These morons never fail to amaze me.
In '91 I was at college and a drunk girl hopped onto a vending machine, planting her feet in the crevase where the chips come out and grabbing the sides of the machine to shake her purchase loose.
The silly bim shook the machine "loose" and was squished by the 700 lb vending machine fracturing her pelvis. This machine was one with a glass front on it so there was a few inches for her (thick) head and it didn't get crushed.
All for a 50 cent bag of Funyuns.
ALL Coke machines in the US(of recent manufacture) have a little graphic of a stick figure pulling a machine onto itself with a warning not to pull a machine on yourself.
Honestly, if people are looking for maybe a large down pillow to be permanantly afixed to Coke machines, or maybe a car alarm style voice that loudly warns you that the Coke machine may soon try to make love to you if you insist on teasing it, they really should reconsider.
I see it as moron population control. If Coke machines are padded, and bolted to the walls, how else can we remove these morons from the gene pool?
I think I'm gonna go get liquored up, drive my Ford into a tree, then sue Ford.
Maybe I'll run with the bulls in Spain, get gored, the sue the spanish government.
Tools, all of them.
Idiots.