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Posted: 8/4/2001 1:37:08 PM EDT

[url]http://www.lovings.com/escort9.htm#sf0976c[/url]
[b]Contains light adult content.[/b]

aaawwww yeah.... dun dun... hell yeah..

Bow wow yo, yippie yey yippie yo FrankGotLaid is definatily in the.. house.

[:D]

Ah what a friday night!!! YEAHHHHH!! Hell YEAH!!

Best $200 I've ever spent!!!! hehehehe

No mind fuck games... no broken hearts... just sexual intercourse with a good lookin chick. God damn it's been a long fucking time!!!!

My last girlfriend really did a number on me. So I haven't offered my heart to anyone as of late. But my porn dir. was gettin just a tad too large.

She had fun, I had fun, it was greeeeeeaaaat! hehehehe. Yes I have no shame, cause I got me some of dat last night!!! 1 hour... I didn't think I could go 3 rounds. I guess I had a lot of pent up energy ;)

Posted: 8/4/2001 1:54:41 PM EDT

[#1]

Curiousity only:

Q. So how much was the Escort Service and how much was the lay?

Q. Did you ask for it, or did she offer?

Q. Did you get a receipt to write off as a business expense?

You da man!

Frank the [spank]
Frank the [spank]
Frank the [spank]
Frank the [spank]

Posted: 8/4/2001 2:02:34 PM EDT

[#2]

She is her own business. I paid her for her time. :)

We didn't discusss much. We just... boogied :)

She was really havin fun with me makin all my bevis and butt-head sounds, hehehe

"whaaa... cha cha!" "Uh ooooh here we gooo!"

Then my Billy Madison when she asked what I wanna do.... "Want to touch the hinie!"

She was laughin and asked if there is anything... special I would like to do. I asked her of she could dress up as Wonder Woman and kick my ass around.

After she was done laughin she said we'll see about next time. [:)]

My childhood dreams will be complete then.......

Posted: 8/4/2001 2:12:25 PM EDT

[#3]

Maybe we should send Imbroglio 200 bucks....

BTW Frank, how do you know she just didn't give you AIDS? VD? Herpes? ETC ETC.

Did she feel like sand paper???

Posted: 8/4/2001 2:24:17 PM EDT

[#4]

DUDE !!! You PAID for sex ????[:O]

Posted: 8/4/2001 2:30:44 PM EDT

[#5]

There is no such thing as free sex.

Posted: 8/4/2001 2:32:40 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
DUDE !!! You PAID for sex ????[:O]

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I pay for sex every month when I pay the ex. child support.

I used to think like you. But anymore I think Frank has the right idea. No strings.

But I'm just getting cynical in my old age. And I ain't that old. [>(]

Posted: 8/4/2001 2:39:10 PM EDT

[#7]

A wise man once said:

"If it flies, floats, or flirts, it's cheaper to rent."

Hmm...

-Troy

Posted: 8/4/2001 3:22:09 PM EDT

[#8]

BTW Frank, how do you know she just didn't give you AIDS? VD? Herpes? ETC ETC.

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How do I know ANY girl I do it with isn't carrying something?

This girl gets tested on a regular basis and ALWAYS has safe sex.

I don't know if the chick I meet at a bar gets tested on a regular basis or demands protection everytime she does it.

I had a quality and fresh raincoat that stayed on the whole ride. Well... I had 3 of 'em actually :)

And YEAH, I paid for sex. I paid for love last time I was with a girl. Lemme tell ya... cash money is a lot cheaper than paying with your heart.

Although I really don't class love and sex together. Sex is really good masturbation. Love... can't be explained.

Posted: 8/4/2001 3:50:32 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
DUDE !!! You PAID for sex ????[:O]

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You guys are mistaken if you think prostitution is about paying for sex. Sex is free, and you can get it from your wife or girlfriend. Of course, you also have to put up with head games, legal entanglements, alimony, child support, community property, etc.

When you hire a prostitute, after the sex is over, she'll get up and leave!! And [b]that[/b] is what you're actually paying for!!!

