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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:12:12 PM EST
Didn't feel like copying. Live sex acts now legal in Oregon bars?

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one more reason to visit the west coast.

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:17:26 PM EST
good on them.


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I love my state

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:20:16 PM EST
Californians strike again.
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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:20:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2005 12:23:53 PM EST by lippo]
Gives a new meaning to "lap dance" doesn't?


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Well then.

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Any one want to bet 5 $1 bills where I will be this weekend???

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:23:25 PM EST

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Any one want to bet 5 $1 bills where I will be this weekend???



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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:24:07 PM EST

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Gives a new meaning to "lap dance" doesn't?



If I understood it right, those are illegal. Go figure.

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:25:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Californians strike again.



California runs the Oregon Supreme Court?

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:26:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By jerry48430:

Originally Posted By lippo:
Gives a new meaning to "lap dance" doesn't?



If I understood it right, those are illegal. Go figure.


Not in here in OR, that seattle they are banned...IIRC
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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:26:54 PM EST
We need some Oregonian members to submit a SITREP!

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:27:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By mattja:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Californians strike again.



California runs the Oregon Supreme Court?



Might as well with the flood of people moving up here from that fucking state!
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All it means is that you can again watch girls shove things were the sun dont shine. A spotlight might shine there, but no sun!
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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:37:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2005 12:39:41 PM EST by OrARGB]
+1

Gov. McCall had it right in the 70's. "Welcome to Oregon, have a nice visit but don't plan on staying".

OREGON IS WORSE OFF BECAUSE CALIFORNIANS HAVE MOVED HERE.

Oh sorry, off thread. Haven't been to a titty bar for 2-3 years. I can tell you they are worth the trip to see. These girls are nasty. Spend a few nights looking and there are some real babes. Nasty babes

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Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:
All it means is that you can again watch girls shove things were the sun dont shine. A spotlight might shine there, but no sun!



If it's $5 bill or more you can watch it be rolled, and presto! It disappears. Don't ask for change.

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I used to hate my hour lunch. I don't anymore. Anyone hungary for pink taco's?

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:44:52 PM EST
So basically you could use this law to have sex at a club. You could hire one of the girls and as long as its in public, they cant bust you since your rights are protected?
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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:47:04 PM EST
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How ironic. I was just checking out the sex show thread in the hometown forum. Then I go to GD and low and behold there it is.

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=8&f=36&t=211921

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:47:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:

Originally Posted By mattja:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Californians strike again.



California runs the Oregon Supreme Court?



Might as well with the flood of people moving up here from that fucking state!



That's because Oregon has a reputation for being more liberal than California, which makes it attractive to liberals who find California too conservative.

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:48:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
So basically you could use this law to have sex at a club. You could hire one of the girls and as long as its in public, they cant bust you since your rights are protected?



NO!!!!!!. Its to preform sex acts, not have sex wit hyou!!! Girls behind glass or on stage..... The only action your wanker is going to get is from your own hand!
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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:49:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By OrARGB:
+1

Gov. McCall had it right in the 70's. "Welcome to Oregon, have a nice visit but don't plan on staying".

OREGON IS WORSE OFF BECAUSE CALIFORNIANS HAVE MOVED HERE.

Oh sorry, off thread. Haven't been to a titty bar for 2-3 years. I can tell you they are worth the trip to see. These girls are nasty. Spend a few nights looking and there are some real babes. Nasty babes



Pass the buck all you want, but the fact is your Supreme Court is made up of mostly Oregonians (one may be from California) and they ruled on the law.

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:50:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By mattja:

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:

Originally Posted By mattja:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Californians strike again.



California runs the Oregon Supreme Court?



Might as well with the flood of people moving up here from that fucking state!



That's because Oregon has a reputation for being more liberal than California, which makes it attractive to liberals who find California too conservative.



Only because of hte ....you guessed it. The flood of you guys moving up. You know in oregon we see peopel from CA like the rest of the country sees illeagal imagrants~! Its a problem!

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:51:39 PM EST

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Pass the buck all you want, but the fact is your Supreme Court is made up of mostly Oregonians (one may be from California) and they ruled on the law.



Correct. But who cares about hte booby bar laws. Its the antigun BS that comes from CA that bothers me.
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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:51:49 PM EST
So now you can watch live sex shows in Oregon, but still can't pump your own gas lol

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:52:54 PM EST

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So now you can watch live sex shows in Oregon, but still can't pump your own gas lol





Dont go there~!


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Why cant you have sex if you are part of the show?
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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:53:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Why cant you have sex if you are part of the show?


part of the show is not a paying customer. I suppose that if you are hired by the club then it would fly.

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:57:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:

Originally Posted By mattja:

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:

Originally Posted By mattja:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Californians strike again.



California runs the Oregon Supreme Court?



Might as well with the flood of people moving up here from that fucking state!



That's because Oregon has a reputation for being more liberal than California, which makes it attractive to liberals who find California too conservative.



Only because of hte ....you guessed it. The flood of you guys moving up. You know in oregon we see peopel from CA like the rest of the country sees illeagal imagrants~! Its a problem!

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Sorry but when I saw this I couldn't help but wonder how many it would take for a Cajun boil.

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Sorry but when I saw this I couldn't help but wonder how many it would take for a Cajun boil.


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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:21:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Why cant you have sex if you are part of the show?


part of the show is not a paying customer. I suppose that if you are hired by the club then it would fly.

Good luck getting a job
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The club pays you $10 to be a part of the show. You pay the girl $100 to be a part of the show. Then everyone is in the show and you got a full blown orgy!

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 1:46:04 PM EST

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So now you can watch live sex shows in Oregon, but still can't pump your own gas lol

I had to help a dude the other week figure out how to work the gas pump, he was from Jersey driving through MD and he couldnt understand the horrible accent of the clerk over the PA system or in person. I had to show him to flip the little lever up to start the pump.

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 2:05:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Kharn:

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So now you can watch live sex shows in Oregon, but still can't pump your own gas lol

I had to help a dude the other week figure out how to work the gas pump, he was from Jersey driving through MD and he couldnt understand the horrible accent of the clerk over the PA system or in person. I had to show him to flip the little lever up to start the pump.

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Link Posted: 10/11/2005 2:45:27 PM EST
Just 30 minutes ago my client and I agreed that there was no need for me to fly to Portland for a sight visit of a facility we were thinking of using.

Damn! Maybe I should call back and say I've reconsidered my position!

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