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Posted: 8/8/2001 11:55:44 AM EDT
AS you may have heard, Bill Clinton inked a $10 - 12 million book deal. But as his brain is somewhere south of his belt buckle, he's having a little trouble with chapter titles. So he called me and asked if we could make some suggestions for chapter titles for his autobiography. Here's a few I came up with - "Doing" the Laundry - Literally (The Blue Dress Years) "Taking Out" the Trash - Bill asks Hillary out on a Date Other Things You Can Do While Talking about National Security on the Phone Lend some help here folks - what titles can you come up with????
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 12:05:30 PM EDT
the budget - all you can eat under a buck [beer]
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 12:18:29 PM EDT
"Creativity in Politics-the cigar story" "Re-defining the language of Politics-and of English"
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 12:30:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 12:56:54 PM EDT
Serving Your Nation (a cookbook)
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 1:03:33 PM EDT
"Three East Steps to 'Landing' The Perfect Intern"(self-help)
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 1:13:57 PM EDT
White Water: It's Not Just for Kids Anymore Paula Jones: The Face that Sunk a Thousand Ships Monica and the Out-of-Court Settlement: Making Deals 'Under the Table' [img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/new jew.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 3:45:54 PM EDT
Maybe we can appeal to Bill's weaknessess and trick him into screwing OJ Simpson's girlfriend. Failing that, we might all chip in and send him a 75 lb burlap sack filled with elephant dung.
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 6:52:04 PM EDT
"I Likem Fat..." "Chunkie Asses Be Where It's At. The Life And Times Of Bill Clinton"
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 8:20:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raf: "My Years In The White House-- A Blow-by-Blow History"
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raf, listening to Rush also? I thought it was: My years in the oval orifice - A Blow-by-Blow account or how about: Pesidential Dignity and Ethics: A short story.
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 9:09:31 PM EDT
"A Sticky Situation - The Clinton Presidency" "All your bimbos are belong to us"
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 9:11:31 PM EDT
The largest chapter of all: "How to get away with it"
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 9:13:35 PM EDT
"Dicks, dykes, dems and that damn hillary"
Link Posted: 8/8/2001 9:16:44 PM EDT
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