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6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 8/1/2001 6:39:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2001 6:39:54 PM EDT by Jewbroni]
That's right ladies, The Big Evil Jewboski has reached his pinnacle of 1000 posts...hooray for me!! So what does this mean for me? Some of you have been keeping close tabs on me to make sure I dropped my eee-vil ways on post #1000. As evil as I am (or perhaps once was), I still cannot denounce my word. I have changed my ways, and thus have become [blue]The New Jew[/blue]!! What does this mean exactly? Have I changed my ways? Into what have I transgressed? The [blue]New Jew[/blue] is similar to old New Coke campaign: New Jew is just like the Classic Jew, only with more hype and less ACTUAL change. It's all a gimmic really...[b]surprise!![/b] But don't think I'm leaving you with just that, forshame! As a token of my new landmark, I now contribute something I like to call the [i]AR15.com Flame Warriors[/i]. With the help of RikWriter, we've compiled a list of fellow AR15.com members and placed them into a specific number of Flame Warrior "categories". To become familiar with the description of each flame warrior, please visit the following link: [url]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html[/url] After getting a general idea of what this is, take a look at the compilation below and laugh along with us as we explore which flame warrior YOU are!
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 6:43:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2001 6:45:40 PM EDT by Jewbroni]
Acne – Frank the Spank Admin – Goatboy ALLCAPS – HANGFIRE Archivist – Paul Coffee Klatch – AR Lady Deacon – Garandman Duelists – HDR and CAMPYBOB Eagle Scout – STLRN Ethnix – Striker Evil Clown – Capt. Obvious Ferrous Cranus – Kofi Annan Garble – Tayous1 God – (various lurking TFL members) Godzilla - McUzi Grunter – operatorerror Ideologue – William J Clinton Jekyl and Hyde – (Evil) Jewbroni Klaxon – SecondAmendment Kung-Fu Master – SteyrAUG L’Enfant Provocateur – RBAD Lonely Guy – Imbrog|io Lurker – Al_Bundy Nanny - DonR Net Rat – Cyrax777 Netiquette Nazi – TREETOP Perv – Heilo Propeller Head – Tippie (computers --> AR15’s) Rat – Fighting-Illini Rebel Leader – DTHOR Royals – EdAvilaSr Stealth – Stealth (name association) Stone Deaf – X--Kill Strumpet – GardenWeasel Target – antiUSSA Tireless Rebutter – RikWriter Yuk Yuk - Lordtrader Remember, this is all in good fun. So in following: 1.) Don't take it to seriously. 2.) These attributes were made in some sort of association, with some action you previously did, or a character trait you presently, or at one time, show off. 3.) If you don't like your Flame Warrior title, or think it's somehow in error...blame RikWriter [:D] (JUST kidding, I did most of them, so I'll take the heat) 4.) It's just a joke! Please feel free to add to this compilation, and perhaps in the end we will have a COMPLETE list of [i]AR15.com Flame Warriors[/i] for all to behold. Oh and remember, only one name per category (that better, RikWriter? Sheesh). Have fun, boys and girls!! Welcome to AR15.com!! [blue]The New Jew~[/blue]
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 6:46:39 PM EDT
[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Netweenie.jpg[/img] hehehe...... cyber-weenie
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 6:47:57 PM EDT
Deacon (Garandman), lock this thread ASAP. There must be something in the bible against this. signed, fighting-illini I am not a rat.
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 6:53:54 PM EDT
heheheh good job course i still wish there was video game addict
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 6:59:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 6:59:40 PM EDT
Whats a guy gotta do to make the rouges gallery anyway ??? guess I gotta kick things up a notch eh .... [x]
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:01:18 PM EDT
Torah! Torah! Torah!... Congratulations.
