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Posted: 7/19/2001 10:59:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2001 10:59:06 PM EST by Phoenix5]
[size=4]1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you will get what you want. 2. Don't go out without I.D. 3. Be direct with people, let them know how you feel by piddling on thier shoes. 4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it. 5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap. 6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective. 7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility(as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed.[/size=4]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 8:34:05 AM EST
You forgot, "Never let a squirrel get away with mouthing off at you." [:)]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 8:38:38 AM EST
Learned from a Lakeland Terrier.. "If a chipmunk can get into that hole, so can I"
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 9:41:57 AM EST
That's my shit and I'm not picking it up" "My shit doesn't stink"
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 9:50:02 AM EST
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