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Link Posted: 6/23/2001 7:01:07 AM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 7:24:46 AM EDT
[#2]
"You die, she walks out of here with a severe limp"

Chet(Wierd Science)

O.K. Not badass but funny as hell.

" I'm callin some hard pipe hittin niggas to come down here with a pair of plyers and a blow torch. We gonna get midevil on his ass. You hear dat hillbilly boy!?!"

Marcellus Wallace(Pulp Fiction)

Pretty badass for a guy that just got man raped.
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 7:47:41 AM EDT
[#3]
"I know what you're thinking punk.  Did I fire 5 shots or 6.  I know you're also thinking that this is the .44 caliber magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.  Probably blow your head clean off.  So you got to ask yourself 1 question...  Do I feel lucky.  Well, do you ... PUNK!"

Clint Eastwood as Inspector Harry Callahan.
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 7:54:55 AM EDT
[#4]
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"

When Arnold says what is "best in life" in Conan The Barbarian
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 9:26:35 AM EDT
[#5]
Not a movie quote, but classic TV -

"You know, of course, that in most parts of the world, pain is a second language.
People understand it better than words because you can get right to the point.
But in this country, we don't really have very much pain, so the second language is money.
Naturally, you expect to receive money for what you know, instead of pain.  How ironic."
.                  -- G. Gordon Liddy   "Miami Vice"

Movies -

"It happens sometimes.  People just explode.  Natural causes."
.                     -- Agent Rogersz,  "Repo Man"
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 9:40:15 AM EDT
[#6]
"Use the force"
[bouce]
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 9:54:57 AM EDT
[#7]
Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 10:00:12 AM EDT
[#8]
God has a hard on for Marines, because we keep heaven packed with fresh souls.
GG
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 10:00:16 AM EDT
[#9]
"Look at 'em. Ordinary fuckin' people. I hate 'em."
-- Bud,  "Repo Man"
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 10:01:55 AM EDT
[#10]
Like Jewbroni, it has to be Army Of Darkness:

Good . . . bad . . . I'm the guy with the gun.

Remember, shop smart.  Shop S-Mart!
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 10:10:15 AM EDT
[#11]
"Once again you have made me unleash my dogs of war" - The Ayatollah of Rockarolla, the warrior of the wasteland, the Lord Humungous (The Road Warrior)
-jay
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 10:12:24 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 10:19:07 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 10:19:22 AM EDT
[#14]
My favorites change with my mood and these are some of the latest.

This..is from..Ma..tilda..   Jean Reno,  Leon

How the fuck should I know what color the boat house is.  Bobby D,  Ronin

Guns, lots of guns.  Keyanu Reeves,  The Matrix

Strength and honor.  Russell Crow,  Gladiator


Link Posted: 6/23/2001 10:41:01 AM EDT
[#15]
"Here's Johnny!"
-Jack, The Shining
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 10:48:36 AM EDT
[#16]
IM GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OF SO U CAN NOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD! ---Drill instructer Full Metal Jacket


not really a badass wuote but funny to me

"Who made this man a gunner? I did sir hes my cousin. Hes a asshole Major asshole. How many Assholes we got on this ship anyway? YO! I knew it im surrounded by Assholes. KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!" ---space balls
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 11:16:54 AM EDT
[#17]
"You can call me father, you can Jake, or you can call me Jacob, but if you call me daddy again I'll finish this fight"


"...no matter what happens, no matter who gets killed, I'm gonna blow your head off...."


John Wayne as Jacob McCandles in Big Jake.

from same movie, the son with the automatic pistol.

BG "I hear you killed two good men in a fair fight tonight, is that true?"

son "No, three counting you"

BG "Prove it"
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 11:33:04 AM EDT
[#18]
"Never get attached to something you can't walk away from in thirty seconds flat."

HEAT
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 11:39:41 AM EDT
[#19]
"wake up... time to die."

Replicant Leon, Bladerunner
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 11:55:33 AM EDT
[#20]
"You got a reel purdy mouth" ---[sex]  Deliverance
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 12:19:52 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 12:46:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Mans got to know his limitations

--Clint Eastwood

Shut your bitch up or I will stick my dick in her mouth and start fuck her face.

--Way of the gun
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 12:51:38 PM EDT
[#23]
well, i gotta tell ya...
i'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. and this buttoned-down, oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an armalide ar-10(sic) carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers... this might be someone you've known for years... someone very... very... close to you.
-maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.

jack- to formerly smug, now stunned boss-fight club.

Link Posted: 6/23/2001 1:37:21 PM EDT
[#24]
Charles Bronson in the movie about Pancho Villa:
"Where are your manners, go outside to die."

Jack Palance as gunman Stark Wilson in "Shane"
Them Southerners, Jackson, Lee; trash, all trash.....You too".

Unknown: (can't remember which Movie)  "I'm gonna climb over that gun barrel and kick your guts out".

