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6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 7/14/2001 7:38:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/14/2001 7:35:20 AM EDT by Janus]
Take the test and find out: [url]http://test3.thespark.com/gaytest/[/url] [IMG]http://ubb.mcuzi.com/ubb/icons/icon68.gif[/IMG]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 11:55:51 AM EDT
LOL I'm 1% gay (oh shit!)
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 12:49:02 PM EDT
i'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body ;^)
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 2:48:01 PM EDT
I am not a happy person.
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 3:03:22 PM EDT
i wanna know how the hell they came up with some of those ?'s what does being hairy have to do with being gay!
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 3:07:27 PM EDT
I was 40% gay, my woman was 38% and my other girlfriend was 34%. All together we equaled 112% Gay so I suggested we have a threesome. Boy, works like a charm every time! [:D] [):)] NSF
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 3:45:22 PM EDT
I was 64% Gay. Only a minute single digit percentage of people who took thetest were "Gayer" then I am... Hmmmm.....
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 7:18:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cyrax777: i wanna know how the hell they came up with some of those ?'s what does being hairy have to do with being gay!
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I think that was part one of two, they also asked if you shaved any other bodypart than your face.
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 7:40:17 PM EDT
According to the test I am 56% gay. Hmmm guess I'm confused.
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 7:59:13 PM EDT
Damn, at 52%, I'm only slightly less gay than Lordtrader and Mcuzi. I'm also suspicious about some of these questions. What the hell does being nervous in a locker room have to do with being gay anyway?
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 7:59:32 PM EDT
These questions are designed to fool you into thinking that what separates the normal from the gay is simply a matter of responses that may, but most likely don't have anything to do with whether you like members of your own sex or not. Consider the test of your choice for the girl you would rather date. It appears that these girls range from butch to fluff, with the idea that if you chose the first 'boyish' looking girl, you must really want a boy, not a girl! There is another simpler test that is much more accurate - Have you ever put your genitalia into the mouth or genitalia of someone of the same sex as you, or has anyone of the same sex as you ever put their genitalia into your mouth or genitalia? A simple yes or no should be all that's needed for you to determine your 'gayness'?[:D] Eric The(It'sCalledThe'AndrewDiceClay'Test)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 7:59:50 PM EDT
I ended up being 17% gay. 98% of the responents were more gay than me. [IMG]http://ubb.mcuzi.com/ubb/icons/icon71.gif[/IMG]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 7:59:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/14/2001 7:58:22 PM EDT by subvertz]
30% WTF. Oh yeah. Im confused. Not gay, just Confused. [sex]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 8:10:49 PM EDT
dman test says im 47% gay
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 8:12:22 PM EDT
31% gay here. BTW, that's a bandsaw right ?
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 8:14:03 PM EDT
geezzz....that explains the John Tesh thing I have...time for a new wardrobe
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 8:36:27 PM EDT
I'm a mystical [b]30% Gay![/b] I guess this means I need to stop doing all of the dishes, cleaning the shower, and listening to Enya. [i]*sigh*[/i] [img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/E-vil2.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 8:44:20 PM EDT
OH MY GOD!!! It says I am 99% gay.[:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O] The more straighter you answer the questions, the gayer you are. I put down that I have been with 125 women, had 15 serious girlfriends & that I liked agressive women. THEN, I did the test again & did NOT answer ANY of the questions & it said I was 3% gay. Go figure. Sounds to me like the gay community is looking for more recruits. ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 8:47:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ColtShorty: Sounds to me like the gay community is looking for more recruits.
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That sounds like a gay excuse to me.[;D]
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 8:53:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Janus:
Originally Posted By ColtShorty: Sounds to me like the gay community is looking for more recruits.
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That sounds like a gay excuse to me.[;D]
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And that sounds like a gay observation to me.[;D][:D][;D] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 9:03:30 PM EDT
Why did it not ask the question, "Do you visualize a Colt AR 15 as a phallic symbol?"
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 9:23:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 9:35:46 PM EDT
I think the test is rigged...it said nothing about guns and things that destroy or blow up other things....but, 35% gay.....man...to me...that is way to f-ing gay! hehehehe
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 4:06:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 4:47:02 PM EDT
Interesting......now to send it the link to buddies...... (HEEE, HEEE, HEEE)
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 5:16:27 PM EDT
Well after reading the rest I don't feel bad about the 33% I got.
