives and baseball bats be registered before January 2056. Aviator [img]www.dredgeearthfirst.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 8/13/2001 9:43:07 AM EST
"Sh*t hits the fan all windbags that said they would never take my guns dont so anything except turn em in"
Link Posted: 8/13/2001 10:29:43 AM EST
Chimpanzee sues Kangaroo for "Boxing" Lawmakers vow to close "throwing rocks" loophole Temperatures hit 95 across nation, Global Warming? World War II memorial to be built next year Utah man ticketed for being in a National Park Bill Clinton enters his Harlem offices US panel says we should ban everything UN comission on voluntary extinction talks stalled Fat free foods can still make you fat! Hydrogen cars told to stop guzzling: "130 miles per cubic meter" says Sierra Club. Human attacks and eats fourth shark this year PETA proposes madatory pet owner hangings US missle shield stops 172 ICBMs, Tom Daschle claims it will not work The United States of Europe forced to pay reperations to Romans Nevada seashores eroding at record pace NOW sued for equal access Michael Jackson dyes his skin Black [%|]
Link Posted: 8/13/2001 11:15:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By Aviator: 18. New California law requires that all machetes, steak knives and baseball bats be registered before January 2056.
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give em some credit, that will be more like 2006
Link Posted: 8/13/2001 11:57:01 AM EST
US court of appeals expected to rule on Emmerson gun case later this year. Bill passes US house raising the income tax to 104% for the weathy. An one I hope to see: US stock market hits record high of 947,345.
Link Posted: 8/13/2001 11:59:58 AM EST
How about: Controversial HANGFIRE V. McUZI.com case is appealed to the U.N. Supreme Court. HANGFIRE's grandchildren say "Justice will prevail."
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