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Posted: 7/16/2001 10:51:42 AM EDT
Son of a *&^* @$%#^ Mo^%$^%#r Went to go get a haircut and this m*@%$@$*$r butchered me. Cut it too damn short so my head looks like a porcupine. Every piece of hair sticking out. Did my side burns like Spock on Star Trek(I can at least fix that). To top it off I have a job interview on Weds!!!!! and I look like I've just been shocked.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 10:57:38 AM EDT
Keep the Spock pointy burns and then talk with a robot voice. Those Texans will think you're one of those smart Asians.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 10:59:43 AM EDT
No sweat, Lt. Just tell `em you are an "intense individual" and cant wait to get started. Good luck on the interview.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:02:51 AM EDT
I hate getting my hair cut. It always looks worse afterwards. Just get some gel.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:04:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:05:31 AM EDT
Haircut? I haven't had one of those in over 2 years. [8P] <----------- That's why I put one of those on my posts.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:10:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Chaingun: Keep the Spock pointy burns and then talk with a robot voice. Those Texans will think you're one of those smart Asians.
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Made me laugh.....thanks!
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:11:13 AM EDT
Shave your head.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:13:32 AM EDT
He! He! He! No problemo LT!... Just tell them that you are one of those Asian "Skin Head" and that you hate everyone "except" good looking blondes...[:)]
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:15:00 AM EDT
Well hopefully they are not looking for good looks at this job. Gel, yes definitely, I need gel. This interview IS in OH so maybe a nice ball cap that matches my suit would do.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:16:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/16/2001 11:14:01 AM EDT by gardenWeasel]
Or try picking up womenz at a [i]Star Trek[/i] convention.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:19:52 AM EDT
Maybe I can shave it all off, paint dots on top of my head and tell people I am a Shaolin Monk. Thanx for the suggestions guys, I needed a laugh today.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:38:07 AM EDT
The wife ,kids and I were getting ready to go on vacation.So haircuts all around for the boys and me.Went to a place that I recieved one of the best haircuts I have ever had.rthe boys go first both get good ones.The girl who cut mine last time had to leave.She said to ask for so and so.She told her how she cut it last time.I get in the chair and she asked what number gaurd con the clipper she used.I said Im not shure but it might be a #3.She grabs one slaps it on and runs it middle of the front all the way back.My hair was a 1/4" long.i yell what the hell are you doing.She says is that to short?Hell yes it is.Well we pretty well have to stick with what we started.I said yeah either that are a reverse mohawk.When I paid for the boys I gave thyose two girls a tip.I had to actually bring up the subject of NOT paying for mine.The other bad part is we went to Florida and I had to rub suntan lotion all over my head.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:54:21 AM EDT
Well mine is not quite as short as 1/4" maybe a 1/3 to 5/16. But it does stick up like a porcupine. If I gel it up maybe I can get it to lay. I will experiment in a lil bit. My hair is so thick though that it may just be stuck to being a porcupine for a while.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:57:28 AM EDT
I shaved mine two years ago and would never go back. Improves your sex life a lot: makes you easier to find in the dark.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 12:30:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Son of a *&^* @$%#^ Mo^%$^%#r Went to go get a haircut and this m*@%$@$*$r butchered me. Cut it too damn short so my head looks like a porcupine. Every piece of hair sticking out. Did my side burns like Spock on Star Trek(I can at least fix that). To top it off I have a job interview on Weds!!!!! and I look like I've just been shocked.
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Welcome to Texas!
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 1:36:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/16/2001 1:35:32 PM EDT by M4Madness]
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 2:45:50 PM EDT
Only one way to go.... Go for the full buzz cut... Be the MAN Sell your goods Bud, Screw the Looks Good Luck!!!
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 2:47:14 PM EDT
LT, at least you have hair. My friends have to wear sunglasses when I am around........
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 3:02:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 12:00:59 AM EDT
So are you gonna post a pic of your new hair do while sitting next to your LEGP rifle while eating from a TV tray???????
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 12:07:58 AM EDT
AR_Rifle: "He! He! He! No problemo LT!... Just tell them that you are one of those [b]Asian[/b] "Skin Head" and that you hate everyone "except" good looking blondes... " You mean Aryan??
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 9:47:07 AM EDT
Trader's new dew. [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/NYshooter/trader.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 9:54:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Chaingun: Keep the Spock pointy burns and then talk with a robot voice. Those Texans will think you're one of those smart Asians.
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This is a first for me but, LMAO!!
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 10:00:25 AM EDT
fear the mullet!
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 10:03:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bostonterrier97:
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Son of a *&^* @$%#^ Mo^%$^%#r Went to go get a haircut and this m*@%$@$*$r butchered me. Cut it too damn short so my head looks like a porcupine. Every piece of hair sticking out. Did my side burns like Spock on Star Trek(I can at least fix that). To top it off I have a job interview on Weds!!!!! and I look like I've just been shocked.
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Welcome to Texas!
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Tears, I am telling you tears! I mean it is not funny for picking on the...... well - Hey it will grow back.
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 10:16:21 AM EDT
Whatever you do, don't shave off your Eyebrows![img]http://a1964.g.akamai.net/7/1964/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fa/images.ucomics.com/comics/mb/2001/mb010328.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 7/17/2001 11:50:04 AM EDT
[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/afro.gif[/img] <-------------------Lordtrader [:D]
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