songs u coulndt get away with making today

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Posted: 6/23/2001 1:46:37 PM EDT

well i was searching thu my mp3 collection and was thinking u know some of these songs would drive people nutz as far as the "YOU SHOULDNT DO THAT" heh anyway here we go
these are real songs i have

"The HomeComing Queens Got a Gun"

"Columbine Beat" i got that one of of overthrow.or wayy back

"MC Hawkins F*ck da Creationists"

anyone got any more?

Posted: 6/23/2001 2:46:17 PM EDT

[#1]

Since you asked:

"The house next door (has been sold to *******)" by Johnny Rebel
"Lookin' for a handout" by Johnny Rebel
"Some ******* never die, they just smell that way" by Johnny Rebel

Come to think of it, anything ever recorded by Johnny Rebel.

Anything recorded by Carl Klang

Posted: 6/23/2001 5:04:02 PM EDT

[#2]

um, for real!

Queen (of all things!!! believe it or not)

"another one bites the dust"

'Steve walks wearily down the street
'brim pukked way down low
ain't no sound but hte sound of his feet
machine guns ready to go

are ready
are you ready for this
are you standing' on you two feet
out of the doorway bulltets rip
...shootin to the soundof a beat.

another one bites the dust.

I picture a duet of DiFi and MC H Clinton.

Cheers!

Posted: 6/23/2001 5:37:44 PM EDT

[#3]

Eric Burdon---Wicked Man album---circa 1988
1. Sweet Blood Call (old blues song)
"I'd have a hard time missing you Baby with my pistol in your mouth...
You think you're travelin North but your brains be headed South..."
2.Who gives a F...(self explanatory)

Posted: 6/23/2001 5:40:07 PM EDT

[#4]

Bruce Cockburn, "If I Had a Rocket Launcher."

Posted: 6/23/2001 5:51:43 PM EDT

[#5]

"Short People"
By Randy Newman

Posted: 6/23/2001 6:01:06 PM EDT

[#6]

"The KKK Took My Baby Away" -The Bus Boys, a black rock band, from their album, 'Minimum Wage Rock 'N' Roll' (I think- it's been about twenty years since I heard it.)

"F*%# Tha Police"- obnoxious rap from NWA (?) in late Eighties.

Movies: Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles" could NEVER be made today....go see it- you'll know/remember why...

Posted: 6/23/2001 6:05:56 PM EDT

[#7]

Another Queen song

Stone Cold Crazy

"Walkin down the street
shootin people that I meet
Fully loaded Tommy Gun"

Also damn near anything David Allen Coe did.

Fuck Anita Bryant is the best.

Posted: 6/23/2001 6:49:58 PM EDT

[#8]

Anything by The Fugs : Coca-Cola Douche, CIA Man, etc.

And one song I have always thought of as el fucko : The Rolling Stone's "Cocksucker Blues"

That's way too much info for me, Mick....I KNEW he didn't get those big-ass lips from sucking on doorknobs!

Posted: 6/23/2001 7:13:52 PM EDT

[#9]

Titties and Beer, by Frank Zappa.

Was at the concert in NYC where they recorded the album it's on, "Zappa in NY". Holloween night, 1978 I think. Maybe 79 or 80, who knows. I'm too old now to remember. [:)]

Posted: 6/23/2001 7:20:44 PM EDT

[#10]

"Home Cookin'" by "Wicked" Wilson Pickett.

My fovorite line to his perspective woman...

"You ain't worth nuthin....If you can't cook."

Posted: 6/23/2001 7:33:16 PM EDT

[#11]

The Oregon State song.

Posted: 6/23/2001 9:28:00 PM EDT

[#12]

I am still waiting for Disney to re-release "Song of the South".

Posted: 6/23/2001 9:41:21 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Another Queen song

Stone Cold Crazy

"Walkin down the street
shootin people that I meet
Fully loaded Tommy Gun"

Also damn near anything David Allen Coe did.

Fuck Anita Bryant is the best.

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I thought this also was a Mettalica song? Maybe it was a remake of the Queen song.

Posted: 6/23/2001 9:42:58 PM EDT

[#14]

The Star-Spangled Banner

Posted: 6/23/2001 9:43:24 PM EDT

[#15]

How about Aerosmith

"Jenny's (or Janni's) got a gun"

Video is about her blowing away her father (stepfather?) after he abuses her sexually.

Posted: 6/23/2001 9:45:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

I thought this also was a Mettalica song? Maybe it was a remake of the Queen song.

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That's the only way Metallica can make any good songs anymore.

Yes they remade it.

Posted: 6/23/2001 10:00:52 PM EDT

[#17]

Guns and Roses: "I used to love her, but I had to kill her"

Posted: 6/23/2001 10:24:35 PM EDT

[#18]

Pink Floyd
Waiting For The Worms
[uzi]

Posted: 6/23/2001 10:25:55 PM EDT

[#19]

Lou Reed, "Take a Walk On the Wild Side":

"And the colored girls go..."

Posted: 6/24/2001 2:07:07 PM EDT

[#20]

btt

Posted: 6/24/2001 2:57:39 PM EDT

[#21]

Dire Straits : Money for Nothing. I heard it this morning on the way to work, and they cut out that entire section " That little f*ggot with the earring and the makeup, yeah buddy, that's his own hair. . ."

