Bill called - he needs our help with his new book

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Bill called - he needs our help with his new book

Posted: 8/8/2001 11:55:44 AM EDT

AS you may have heard, Bill Clinton inked a $10 - 12 million book deal.

But as his brain is somewhere south of his belt buckle, he's having a little trouble with chapter titles. So he called me and asked if we could make some suggestions for chapter titles for his autobiography.

Here's a few I came up with -

"Doing" the Laundry - Literally (The Blue Dress Years)

"Taking Out" the Trash - Bill asks Hillary out on a Date

Other Things You Can Do While Talking about National Security on the Phone

Lend some help here folks - what titles can you come up with????

Posted: 8/8/2001 12:05:30 PM EDT

[#1]

the budget - all you can eat under a buck

[beer]

Posted: 8/8/2001 12:18:29 PM EDT

[#2]

"Creativity in Politics-the cigar story"

"Re-defining the language of Politics-and of English"

Posted: 8/8/2001 12:30:01 PM EDT

[#3]

"My Years In The White House-- A Blow-by-Blow History"

Posted: 8/8/2001 12:56:54 PM EDT

[#4]

Serving Your Nation (a cookbook)

Posted: 8/8/2001 1:03:33 PM EDT

[#5]

"Three East Steps to 'Landing' The Perfect Intern"(self-help)

Posted: 8/8/2001 1:13:57 PM EDT

[#6]

White Water: It's Not Just for Kids Anymore

Paula Jones: The Face that Sunk a Thousand Ships

Monica and the Out-of-Court Settlement: Making Deals 'Under the Table'

[img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/new jew.jpg[/img]

Posted: 8/8/2001 3:45:54 PM EDT

[#7]

Maybe we can appeal to Bill's weaknessess and trick him into screwing OJ Simpson's girlfriend.

Failing that, we might all chip in and send him a 75 lb burlap sack filled with elephant dung.

Posted: 8/8/2001 6:52:04 PM EDT

[#8]

"I Likem Fat..."
"Chunkie Asses Be Where It's At. The Life And Times Of Bill Clinton"

Posted: 8/8/2001 8:20:09 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
"My Years In The White House-- A Blow-by-Blow History"

View Quote

raf, listening to Rush also? I thought it was:

My years in the oval orifice - A Blow-by-Blow account

or how about:

Pesidential Dignity and Ethics: A short story.

Posted: 8/8/2001 9:09:31 PM EDT

[#10]

"A Sticky Situation - The Clinton Presidency"

"All your bimbos are belong to us"

Posted: 8/8/2001 9:11:31 PM EDT

[#11]

The largest chapter of all:

"How to get away with it"

Posted: 8/8/2001 9:13:35 PM EDT

[#12]

"Dicks, dykes, dems and that damn hillary"

Posted: 8/8/2001 9:16:44 PM EDT

[#13]

[b]WARNING: PARTIAL NUDITY[/b]

Clintons pre release review of new book
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[img]http://communities.msn.com/_Secure/0RAAgVPkYeV5On2uiogk!mh6sYvsaVFoNAeijd*zX36kFY3rWiZ!!XV*JJOL!PPBj7LuAVLS2gN!zmNoMIDFC!IsxoHbJRa9J1Dl277h2Mgo/Clintons-higher-education.jpg[/img]

[i][b]"If you're not part of the Solution,
you're part of the problem"[/b][/i]

sgb[}:D]

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