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Posted: 7/7/2001 7:49:23 PM EDT
I know its kinda early, but I am starting this early for a reason. My plan: Go to an unsuspecting church regularly starting the begining of the year in a wheel chair. Get to know the preacher/minister/priest. 1st Sunday after April 1st, I will jump out of my wheelchair and proclaim in a loud voice, " I am healed! I am healed! I can walk after 35yrs I can walk." And run out of the place. Whaddya think? Any suggestions? I love being new to a certain area. You can be wacky and no one you know will see you.
Link Posted: 7/7/2001 7:55:07 PM EDT
That prank is definetly more interesting than the little joke Captain Obvious played on his fellow ar15.com members. I don't think that making light of religion is going to be very funny to most people, particularly the preacher. I'm sure it would hurt his feelings and burn those who do believe in the healing power of relious fervor.
Link Posted: 7/7/2001 8:08:23 PM EDT
UMMM, I would consider it a little late than a little early!! [:)]
Link Posted: 7/7/2001 8:30:33 PM EDT
lordtrader, theirs a problem , in your head
Link Posted: 7/7/2001 9:09:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mattsd: lordtrader, theirs a problem , in your head
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People have told me that in the past. I still think they're nuts.
Link Posted: 7/7/2001 9:27:09 PM EDT
I like it but make sure you dance around like they did in the blues brother movie[:D]
Link Posted: 7/7/2001 11:19:02 PM EDT
just tell your super conservative parents that u are a flaming homosexul heheheh
Link Posted: 7/8/2001 2:28:05 AM EDT
Butter the toilet seat......Whamo!
Link Posted: 7/8/2001 8:35:02 AM EDT
"Honey, I've been having an affair with your sister." Best friend if no sister is available.
Link Posted: 7/8/2001 8:43:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/8/2001 8:44:14 AM EDT
Or brother, if no sister is available. [sex]
Link Posted: 7/8/2001 9:26:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Fallschirmjaegar: Or brother, if no sister is available. [sex]
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[puke]
Link Posted: 7/8/2001 9:34:51 AM EDT
Go into the Equip. Exchange and sell Beta Cs CHEAP! :) :) :)
Link Posted: 7/8/2001 10:58:00 AM EDT
that one was just mean!
Link Posted: 7/8/2001 11:47:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cyrax777: just tell your super conservative parents that u are a flaming homosexul heheheh
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OH NO!!!! NO WAY!!!! My mom is a devout Catholic. She'll keel over and die on the spot. NOPE that's not funny at all.
Link Posted: 7/8/2001 1:15:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 10:52:34 AM EDT
btt
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 7:26:51 PM EDT
I had a former boss who got home early one day and hung bodies representing himself and their three kids from the front porch for his wife to find. [sex] He didn't get sex for a very, very, long time.
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