Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that
says, "Cow For Sale. $5000." He pulls in and says to the farmer,
"There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars."

The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this."

He lifts the cow's tail, and Harry sees the cow has a pussy just like a
woman.

Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says, "It's just not
fair. That farmer has a cow with a pussy like a woman, and it's worth
$5000! Here I am stuck with you, a cunt like a cow, and you're not worth
shit."

lol