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6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 7/13/2001 9:49:33 PM EDT
.....is done wiping his a$$? Does he have someone proof read it for him? In the old days, your last name was your profession. Ex: John the Blacksmith(John Blacksmith). or Robert the Thatcher(Robert Thatcher). So what exactly did John Hancock's family do? If a man with no arms and no legs gets thrown in the ocean. Is he then screwed? Would it be a bad or a good screw? Will he then be called Bob? How exactly can you purposely "have a nice day" when someone wishes this upon you? Are you then obligated to it? What if you want to have just and OK day, will you then have to change your plans? When someone asks you how's it hanging, do you whip out and show em? Thing that make you Hmmmmmm
Link Posted: 7/13/2001 9:52:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/13/2001 10:07:42 PM EDT
"its the SLEDGE O MATIC!"
Link Posted: 7/13/2001 10:33:55 PM EDT
Never, ever pick up pen and paper (or keyboard) when drunk.
Link Posted: 7/13/2001 11:04:07 PM EDT
If you put instant coffee in a microwave oven, will you go back in time?
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 8:38:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By david_r: Never, ever pick up pen and paper (or keyboard) when drunk.
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LOL I was pretty buzzed last night when posted this. HEHEHEHE
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 9:36:14 AM EDT
Why do they use an alcohol prep on the arm of a condemned prisoner about to get a lethal injection? How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 10:49:14 AM EDT
why'd they put locks on the door at 7-11 if its open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 5:14:45 PM EDT
How can someone go [i]now where, fast[/i]?
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 5:18:17 PM EDT
You know that guy that drives the snowplow in the winter? How does he get to work?
Link Posted: 7/14/2001 6:09:12 PM EDT
insufficant funds charges why is the bank charging u for money they know u dont have? why is there brail on drive thru atms?
Link Posted: 7/15/2001 1:15:47 PM EDT
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