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:04:07 PM EDT
[img]www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Netrat.jpg[/img] the infamous netrat heh
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:12:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2001 7:08:50 PM EDT by The_Jew_Oven]
Originally Posted By Jewbroni:
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[b]That's right ladies, The Big Evil Jewboski has reached his pinnacle of 1000 posts...hooray for me!![/b] In your mind, this should be a nationial holiday. [b]So what does this mean for me?[/b] Gee...Tell us...What [i]d o e s[/i] this mean for you? It is quite a grand accomplishment to get 1000 posts on an inter-web BBS..Definitley resume material. [b]Some of you have been keeping close tabs on me to make sure I dropped my eee-vil ways on post #1000.[/b] Ahhhh yes. You are a very important part of our lives. I personally have a diary that is dedicated to the "Wacky Ways of Jewbroni"- It is subtitled "101 Ways to Make Yourself Noticed, and to Convince Yourself you are Important" [b]As evil as I am (or perhaps once was), I still cannot denounce my word.[/b] Ahhhh what a pillar of virtue you are. [b]I have changed my ways, and thus have become [blue]The New Jew[/blue]!![/b] WOW! The New Jew! When will the action figures be available? Will they come witl a little pull string that makes them talk about themselves constantly too? [b]What does this mean exactly?[/b] The world awaits... [b]Have I changed my ways?[/b] Do we really care? [b]Into what have I transgressed?[/b] I don't know, but i'm sure you will tell us... [b]The [blue]New Jew[/blue]...[/b] You forgot the little trademark symbol [b]...is similar to old New Coke campaign: New Jew is just like the Classic Jew, only with more hype and less ACTUAL change. It's all a gimmic really...surprise!![/b] WOW! Jewbroni and constant self promoting gimmicks! Who'd'a thunk it! [b]But don't think I'm leaving you with just that, forshame![/b] If it were up to me, you would be leaving us all together to get help with your narcacism. [b]As a token of my new landmark, I now contribute something I like to call the [i]AR15.com Flame Warriors[/i].[/b] DAMN! You are slacking! You should have called it "Jewbronis Official Trademarked "Golly Gee Look At Me" AR15.com Flamewarriors [b]With the help of RikWriter,[/b] who is clearly the brains of the operation [b]we've compiled a list of fellow AR15.com members and placed them into a specific number of Flame Warrior "categories". To become familiar with the description of each flame warrior, please visit the following link: [url]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html[/url][/b] "..When you do, I look forward to all the little "LOL's" you will post, because it gives my otherwise pathetic life some semblence of accomplishment..." [b]After getting a general idea of what this is, take a look at the compilation below and laugh along with us as we explore which flame warrior YOU are![/b] Well, thank you Jewbroni. My wife and I have just popped the cork on a fine bottle of wine to celebrate your grand acheivement. We look forward to any fan clubs you will surely be opening soon, and would like to be charter members...
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:16:16 PM EDT
You're absolute right, Jew Oven. What was I thinking? [blue]New Jew®[/blue] Man, what a class act. Who KNOWS where I'd be without you!
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:19:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jewbroni: You're absolute right, Jew Oven. What was I thinking? [blue]New Jew®[/blue] Man, what a class act. Who KNOWS where I'd be without you!
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Congratulations Jewbroni. And a class reply to The_Jew_Oven
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:19:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jewbroni: You're absolute right, Jew Oven. What was I thinking? [blue]New Jew®[/blue] Man, what a class act. Who KNOWS where I'd be without you!
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Why not call yourself [blue]The New Blue Jew[/blue]?
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:21:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2001 7:18:25 PM EDT by xanadu]
[b]Congrats Jew on your 1000th post!,[/b] [<]:)] I'd hang around, but Anti and some of his loyal admirers are kickin eachothers asses on another thread, so I gotta go, I've a got a ringside seat!
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:23:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Jew_Oven: Why not call yourself [blue]The New Blue Jew[/blue]?
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*Smacks Head* This guy's full of ideas! You need to be a front man for an ad campaign or SOMETHING, your daily job is probably wasting your profound talents! Round of applause is in order for you, big guy.