The reason women feel threatened by hookers is it means that they lose the one thing that they can control men with. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I prefer getting an estimate of the cost before the work is done. [:P]

Posted: 8/4/2001 4:02:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Guys always "pay" for sex. They may not always just hand over cash to a girl so that she'll ride the sausage express train headed straight for twatville, but every time we take them to dinner and a movie and drinks and buy her gifts and all that stuff, we are paying for that stuff so that she'll put out. So either way your paying for sex, one way or another.....

just my $0.69 cents.....

Posted: 8/4/2001 4:19:20 PM EDT

[#11]

Man! What a Crock!

No pics.......?????

[:D]

Posted: 8/4/2001 4:50:34 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Although I really don't class love and sex together. Sex is really good masturbation. Love... can't be explained.

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I'm getting nervous here Frank.
A. something you posted makes sense
B. I agree with you..
Time to up my medication.[;)]

Posted: 8/4/2001 5:02:52 PM EDT

[#13]

Two bills? Damn that's cheap. The weekend warriors in Vegas charged a lot more than for only one bite of the apple.

Posted: 8/4/2001 5:23:34 PM EDT

[#14]

No pictures? Theres pictures on the link I provided above. Now if you are talking about pictures of our encounter... now the girl was HOT, but uhhh... seein my pale ass goin up and down is the LAST thing you wanna see :)

Posted: 8/4/2001 5:36:26 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
No pictures? Theres pictures on the link I provided above. Now if you are talking about pictures of our encounter... now the girl was down is the LAST thing you wanna see :)

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LOL!! NOOO!!

I meant real pics of her.....Probably cost extra though....
Looks like you got your money's worth!

Posted: 8/4/2001 6:00:09 PM EDT

[#16]

Oh Man... I hope it wasn't that first chick named "Divine" ! (AKA: "Chocolate Thunder Wonder")

Is this part of the Intel Employee Satisfaction Plan ? [:D]

Posted: 8/4/2001 6:54:46 PM EDT

[#17]

so which one was it Frank? Can I dress up as wonder woman and kick your ass around? I don't charge much [:)]

Posted: 8/4/2001 8:35:03 PM EDT

[#18]

hahahaha... you bastards, lol

It was Paige.

I thought the link would scroll ya down to her.

Posted: 8/4/2001 8:50:33 PM EDT

[#19]

My dear god....

Ok this is bad... the more I look into this... the more I think I'm gonna be broke. It's like i'm in Nevada.

God... look at THIS! [url]http://www.lovings.com/centerfolds/diamond.htm[/url]

Daddy like... daddy no buy new gun anymore... [:D]

Short hair.... :::knaws mouse pad:::

Posted: 8/4/2001 9:03:58 PM EDT

[#20]

Hot damn... [url]http://www.lovings.com/escort18.htm#sf0598[/url]

Frank, can we pick the next one for you (as long as you approve as well)? [:D]

Posted: 8/4/2001 9:25:14 PM EDT

[#21]

Now thats a damn good idea!!!!

Well, later on. My next encounter is gonna be with a Diamond!!

Oh... my.... god...

[img]http://www.lovings.com/centerfolds/diamond/diamondsm.jpg[/img]

Will ya fucking look at her!!!!??! SHIT!!!

If she charges by the hour I'm gonna make out like Fat Bastard at an all you can eat buffet!!

1 hour?!? ha!! I'll shoot off 6 rounds and still have 45 minutes to spare!!

Posted: 8/4/2001 9:35:45 PM EDT

[#22]

Paige.

Bow witabowita bowow!

Unhh!

Posted: 8/4/2001 9:39:59 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Now thats a damn good idea!!!!

Well, later on. My next encounter is gonna be with a Diamond!!

Oh... my.... god...

[img]http://www.lovings.com/centerfolds/diamond/diamondsm.jpg[/img]

Will ya fucking look at her!!!!??! SHIT!!!

If she charges by the hour I'm gonna make out like Fat Bastard at an all you can eat buffet!!

1 hour?!? ha!! I'll shoot off 6 rounds and still have 45 minutes to spare!!

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Someone has some LOW standards, or just BAD taste! Look at that celulite in her legs!! YUCK!!

She also looks "boyish" with those shoulders and hair cut. I'd venture a guess that in real life, she's a dyke.

