I wake up this AM at 4.30 to feed the damn cat, get a glass of water, then hop back into bed for another 20 minutes before getting up for work.
4.49AM I hear what sounds like an open door alarm outside the house. I get up, grab the 357 and walk quietly into my kitchen. Just as I get there my motion sensor alarm in the garage goes off. I go to the back door and see what looks like white smoke coming out of the side door and than this guy is backing out the door real quick. I flip on the lights and he turns to see me standing bucknaked with gun and it was like a deer caught in the headlights.
PRICELESS!!!

Needless to say he took of like a bat out of hell. I got dressed and went out to see what damage he did. This dumb ass broke out the windows on my Bronco looking for the garage door opener and when he didn't find it he took the fire extinguisher from my console and used it to break in the garage door.

When he got the door open and went inside the extinguisher blew up in his face.
LMAO...

Except for the broken windows and a new door to the garage nothing was taken.
My security system worked, I think I handled it the right way, and gave some young punk a scare.

I HATE F&%#IN CHARLOTTE.

Oh, they caught one of his accomplices a 1/2 hour later!
[:(!]

It could have been worse. He could have been standing there with the .357 and a piss hard.

You guys are bad, next time I'll wear shorts and use the 12 Gauge
[;)]

Do you call it Stubby?

Anytime I do anything naked the Republicans want to punish me for it!  Can a President get a table dance? [smoke]