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Posted: 3/27/2005 6:35:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/27/2005 6:55:52 PM EST by sherrick13]
Comment on reconnait les Forces Armées des Etats-Unis
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:37:46 PM EST
ohhh sounds sexxy
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Draw down?

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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:37:46 PM EST
Fake a heart attack. It can't be worse than sitting through that.
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Hope you got something so you dont even realize your there.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:40:23 PM EST
Does she do this often?
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:43:30 PM EST
Eat beans, lots of beans… if you got to suffer she has got to suffer.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:45:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/27/2005 6:46:54 PM EST by FLAL1A]
You need to edit the post. The thread title should be "Suicide: 9mm vs .45 [Note: I don't want to make a mess. I am still paying for the couch.]"

ETA: Taxman is on to something. You must have a leftover percodan in the cabinet. Grab it, chug a beer, snuggle down where you can smell her perfume, and take a little vacation. That movie won't leave a mark on you!
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:47:15 PM EST
Comment on reconnait les Forces Armées des Etats-Unis
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:48:39 PM EST
Just start jacking off part way through it.

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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:50:15 PM EST
Pipe in exhaust from the car. Quite painless and you just go to sleep. The funky red color you will turn wont matter because youll be dead.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:50:45 PM EST
.45, duh
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:51:44 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:52:20 PM EST
Make sure you get it done right: 12ga magnum slug.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:53:46 PM EST
Uh -oh ......Arfcommer watching foreign films.

I think its time for "an intervention."

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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 6:58:19 PM EST
secretly call yer buddies, have em kidnap ya, mall ninja style.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:02:30 PM EST

By Steyr-Aug: Just start jacking off part way through it.
I guarantee you'll never have to watch it again.




By ARDOC: Pipe in exhaust from the car. Quite painless and you just go to sleep. The funky red color you will turn wont matter because youll be dead.




By Rocky9_5: secretly call yer buddies, have em kidnap ya, mall ninja style.


Now this is why I love this place.

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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:04:45 PM EST
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How about the 5.7???
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:10:25 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:13:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:
How about the 5.7???



Good point! If he uses a 5.7, he can drape a vest over his head, obscuring the TV, thus gaining a momentary glimpse of nirvana before pulling the trigger.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:17:37 PM EST

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Which caliber should I use to put myself out of my misery?





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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:23:44 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:29:21 PM EST
230 Gr. Gold Dot

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the arfcom classic...

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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:29:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By Big_Bear:
Don't do it man! Next time YOU pick the movie. Make sure it has lots of guns and explosions and Bruce Willis or Arnold or Steven Seagal. Boobies are a plus. Make her sit through the whole movie and watch it with you.



And then start jacking off half way through it
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:30:38 PM EST
Brick wall. Head banging. More entertainment. If you do it right you can actually see stars.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:39:26 PM EST
I wanna shoot myself just from reading the description. .45, I have to make a big, big hole.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:43:31 PM EST
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speaking of...There was this site...not appropriate to link...Called (am I allowed to say the name)

thisisyourworld they have a video of a guy in a police interogation room pull out a .45 and do himself in....so i would say .45 would work well...weird all around
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:47:09 PM EST

Regardless of the dot.size/cal it's all about shot placement.

Think 'eye' or 'temple'.


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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:12:21 PM EST
Just do like I do ..

Point out each and every inaccuracy in the movie ,
comment on the filming techniques and lighting .
Then discuss what underlying subject the author is
trying to convey with the sequence of scenes .

If that fails , resort to interrupting the touching scenes with inane
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Once you master the routine you can be sure they will
NEVER ask you to watch a estrogen dripping movie again .

After all , turnabout is fair play
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:15:31 PM EST
Sorry, I'm a straight shooter wih my "ole Lady", I am am not interested in a movie, I go to my room and put on something I like, or just watch the Tuttles buld a Bike! whether it's a new show or a DVR re-play! OCC Rules! Or Mosnster Garage.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:17:31 PM EST
I'ed use a 12ga.



but if I had to choose a 45apc.

BTW... where's the poll?
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Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:18:30 PM EST
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