Posted: 8/4/2001 9:53:56 PM EDT

[#24]

THAT CHICK LOOKS LIKE A MAN
she is worth 2$.... canadian

Posted: 8/4/2001 10:09:51 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
THAT CHICK LOOKS LIKE A MAN
she is worth 2$.... canadian

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted: 8/4/2001 10:40:00 PM EDT

[#26]

Diamond??? Dude, no offense but maybe you should check out this link instead:

[url]http://www.eros-guide.com/cgi-bin/geo_frame_e.cgi[/url]

Posted: 8/4/2001 11:12:20 PM EDT

[#27]

Ah screw you bastards!

You can have your long hair big tit barbies!

I like my women sleek... :)

Posted: 8/5/2001 12:17:44 AM EDT

[#28]

To each his own.

I'm married, and have been for a long time. Have never paid for sex, ever.

However, if I ever do get a divorce, I will be renting sex from that point on.

It's a hell of a lot cheaper.

BTW Frank, be real careful out there. I know a guy who got busted for trying to employ a street hooker in Stockton. Put his name, address and mug shot on the local television channel. Not a good thing.

I think the giveaway would have been that she was too good looking.

Posted: 8/5/2001 12:26:14 AM EDT

[#29]

Hrmmm.... One word.. Danielle!

[img]http://www.lovings.com/women/0326/danielle7sm.jpg[/img]

And Imbrog probably runs this "stable" heh.

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Posted: 8/5/2001 12:36:31 AM EDT

[#30]

Just spent 10mins on that website, Frankie, and was nearly busted by my Mrs!

So many tarts, beyond my budget. Here in Australia prostitution is legal, and brothers dot every suburb. As natural as a corner pub.

At payday, often blokes go to the pub, then down the brothel for a quick "rub 'n tug", or a root. Then go home to their wives. A way of life here.

Posted: 8/5/2001 12:37:58 AM EDT

[#31]

Any computer jobs around where you live mate?!? [:D]

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Posted: 8/5/2001 12:40:24 AM EDT

[#32]

Dunno Av, but Sydney is a big city. People quit, retire, get promoted, move on, etc. Try www.news.com.au, find newspapers, and go from there. Computers are big industry here, as anywhere. Good luck.

Posted: 8/5/2001 2:25:57 AM EDT

[#33]

Forgive my ignorance, but having never paid for the it either, perhaps someone can inform me on the protocol:

1. What is "in call" vs "out call"

2. When do you pay--on arrival or departure?

3. How do you know you aren't about to be busted rather than screwed?

Interesting that it cost $200. My wife just spend $200 over the weekend, and I sure as hell didn't get anywhere near anything that Frank did.

I'm beginning to believe the rental theory is correct if I ever get divorced also.

AFARR

Posted: 8/5/2001 2:44:18 AM EDT

[#34]

I never patronized a hooker until I went to Europe. For one, it costs an arm and a leg here ($200?!?!), second the girls are slags, third it's illegal. Also, I thought sex with a hooker wouldn't be as good as with a girl you love and adore.

Well, I found out that love doesn't make the sex any better. And the girls in Amsterdam are fine. And it only costs $50 a go.

Posted: 8/5/2001 4:45:46 AM EDT

[#35]

Way to go Frank.....What no S&M spanking !!

Posted: 8/5/2001 4:55:28 AM EDT

[#36]

I agree...If all you want is sex, this is the best way to go. You skip all the head games and such and just get to business. I have never done it myself, but it makes sense.

Posted: 8/5/2001 5:16:20 AM EDT

[#37]

Me thinks you guys are on to something here. I just spent $100 on dinner (I know, I know, but she was fine I swear)on a first date and didn't even get a good nite kiss!

Never again.....I think next time "Tina Day" or "Mercedes" will get the call...

Rocketman

Posted: 8/5/2001 5:54:48 AM EDT

[#38]

This post is more funny then the mall ninji and the post about the guy who launched the squirrel off his deck with the clay bird launcher!

But I gotta admit, Frank's onto something here. Don't you just love a service economy?

