7/26/01

Press Release ( Translation)

Harraket e Islami e Afghanistan

Seven Taliban authorities attempting to take a lone female into custody were
shot and killed here yesterday.  It was not clear why they were arresting
the woman.  According to witnesses when she resisted their efforts to take
her into custody, they placed her at gunpoint ands started to beat her.  At
this time, she produced a silenced pistol from her clothing and killed all
seven Taliban officers even as they fired on her.  Witnesses said she
reloaded the pistol and left the area before reinforcements arrived.  Local
police chief Colonel Ali-Asghar Sayyafis concerned that the killer possessed
a silenced weapon and had the skill to easily kill seven armed men even as
they fired on her in the small confines of the area.  The Colonel any
further comment and said he is confident his men will locate the woman soon.
It is speculated by one Mujahideen source, that she may be the same female
assassin who has stalked key members of terrorist movements throughout
Europe and the Middle East for the past decade.  The source speculated that
due to the proximity to one of his homes, Usama Bin Laden himself has been
selected as her next target.  Commander Masood of the United Front has
denied knowledge of any attempt to assassinate Bin Laden.

===========================================GOOOOOOOD SHOOOOOTIN"!

That's pretty damned rugged.

"said he is confident his men will locate the woman soon."

Why not avoid the rush and start digging more graves now...?[;D]

Bet those other seven were "confident" also.

I bet she's hot, too.

What movie is that from?  Sounds like a good plot.  [:)]

Sounds like she kept a cool head and waited until they started beating her before she took them out.  Dangerous indeed.

Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. (pause) I sent two units. They're bring her down now.

Agent Smith: No, lieutenant, your men are already dead.

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This article needs more information. Was she wearing tight fitting vinyl pants?

Now thats a bad ass.  7 on 1 and smoked em all! That woudl not be a good dark alley encounter for me!!!

[beer]

Thats some ruthless shit.

They are confident that they will locate her?  Easy, just follow the trail of bodies.  Best of luck to her if she is after Bin Laden.

Yeah, she is probably hot!  Why can't American women be more like that?  If they were, we would not have all these jacked up gun laws.

She was probably a veteran of one of the other Militias that fought the Soviets that the Taliban is now actively trying to destroy.  Probably one of the more Western leaning ones.

Should I be a a$$ and e-mail this to Hangfire, Belloc and DonS?[thinking]

Nah, they would just say its more "Communist propaganda" from a "unreliable source" cause women are incapable of fighting men in close combat.. so it is obviously made up...[rolleyes][rolleyes][rolleyes]

I would not wanna cross my wife. Blonde, 5'8", slim, and a hottie, and she can handle a BHP, and a Steyr like a she-devil possessed!

Where were you when this thread was going around SOPMOD_TECH?
[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=41103[/url]

I was on the road, just got back to work and checked my mail.  I am on the road more than in the office/shop.  Leave Monday for Little Rock AR. for the NDIA Small Arms Conference and then on to Boston.

I'd so do her.  Think she could take 7 inches?

[sex] [:D] [sex] [:D] [sex]

[):)]
NSF

Damn, thats one dangerous Beeeiiiccchhhh.  I hope she is on our payroll.  

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"She'll be easy to find."

Yeah, right.  Don't all of those muslim women wear identical black bags over their bodies?  Peeking under chadoories seems like a good way to get your Afghan beat-down.  Sounds as if some of those Afghan women don't take any **** off woman beaters.

Watch the beginning of the movie, "The Beast" to see Kiplings poem about Afghan women.

I don't think she was an assasin, at all.  She just wasn't having any of their cr@p.  Little doubt, there are all kinds of cool toys laying around that old war zone.  Anecdote to follow-->

My friend's dad was a boy in Czechoslovakia during WW2. After the war, he said that there were trenches, belts of ammo, MG's, Panzerfausts, grenades laying EVERYWHERE, discarded.  His little group of friends used to hang out in the bottom of a deep gravel pit, firing lugers & etc., basically anything they could get their hands on.  He said they never got caught because the sound seemed to go straight up in the air, and their lookout on the rim of the pit was watchful.  Said the only bad part was playing with a luger which had a hair trigger.  One of the kids was almost shot with it.

 My friend says he still has a 9mm luger.

Press release from what news service? This is one of the strangest things I've ever heard of!

i told you guys i could shoot.  [b]NOW[/b] do you believe me?  [:D]

It does sound like "Trinity".

Actually, if you were the Taliban, you would never let this story out. I wonder how many Afghani women this story would inspire.