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Posted: 8/10/2001 12:13:04 AM EDT

[#1]

mutant space clowns

Posted: 8/10/2001 12:14:52 AM EDT

[#2]

from uranus

Posted: 8/10/2001 12:16:25 AM EDT

[#3]

who just want to

Posted: 8/10/2001 12:18:53 AM EDT

[#4]

Do anal probes on

Posted: 8/10/2001 12:20:10 AM EDT

[#5]

unfortunate forum trolls

Posted: 8/10/2001 12:48:40 AM EDT

[#6]

and thier leader Sara Brady[uzi]

Posted: 8/10/2001 4:23:42 AM EDT

[#7]

and her troglodyte slave, Chuck Schumer.

Posted: 8/10/2001 5:52:16 AM EDT

[#8]

non-petroleum based lubricating gel and an extra large box of

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:03:09 AM EDT

[#9]

Just then, our hero realized that there was an eerie silence inside the 7-11...

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:04:19 AM EDT

[#10]

Sarah Brady stuffed the gym socks down her pants and yelled:

"Look at me! I'm a mall ninja!!!!

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:07:51 AM EDT

[#11]

Chuck schumer then began twitching and repeating over, and over, the same word......

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:14:16 AM EDT

[#12]

"Rosie, Rosie, Rosie"
[img]http://216.12.208.10/o/odonnell_rosie/images/pictures/008.jpg[/img]

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:15:44 AM EDT

[#13]

"I_have_the_worst_case_of_AR15.com_envy_ever_recorded_in_all_of_history"

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:27:50 AM EDT

[#14]

the intergalatic fusion-o-matic 232 rocket

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:28:53 AM EDT

[#15]

[img]http://theguyshome.homestead.com/files/Drag1.JPG[/img]
...was soaring around the laundry room, hopped up on goof-balls.

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:42:41 AM EDT

[#16]

meanwhile, the triple breasted whore from erotica six....

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:45:18 AM EDT

[#17]

[img]http://216.12.208.10/o/odonnell_rosie/images/pictures/008.jpg[/img]
...was dressed as a man.

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:49:08 AM EDT

[#18]

in the mean time, in a galaxy, far far away, the space

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:55:28 AM EDT

[#19]

wasted by saying meanwhile....

Posted: 8/10/2001 6:58:19 AM EDT

[#20]

...was just the right size and shape to...

Posted: 8/10/2001 7:15:14 AM EDT

[#21]

stimulate my dogs...

Posted: 8/10/2001 7:19:43 AM EDT

[#22]

[img]http://216.12.208.10/o/odonnell_rosie/images/pictures/008.jpg[/img]
"Show me your Red Rockets!", the whore bellowed.

Posted: 8/10/2001 7:21:46 AM EDT

[#23]

While shouting with glee...

Posted: 8/10/2001 7:31:59 AM EDT

[#24]

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! The power of Cheese!!!!" as a greenish, odiferous emanation arose...

Posted: 8/10/2001 7:36:18 AM EDT

[#25]

and ate the blueing off her bodygaurds concealed handgun..

Posted: 8/10/2001 7:42:02 AM EDT

[#26]

And then

Posted: 8/10/2001 8:43:17 AM EDT

[#27]

the bodyguards tec 9 jammed yet agien

Posted: 8/10/2001 8:46:09 AM EDT

[#28]

So he shined the feed rail and turned the weapon on her...

Posted: 8/10/2001 8:50:37 AM EDT

[#29]

only to discover chuckie schumer is the only on that can make it go "bang"

Posted: 8/10/2001 8:55:13 AM EDT

[#30]

"Ha, ha!" cackled Schumer, his eyes sparkling with an evil glee...

Posted: 8/10/2001 9:44:12 AM EDT

[#31]

As he slowly stroked his Tec 9 and thought about Hillary in a see-thru lace ghillie suit

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:06:51 AM EDT

[#32]

while chuckie was in lalal land, rosie walked up and bitch slapped him and said wake the fuck up....

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:09:19 AM EDT

[#33]

then chucks head imploded from lust induced overload

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:09:32 AM EDT

[#34]

the same thought, the only thought that came to mind continuously when in possession of his favorite gat, as he mumbled thru his E-VIL grin " only us special people and criminals should be able to own these things. Bring me my Intern Groupie... "

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:10:25 AM EDT

[#35]

"...so we can fufil our ultimate goal -to break Paula Poundstone outta jail, pronto!"

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:13:04 AM EDT

[#36]

rosie yells "to the Doughnutmobile"

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:17:09 AM EDT

[#37]

upon seeing her running, the driver pulls...

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:26:19 AM EDT

[#38]

Into the fast lane and accelerates. As the last time he was out of dognuts the bitch bit him.
Rosie gasping for breath.....

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:28:49 AM EDT

[#39]

pops six more anit-depressants. Then turning back to Chuckie says "

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:31:55 AM EDT

[#40]

"...six isn't enough. Pull over at that pharmacy."

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:35:08 AM EDT

[#41]

upon seeing Chuckie and Rosie, the pharmacy owner, a loyal American, takes...

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:37:21 AM EDT

[#42]

...an overdose of Valium, and then...

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:40:18 AM EDT

[#43]

and goes for his tec 9.............

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:45:25 AM EDT

[#44]

...once he loads a clip, Rosie grabs the gun and unloads on the driver and then yells at chuckie, "lets roll, you drive chuck"....

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:47:23 AM EDT

[#45]

..but be more careful than Ted Kennedy!

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:49:39 AM EDT

[#46]

...Chuck slams on the brakes, turns to Rosie and yells, "who told you about Kennedy???"

Posted: 8/10/2001 10:55:18 AM EDT

[#47]

Then due Chuckie driving, the car behind them...

Posted: 8/10/2001 11:05:56 AM EDT

[#48]

..swerves to miss the discarded doughnut box heaved out the window by Rosie..

Posted: 8/10/2001 11:08:06 AM EDT

[#49]

...and runs head-on into a Yugo being driven by..

Posted: 8/10/2001 11:11:00 AM EDT

[#50]

remote control.

Then all of the sudden...

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