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Posted: 8/10/2001 6:03:32 AM EST
7/26/01 Press Release ( Translation) Harraket e Islami e Afghanistan Seven Taliban authorities attempting to take a lone female into custody were shot and killed here yesterday. It was not clear why they were arresting the woman. According to witnesses when she resisted their efforts to take her into custody, they placed her at gunpoint ands started to beat her. At this time, she produced a silenced pistol from her clothing and killed all seven Taliban officers even as they fired on her. Witnesses said she reloaded the pistol and left the area before reinforcements arrived. Local police chief Colonel Ali-Asghar Sayyafis concerned that the killer possessed a silenced weapon and had the skill to easily kill seven armed men even as they fired on her in the small confines of the area. The Colonel any further comment and said he is confident his men will locate the woman soon. It is speculated by one Mujahideen source, that she may be the same female assassin who has stalked key members of terrorist movements throughout Europe and the Middle East for the past decade. The source speculated that due to the proximity to one of his homes, Usama Bin Laden himself has been selected as her next target. Commander Masood of the United Front has denied knowledge of any attempt to assassinate Bin Laden. ===========================================GOOOOOOOD SHOOOOOTIN"!
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 6:07:19 AM EST
That's pretty damned rugged.
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 6:08:49 AM EST
"said he is confident his men will locate the woman soon." Why not avoid the rush and start digging more graves now...?[;D] Bet those other seven were "confident" also.
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 6:11:18 AM EST
I bet she's hot, too.
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 6:12:39 AM EST
What movie is that from? Sounds like a good plot. [:)] Sounds like she kept a cool head and waited until they started beating her before she took them out. Dangerous indeed.
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 12:42:33 PM EST
Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. (pause) I sent two units. They're bring her down now. Agent Smith: No, lieutenant, your men are already dead. --- This article needs more information. Was she wearing tight fitting vinyl pants?
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 12:45:22 PM EST
Now thats a bad ass. 7 on 1 and smoked em all! That woudl not be a good dark alley encounter for me!!! [beer]
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 12:47:20 PM EST
Thats some ruthless shit.
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 1:05:19 PM EST
They are confident that they will locate her? Easy, just follow the trail of bodies. Best of luck to her if she is after Bin Laden.
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 1:48:34 PM EST
Yeah, she is probably hot! Why can't American women be more like that? If they were, we would not have all these jacked up gun laws.
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 1:59:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/10/2001 2:00:28 PM EST by ArmdLbrl]
She was probably a veteran of one of the other Militias that fought the Soviets that the Taliban is now actively trying to destroy. Probably one of the more Western leaning ones. Should I be a a$$ and e-mail this to Hangfire, Belloc and DonS?[thinking] Nah, they would just say its more "Communist propaganda" from a "unreliable source" cause women are incapable of fighting men in close combat.. so it is obviously made up...[rolleyes][rolleyes][rolleyes]
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 2:03:59 PM EST
I would not wanna cross my wife. Blonde, 5'8", slim, and a hottie, and she can handle a BHP, and a Steyr like a she-devil possessed!
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 4:58:15 PM EST
Where were you when this thread was going around SOPMOD_TECH? [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=41103[/url]
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 5:07:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By ArmdLbrl: Where were you when this thread was going around SOPMOD_TECH? [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=41103[/url]
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I was on the road, just got back to work and checked my mail. I am on the road more than in the office/shop. Leave Monday for Little Rock AR. for the NDIA Small Arms Conference and then on to Boston.
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 7:36:16 PM EST
I'd so do her. Think she could take 7 inches? [sex] [:D] [sex] [:D] [sex] [):)] NSF
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 8:01:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 8:51:10 PM EST
Damn, thats one dangerous Beeeiiiccchhhh. I hope she is on our payroll.
Link Posted: 8/10/2001 11:36:04 PM EST
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Link Posted: 8/11/2001 12:03:25 PM EST
"She'll be easy to find." Yeah, right. Don't all of those muslim women wear identical black bags over their bodies? Peeking under chadoories seems like a good way to get your Afghan beat-down. Sounds as if some of those Afghan women don't take any **** off woman beaters. Watch the beginning of the movie, "The Beast" to see Kiplings poem about Afghan women. I don't think she was an assasin, at all. She just wasn't having any of their cr@p. Little doubt, there are all kinds of cool toys laying around that old war zone. Anecdote to follow--> My friend's dad was a boy in Czechoslovakia during WW2. After the war, he said that there were trenches, belts of ammo, MG's, Panzerfausts, grenades laying EVERYWHERE, discarded. His little group of friends used to hang out in the bottom of a deep gravel pit, firing lugers & etc., basically anything they could get their hands on. He said they never got caught because the sound seemed to go straight up in the air, and their lookout on the rim of the pit was watchful. Said the only bad part was playing with a luger which had a hair trigger. One of the kids was almost shot with it. My friend says he still has a 9mm luger.
Link Posted: 8/11/2001 12:27:16 PM EST
Press release from what news service? This is one of the strangest things I've ever heard of!
Link Posted: 8/11/2001 7:25:13 PM EST
i told you guys i could shoot. [b]NOW[/b] do you believe me? [:D]
Link Posted: 8/11/2001 7:25:34 PM EST
It does sound like "Trinity". Actually, if you were the Taliban, you would never let this story out. I wonder how many Afghani women this story would inspire.
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