Posted: 8/5/2001 8:26:47 AM EDT

[#39]

AFARR,

I can't claim any personal knowledge, but from what I've heard In-call is where you visit them, Out-call is where they come to you. Method of compensation probably varies from provider to provider. From what I understand, the better providers offer something call GFE (girlfriend experience) while others might provide PSE (porn-star experience). These may also play a factor in payment. From everything I've seen on the web, $200 is cheap. Check out rates in the bigger cities; 4 to 6 is closer to the norm but they're also stunning looking. Since you're in IL, check this site (purely for informational purposes):

[url]www.sterlingesc.com[/url]

edited to ad:

Channel 5 here in Chicago has done at least two specials on escorts and the internet. Looks like a booming industry (no pun intended).

Posted: 8/5/2001 9:45:27 AM EDT

[#40]

Interesting that it cost $200. My wife just spend $200 over the weekend, and I sure as hell didn't get anywhere near anything that Frank did.

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LMAO!

I couldn't believe how damn fine theses girls are!

Here in downtown stockton the street walkers are just gross and good for comedy as you point at while you drive down the street. But theses ladies are nice to have fun with and treat yourself to every once and awhile.

Posted: 8/5/2001 12:02:52 PM EDT

[#41]

In the past I have spent alot more than $200 on a woman and didn't get nuthin'. I have never paid to get layed, but am not ruling it out some day. If you add up all of the cost of going out on dates, and then having to listen to her nag afterwards, $200 sounds cheap.

Posted: 8/5/2001 12:26:26 PM EDT

[#42]

Well as I said before, sex and love are worlds apart.

I don't go on dates with a girl just to get laid. Sure most guys do... but I really do like to have fun with a girl and talk to her. See a movie... go to the shooting range... and yes I have taken girls to the local indoor shooting range, they always have fun and wanna go again.

But for me it's been a long damn time and I was gettin tired of livin up to the rep of Frank The Spank.. I treated her like a lady and she treated me like a gentlemen. What more can ya ask for?

I would like to have someone to love again... but god damn... sure fucking hurts when you hand your heart to someone and it gets handed back in pieces. Maybe this last one just stung more because "never again!" I said... and no matter how much Kevlar and trauma plates I put up, there had to be one full metal jacket out there that pierced it like a hot knife through butter. (yeah I like metaphors, I watch a lot of Star Trek [:)] )

I plan on doing this again next weekend. Just enough to get it out of my system and maybe trust another female gender just a little bit.

Funny... took a night with an escort to get over the "all women are whores" mentality I had up until now. HAHA!

Posted: 8/5/2001 12:34:12 PM EDT

[#43]

I got mine on the buy now, pay now, and [b]pay even more[/b] later plan, so I think you have the right idea.

When I figured out how much it cost per lay, getting married is a huge waste of money. I could have Paige twice a week for ten years and stil be ahead of the game. LOL!

Posted: 8/5/2001 12:39:14 PM EDT

[#44]

Hey Frank,
are you also sexually aroused by
Bugs Bunny
dressed up as the
Tazmanian She-Devil????

Posted: 8/5/2001 2:49:47 PM EDT

[#45]

now that she knows where you live, your gonna come home one day and find all stuff gone.
unless you were smart enough to get a room at the no-tell motel

Posted: 8/5/2001 2:53:43 PM EDT

[#46]

Ah yes.. because ya know homes are hidden all through the mud pits of planet Earth. Now that she knows where one of the rare "home structures" are that lay below she will now take this opportunity to rob that particular chest for it's treasure.

hehehe...

BTW: it was an "incall" meaning I went to her.

Posted: 8/5/2001 3:27:02 PM EDT

[#47]

I once went on a date with a girl to the shooting range. It was her first time shooting and she was shooting pretty good (I shot shitty for some damn reason). Anyway, I convinced to to a bet. If I lost, I would have to buy her some $200 jacket and if I won, she would have to perform a type of "job" for me. With her "beginners luck," so thought she would win. But for some reason, I started shooting VERY good! She called me a "hustler" from then on. Damn that was a good bet! Now that latin chick is hot, but I still wouldn't pay for that. Maybe if she would like to go on a date to the shooting range and make a lil bet, I'm down for that! LOL

Posted: 8/5/2001 5:59:01 PM EDT

[#48]

It does look like Europe, Nevada & Australia do have the right idea. One of my friends is going next month to sample the adult Disneyland, Amsterdam.
I have also heard the rape rates are lower in countries with legal prostitution.