A man sits down with his 9 year old son. Listen, Son, I want to tell you about the birds and the bees. The son bursts into tears and says, "I don't want to hear this." The dad is puzzled and asks why. When the lad has dried his tears he explains, "Dad, when I was 6 you told me there was no Santa Claus; when I was 7 you told me there was no tooth fairy; when I was 8 you told me there was no Easter Bunny. If you're going to tell me adults don't shag, I've got nothing left to live for."