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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:35:00 PM
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My wife picked this movie up for us to watch. This is the back of the case summary.



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"Two men (Benigno and Marco) almost meet while watching a dance performance, but their lives are irrevocably entwined by fate. They meet later at a private clinic where Benigno is the caregiver for Alicia, a beautiful dance student who lies in a coma. Marco is there to visit his girlfriend Lydia, a famous matador also rendered motionless. As the men wage vigil over the women they love, the story unfolds in flashback and flashforward as the lives of the four are further entwined and their relationships move toward a surprising conclusion."

Which caliber should I use to put myself out of my misery?

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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:37:04 PM
Do you have any beer and a set of headphones?
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:37:46 PM
ohhh sounds sexxy
Posted by RAVYN on :: 1/6/2005 1:05:05 PM

Draw down?

was he a midget?

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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:37:46 PM
Fake a heart attack. It can't be worse than sitting through that.
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:38:54 PM
Hope you got something so you dont even realize your there.
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:40:23 PM
Does she do this often?
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:43:30 PM
Eat beans, lots of beans… if you got to suffer she has got to suffer.
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:45:18 PM
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You need to edit the post. The thread title should be "Suicide: 9mm vs .45 [Note: I don't want to make a mess. I am still paying for the couch.]"

ETA: Taxman is on to something. You must have a leftover percodan in the cabinet. Grab it, chug a beer, snuggle down where you can smell her perfume, and take a little vacation. That movie won't leave a mark on you!
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:47:15 PM

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
You need to edit the post. The thread title should be "Suicide: 9mm vs .45 [Note: I don't want to make a mess. I am still paying for the couch.]"

ETA: Taxman is on to something. You must have a leftover percodan in the cabinet. Grab it, chug a beer, snuggle down where you can smell her perfume, and take a little vacation. That movie won't leave a mark on you!



That is funny. I'm going to do that.
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:48:39 PM
Just start jacking off part way through it.

I guarantee you'll never have to watch it again.
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:50:15 PM
Pipe in exhaust from the car. Quite painless and you just go to sleep. The funky red color you will turn wont matter because youll be dead.
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:50:45 PM
.45, duh
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:51:09 PM

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Just start jacking off part way through it.

I guarantee you'll never have to watch it again.



Just don't spill your seed on the DVD jacket. They'll make you pay for it then.

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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:51:44 PM
shoot the TV. then your wife.


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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:52:20 PM
Make sure you get it done right: 12ga magnum slug.
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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:53:46 PM
Uh -oh ......Arfcommer watching foreign films.

I think its time for "an intervention."

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Posted: 3/27/2005 11:58:19 PM
secretly call yer buddies, have em kidnap ya, mall ninja style.
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:02:30 AM

By Steyr-Aug: Just start jacking off part way through it.
I guarantee you'll never have to watch it again.




By ARDOC: Pipe in exhaust from the car. Quite painless and you just go to sleep. The funky red color you will turn wont matter because youll be dead.




By Rocky9_5: secretly call yer buddies, have em kidnap ya, mall ninja style.


Now this is why I love this place.

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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:04:45 AM
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How about the 5.7???
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:10:25 AM
.45, duh
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:13:45 AM

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:
How about the 5.7???



Good point! If he uses a 5.7, he can drape a vest over his head, obscuring the TV, thus gaining a momentary glimpse of nirvana before pulling the trigger.
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:17:37 AM

Originally Posted By sherrick13:

Which caliber should I use to put myself out of my misery?





Just stop eating and drinking.
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:23:44 AM
Don't do it man! Next time YOU pick the movie. Make sure it has lots of guns and explosions and Bruce Willis or Arnold or Steven Seagal. Boobies are a plus. Make her sit through the whole movie and watch it with you.
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:29:21 AM
230 Gr. Gold Dot

or...


the arfcom classic...

Nuke from orbit. It's the only sure way.
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:29:42 AM

Originally Posted By Big_Bear:
Don't do it man! Next time YOU pick the movie. Make sure it has lots of guns and explosions and Bruce Willis or Arnold or Steven Seagal. Boobies are a plus. Make her sit through the whole movie and watch it with you.



And then start jacking off half way through it
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Brick wall. Head banging. More entertainment. If you do it right you can actually see stars.
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:39:26 AM
I wanna shoot myself just from reading the description. .45, I have to make a big, big hole.
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:43:31 AM
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speaking of...There was this site...not appropriate to link...Called (am I allowed to say the name)

thisisyourworld they have a video of a guy in a police interogation room pull out a .45 and do himself in....so i would say .45 would work well...weird all around
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:47:09 AM

Regardless of the dot.size/cal it's all about shot placement.

Think 'eye' or 'temple'.


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Posted: 3/28/2005 1:12:21 AM
Just do like I do ..

Point out each and every inaccuracy in the movie ,
comment on the filming techniques and lighting .
Then discuss what underlying subject the author is
trying to convey with the sequence of scenes .

If that fails , resort to interrupting the touching scenes with inane
questions about something that happened last week at work .

Once you master the routine you can be sure they will
NEVER ask you to watch a estrogen dripping movie again .

After all , turnabout is fair play
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Posted: 3/28/2005 1:15:31 AM
Sorry, I'm a straight shooter wih my "ole Lady", I am am not interested in a movie, I go to my room and put on something I like, or just watch the Tuttles buld a Bike! whether it's a new show or a DVR re-play! OCC Rules! Or Mosnster Garage.
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Posted: 3/28/2005 1:17:31 AM
I'ed use a 12ga.



but if I had to choose a 45apc.





BTW... where's the poll?
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Posted: 3/28/2005 1:18:30 AM
I gotta be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!