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Posted: 8/9/2001 10:19:11 AM EST
Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones > --------------------------------------- > > > Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men > > should take a look at their beer consumption, considering > the results of a recent analysis that revealed the > presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that > drinking beer makes men turn into women. > > To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer > each. > It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, > talked excessively without making sense, became overly > emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, > argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. > > No further testing is planned.
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 10:22:13 AM EST
Did they test wine? I know a lot of women who just whine all day.
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 10:24:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/9/2001 10:20:48 AM EST by ECS]
The only difference I can see is that with men the beer turns into a budda-belly. With women it goes to their hips.
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 10:40:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 10:46:07 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 10:57:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By raf: Given the source of the study, Health Canada, I presume the beer in question is Canadian beer. Perhaps this helps explain the loss of firearms rights of our friends to the North. [;)]
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yes [=(]
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 11:10:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 11:16:57 AM EST
That would explain a few of the posts I made last night. A few more beers and I would've woke up with man boobs. I better check my E-mail to make sure I didn't make any drunken, internet purchases.
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 11:18:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 11:24:48 AM EST
Well that's it!I guess I'll be a woman by night fall!
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 12:37:50 PM EST
Now I know why they took all their guns. The beer loving canadians would shoot the brewmasters for inserting female hormones into beer. Brew your own!
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