John Wayne:  "I'll shoot the last man through the door, and we'll have 'em".  "It'll give 'em know we mean business".
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 2:16:08 PM EDT
[#25]
"Go ahead, make my day"

I'm suprised no one listed this before.  Not only was it a great line in the previews for the movie, and the movie itself, but even the President of the United States used it.

Link Posted: 6/23/2001 2:46:34 PM EDT
[#26]
Since everyone has used all my favorit Eastwood quotes, I'll just have to go with something non-Clint, and a little obscure.

"Whatever you're reachin' for better be a sandwich, 'cause you're gonna eat it."

Louis Gossett Jr. in "The Laughing Policeman"

One of the best "Tough Cop" lines of all time, but when would you have time to spit all that out for real?
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 3:03:14 PM EDT
[#27]
What's the matter, can't talk with a gun your mouth?"

Sean Connery, The Untouchables
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 3:12:24 PM EDT
[#28]
"Their just like cue balls, the harder you hit'em, the better their english."  Kurt Russell in 'Tango and Cash'

"F#^$ this running!" Sean Connery in 'The Untouchables' Well, not really badass, but funny as hell. [:D]
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 3:21:17 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 3:27:22 PM EDT
[#30]
'Pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever.'

-Keeanu Reeves - The Replacements
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 3:38:18 PM EDT
[#31]
[size=5]"You're a legend in your own mind"[/size=5]
Clint Eastwood, I forget which movie.

[):)]
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 3:41:29 PM EDT
[#32]
"Fight like an ape!"-- Urko, in the Planet of the Apes.

If gorillas lack opposable thumbs, then how do they load their m1 carbine mags?!

Edited to add the following.
Upon learning of the death of his son in a Civil War battle, some southern general(?) only replied "Very commendable, very commendable."
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 3:43:18 PM EDT
[#33]
"You heard me Goddammit, waste the mutha-f*ckers"

SLJ - Rules of Engagement
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 3:48:02 PM EDT
[#34]
Two of my favorites from Apocalypse Now.
Right after Lawrence Fishburn mows down the civi's in the boat with his M60 , "I'm cool."
Followed by Martin Sheen blowing the wounded girl away and saying, "I told you not to stop."
[}:D]
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 3:52:49 PM EDT
[#35]
Also
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning! "
And
" Charlie don't surf! "
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 3:58:24 PM EDT
[#36]
kilgore- someday, this war's gonna end...


chef- f-ing tiger!! dont get out of the boat!!


willard- ...and i wasn't even in their damn army anymore....
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 4:21:52 PM EDT
[#37]
How do u tell witch ones are VC? if they run there VC if they stand still there well disiplined VC! COME GET SOME COME GET SOME!

Im im gonna die for a word thats words gonna be Poon Tang
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 4:28:12 PM EDT
[#38]
"This here's an 88 magnum. Shoots through schools."

Link Posted: 6/23/2001 5:24:45 PM EDT
[#39]
I've come here today.... to die with you..

Outlaw Josey Whales
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 6:08:03 PM EDT
[#40]
Originally Posted By Sons of Liberty:
"I know what you're thinking punk.  Did I fire 5 shots or 6.  I know you're also thinking that this is the .44 caliber magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.  Probably blow your head clean off.  So you got to ask yourself 1 question...  Do I feel lucky.  Well, do you ... PUNK!"

Clint Eastwood as Inspector Harry Callahan.
View Quote


It sounds even scarier in the dubbed German version, believe me....
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 6:17:49 PM EDT
[#41]
I have come to kick ass and chew some bubble gum.  And I am all out of bubble gum.  From "They Live."
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 7:07:54 PM EDT
[#42]
"Yup, I'm 30 years older than you, I've had my back broke once and, me hip twice, and on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you!

The Duke from the Cowboys.
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 7:21:14 PM EDT
[#43]
Derek 45-  Said to Hal Holbrook in [i]Magnum Force[/i]

Anybody said "I'll be back", yet?
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 7:32:26 PM EDT
[#44]
Chuck Norris from Code of Silence.

"If I want anything from you I'll beat it out of you."
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 7:33:58 PM EDT
[#45]
"...you will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile..."

THE BORG.

Seeing them and hearing that IS Bad Ass.
The Borg are a "collective".

It would be the Ultimate Nightmare.
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 7:47:42 PM EDT
[#46]
And when I find the six fingered man, I will say "Hello.  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die." [%(]
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 8:02:42 PM EDT
[#47]
"We'll come in low, out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music... Yeah, I use Wagner -- scares the hell out of the slopes! My boys love it !"
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 8:23:38 PM EDT
[#48]
Arnold in "Commando", while holding a guy upside down over a cliff by the ankle (one handed):

"Solly, remember when I told you I'd kill you last?  I lied."
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 8:44:00 PM EDT
[#49]
From Predator:

"Come on Billy you ain't afraid of NO MAN!"
"Whatever is out there hunting us... AINT NO MAN."
"We're ALL going to DIE!"

I think my quote isn't exact but it's close.
Link Posted: 6/23/2001 8:58:15 PM EDT
[#50]
"Now I don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna be dead"

Danny Glover in Silverado
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