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 5:33:23 PM EDT
I think this test is not very good, my wife is gayer than me
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 5:45:23 PM EDT
I was 45% gay.... Guess the guys win out in my book by a nose... or would that more appropriately be a... nah... nevermind. [;)]
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 6:11:48 PM EDT
Hey - I'm not gay! I'm just cheerful! [:P] And I'm cute, too!! [img]http://www.mindspring.com/~the_major/BigWilly.jpg[/img] C'mon and get me, boys!! Now you know what a Mall Ninja looks like in a pair of leopard Speedos!!! [:D] (Oops! Wrong topic....)
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 6:31:31 PM EDT
It asked me if I wore a jock and/or steel toed boots!!!!
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 6:31:44 PM EDT
Man, all you guys bitching about how the test is rigged [moon], so I had to go back and retake it. 1st time I answered all the questions as manly and hetero as possible, score said I was 36% gay. Umm, ok, 5% more than when I ansered honestly, no big change. 2nd time I answered as faggy as the questions could allow and I got a [b]76%[/b] !!!! So no, the test is not rigged but yes, some of you have issues. So you pluck your nose hairs and wear womens clothes ? Deal with it ! ...Just not while your shooting your guns eh ? Homos !
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 6:39:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Garryowen: 67% gay! I tried to explain it's a Kilt, [b]not a skirt![/b]
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No, my friend, tell me it aint so!!! BTW,I just love a kilt on a man..err a womenz...
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 7:53:45 PM EDT
45% Gay.. Mabey it was the sex with all of those guys in the past... People as gay as me 1%.... Say what you want, [b]I LOVE the ladies!!!!!!!![/b] BISHOP
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 9:33:48 PM EDT
...Our beloved moderator TREETOP scored a [b]71%[/b]. I guess I'm fricking gay. [>:/] The test is rigged. I mean, if you can't have a girlfriend in prison, what's the use of going??? [:P]
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 9:50:02 PM EDT
I scored 19%, this bi-sexual girl I know scored 67% gay when she took the test as a straight female (the normal average for a straight female being 33 or so %.) When she took the test as a lesbian female she scored a 72% when the average for a lesbian female is 26%. How can someone who from the getgo said they were lesbian/gay score less than 100%?
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 10:02:34 PM EDT
27% gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 10:33:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/15/2001 10:31:50 PM EDT by HKocher]
Originally Posted By TREETOP: ...Our beloved moderator TREETOP scored a [b]71%[/b]. I guess I'm fricking gay. [>:/] The test is rigged. I mean, if you can't have a girlfriend in prison, what's the use of going??? [:P]
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Maybe the body piercings has something to do with it???[:D] What was that Chris Rock line? "if a girl has a tongue ring, she'll probably suck your d**k, if a guy has a tongue ring, HE'LL probably suck your d**k too.[:o] I don't feel so bad anymore, I was 43% gay, but I was going to keep quiet about it. Must be my fixation with the butt (female)...
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 10:39:11 PM EDT
I don't recall there being any questions about body piercings.[?] Besides, I've removed all of them except the one in my ding-a-ling.
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 11:33:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TREETOP: Besides, I've removed all of them except the one in my ding-a-ling.
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I WAS just kidding, but yikes! That is more info than I needed!!!
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 10:02:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 10:46:02 AM EDT
[b]My response in the Pink Pistols thread:[/b] HOLY CRAP!! I'm 45% gay!! That's gayer than average!! So, are you guys busy tonight? I'm about 5'8", bown hair, brown eyes, Sagitarius... My fiancee is going to be upset.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 10:58:17 AM EDT
I'm 67% and disappointed... I was really hoping to score a nice firm 69! [:X]
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:01:58 AM EDT
37% Gay. I think I picked the wrong "woman" at the end of the test.
Link Posted: 7/16/2001 11:18:56 AM EDT
76% here. When I answered the questions as I thought a gay flame would I got 99%. This test compares your answers to how others answered the questions. If you take the test again and use the same answers in a week your score might be different. One interesting note, if after you get your score you scroll down the page you can see some compiled results. With the question "Which one would you rather date" there is one woman and three guys. More men who describe themselves as straight are picking a transexual than the woman. So because I was able to pick out the woman I got a HIGHER gay score.
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