Posted: 6/24/2001 2:59:04 PM EDT

[#22]

Not necessarily ANYTHING David Allen Coe did, just the ones off of his "underground" collection, which he stated he'd never perform any songs off EVER during a live show.

Johnny Rebel, on the other hand, he makes it very clear how he sees certain groups...download a rendition of "****** Hatin' Me", for example, and you will get a feel for Johnny's [i]passion[/i] against this group.

[brown]Evil Jew~[/brown]

Posted: 6/24/2001 3:03:08 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
How about Aerosmith

"Jenny's (or Janni's) got a gun"

Video is about her blowing away her father (stepfather?) after he abuses her sexually.

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Actually, I fully condone blowing away some guy DURING the process of sexual assault. Janie probably shoulda waited until he tried it again to do it, instead of ex post facto. Oh well, guess Janie wasn't too smart.

[brown]Evil Jew~[/brown]

Posted: 6/24/2001 3:24:24 PM EDT

[#24]

Hah! What a bunch of snot-nosed youngsters! [:P]

I think I was in 6th or 7th grade (1971?) when Alice Cooper released "School's Out" -

School's out for summer!
School's out forever!
School's been blown to pieces!!

I once laughed in a woman's face as she told me how worried she was about her 14 year-old daughter who was a Marilyn Manson fan. She even went so far as to confiscate her MM CDs and worried that listening to them would cause her to take drugs, get pregnant, kill people, worship Satan, etc. I asked her if she listened to Alice Cooper when she was in school and what her parents thought of it.

The woman just stood there in shock as her brain went into vaporlock not being able to cope with the fact that her greatest fear had come true and she had, in fact, turned into her mother. [:D]

Posted: 6/24/2001 3:28:59 PM EDT

[#25]

Steel Rat? great handle!

Totally agree with you about the parents of today. They tried to ban Marilyn Manson in Denver, meanwhile Alice Cooper, more scary than MM in my opinion, now has a chain of restaurants.

I actually think most songs would still fly today, except the racist ones.

Posted: 6/24/2001 3:54:22 PM EDT

[#26]

I've been laughing about the folks worried about Marilyn Manson as well. Does no one else remember the Queen's tender ballad, "Tie Your Mother Down"?

Posted: 6/24/2001 4:09:02 PM EDT

[#27]

Originally Posted By Steel Rat:

The woman just stood there in shock as her brain went into vaporlock not being able to cope with the fact that her greatest fear had come true and she had, in fact, turned into her mother. [:D]

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Steel Rat- you nailed it! ROTFFLMFAO, big time...

Posted: 6/24/2001 4:19:07 PM EDT

[#28]

Originally Posted By SSgt D:
Since you asked:

"The house next door (has been sold to *******)" by Johnny Rebel
"Lookin' for a handout" by Johnny Rebel
"Some ******* never die, they just smell that way" by Johnny Rebel

Come to think of it, anything ever recorded by Johnny Rebel.

Anything recorded by Carl Klang

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Johnny Reb rules!!
My brother had my CD for a week. I have to get it back, I miss it.
Eric

Posted: 6/24/2001 5:33:23 PM EDT

[#29]

Dont forget Alice Coopers,
1.Dead Babies
2.I love the dead

He came thru my town last fall,still puts on a great show.

Posted: 6/24/2001 5:38:34 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

"F*%# Tha Police"- obnoxious rap from NWA (?) in late Eighties.

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I kinda liked the song, but that's just me.

Posted: 6/24/2001 6:36:27 PM EDT

[#31]

Yet another Queen song : Fat Bottomed Girls

and how about Spinal Tap's "Big Bottoms" with wonderful lyrics like this:
"The looser the waistband
the deeper the quicksand".

heh heh heh....

Posted: 6/24/2001 6:52:27 PM EDT

[#32]

How about Guns N' Roses "One in a Million"?

[b]Police and Niggers, that's right
Get out of my way
Don't need to buy none of your
Gold chains today
I don't need no bracelets
Clamped in front of my back
Just need my ticket; 'til then
Won't you cut me some slack?

Immigrants and faggots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
And think they'll do as they please
Like start some mini Iran,
Or spread some fuckin' disease
They talk so many goddamn ways
It's all Greek to me

Radicals and Racists
Don't point your finger at me
I'm a small town white boy
Just tryin' to make ends meet
Don't need your religion
Don't watch that much T.V.
Just makin' my livin', baby
Well that's enough for me[/b]

I was in a titty bar and they started playing this song. I couldn't believe it. After the "Police and niggers" line, the song stopped and they changed tunes.

Posted: 6/24/2001 7:03:03 PM EDT

[#33]

Muskrat Love is against half a dozen ordinances here in Utah.

Posted: 6/24/2001 8:38:29 PM EDT

[#34]

Raindrops keep falling on my head

Posted: 6/25/2001 10:25:40 PM EDT

[#35]

Tiny Bubbles

Posted: 6/25/2001 11:37:15 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Tiny Bubbles

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Not Don Ho?

Posted: 6/26/2001 1:16:21 AM EDT

[#37]

god bless america
what with all the liberals screaming sepretarion of church and state.

Posted: 6/26/2001 4:13:14 PM EDT

[#38]

"When they knock down your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head?
Or on the trigger of your gun?"
-The Clash
"The Guns of Brixton"

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