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:26:58 PM EDT
Jew_Oven, let me show you your future... [img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Arbitorsm.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:31:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:47:42 PM EDT
I wear my title proudly, and for once, my wife would agree. As to you SGB, I peg you as a "Grunter"...YMMV.
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:50:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/2/2001 3:15:35 PM EDT by SGB]
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 7:51:23 PM EDT
I can say with reasonable certainty that you've got me confused with someone else. Anyone who's met me will tell you I'm MUCH sexier than this: [img]www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Nazi.jpg[/img] Netiquette Nazi. But thank you for including me, just the same. [:D]
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 8:16:31 PM EDT
btt for all to c
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 9:11:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2001 9:08:28 PM EDT by Sweep]
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 9:46:52 PM EDT
Godzilla - McUzi Perfect discription.
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 9:49:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2001 11:47:25 PM EDT by Stealth]
My last date asked me to dress like this. I find that to be a profound coincidence. Today I have flamed my first flame here on AR-15.com. Thank you for showing me what I am capable of. [img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Anonymous.jpg[/img] Okay, I edited out the flames I made on another post. Not only am I a coward, I'm a wues. Thank goodness for the internet "bag".
Link Posted: 8/1/2001 11:37:40 PM EDT
Is there going to be a Hava Nagila sing-a-long?
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 5:01:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/2/2001 4:58:07 AM EDT by EdAvilaSr]
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 5:07:45 AM EDT
Sorry Sweep, I don't swing that way, but most people who know me are attracted to me...it's really a curse.
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 5:24:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jewbroni: The [blue]New Jew[/blue] is similar to old New Coke campaign: New Jew is just like the Classic Jew, only with more hype and less ACTUAL change.
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There isn't a "Classic Jew" yet. You have to wait until the "New Jew" hits an unexpectedly early market maturity and [i]then[/i] introduce the "Classic Jew". Anyhow, none of this really matters to me, because I will always see you as the Eeeevil Jewbroni!![;)] [}:D][}:D] [dracula] [}:D][}:D]
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 6:23:48 AM EDT
a "duelist"!!! thank you! thank you! i'ld like to thank all the little people that made this possible. thank you! thank you very much! (campy has left the building)
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 6:41:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/2/2001 8:17:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kpel308: Ok, guys! Follow the bouncing Yamulke! (To the tune of Hava Nagila): Have a tequila, Have 2 tequilas, Have 3 tequilas, Wind up on the floor, OY! Go ahead and bite the worm Go ahead and bite the worm See the pretty colors Dancing all around, OY! -----
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Hey! That's my theme song! [:)]
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 8:19:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/2/2001 8:17:30 AM EDT by RBAD]
Originally Posted By M15A2: Godzilla - McUzi Perfect discription.
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No waaaaaayyyyy! How's : EVIL CLOWN? [img]www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Clown.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 11:46:04 AM EDT
[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Drunk.jpg[/img] Hey Jew, where is the pokemon?
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 12:10:09 PM EDT
Grunter? Nope. Not me. Okay, this has got to be in response to my attempt at using the chat room. I just type REALLY SLOW. I can't keep up with you all. Usually my posts here are long and drawn out. I get to the point, eventually, in my round about way of doing things. BTW, I made your list twice. Care to guess who my alter ego is?
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 1:18:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: Is there going to be a Hava Nagila sing-a-long?
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You got that right and a new holiday too! Not 8, not 12, but 14.223 days of foot stompin, loud singin, plenty of food, AND lots O gift givin. It will be called: [b]Joyous Jewmas[/b]
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 7:15:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By operatorerror: Grunter? Nope. Not me.
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Wow - can't argue with that...hahah!!
BTW, I made your list twice. Care to guess who my alter ego is?
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Probably either Kofi or W.J.Clinton. Am I right? [blue]Da Jew~[/blue]
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