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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 6/19/2001 8:15:59 PM EDT
Sorry guys. Don't want to start another this vs. that round of threads. But.... The average price of a casket seems to be about 3 grand for a run of the mill box. A very nice gun safe runs about the same. I am thinking of being buried in my gun safe and saving the money. The only problem is my safe is rated at 1620 degrees for 45 minutes. I think I need a longer time period. What do y'all think?
Link Posted: 6/19/2001 8:18:03 PM EDT
I think it'll be hotter than 1620 degrees where I'm going.
Link Posted: 6/19/2001 8:18:06 PM EDT
But if you own a gun, God loves and forgives you and you won't need the fire protection when you die . . .
Link Posted: 6/19/2001 8:25:35 PM EDT
Your frugality will be inherited by your eldest male offspring. He in turn will sell your body to science for $800.00. Upon receipt of the cash, he will then buy a new gun to put in his $3000.00 gun safe.
Link Posted: 6/19/2001 8:41:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By leadfly: I am thinking of being buried in my gun safe and saving the money. The only problem is my safe is rated at 1620 degrees for 45 minutes. I think I need a longer time period. What do y'all think?
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Think they will run a 110v cord out to your grave to run your Goldenrod with ?? [0:)] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 6:23:27 AM EDT
I'm leaving instructions for my son, that when my time comes not to spend a dime on "arrangements" just role me out of the car into a ditch on a country road someplace. Then (and only then) will I let the government "take care of me".
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 6:35:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 7:01:15 AM EDT
My father-in-law has requested a "ham-bone burial".....Stick a ham bone up his butt, put him at the curb and let the dogs drag him away. Told him we may not wait until he dies......
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 7:06:47 AM EDT
Leadfly, if you're going to be buried in your safe, you'd better have some [b]strong[/b] friends to act as pallbearers!
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 7:08:23 AM EDT
Think I'll join of those cryostasis programs, then I'll be back to moderate and edit your grandchildrens kids [:D]
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 7:34:36 AM EDT
leadfly Member US 68 Posts Posted - 06/20/2001 : 00:15:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry guys. Don't want to start another this vs. that round of threads. But.... The average price of a casket seems to be about 3 grand for a run of the mill box. A very nice gun safe runs about the same. I am thinking of being buried in my gun safe and saving the money. The only problem is my safe is rated at 1620 degrees for 45 minutes. I think I need a longer time period. What do y'all think?
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ROTFLAMAO!!!!!! I'll probably see you there!
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 7:50:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 3:24:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By leadfly: Sorry guys. Don't want to start another this vs. that round of threads. But.... The average price of a casket seems to be about 3 grand for a run of the mill box. A very nice gun safe runs about the same. I am thinking of being buried in my gun safe and saving the money. The only problem is my safe is rated at 1620 degrees for 45 minutes. I think I need a longer time period. What do y'all think?
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The heat rating is irrelavant anyway. Ol' Scratch can just borrow a Plasma Cutter from BATF's JackBoot Thug Dept.!
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 3:27:06 PM EDT
By the way, that last post was intended to be humorous. Any satanists, BATF members, or thugs (jackbooted and plain varieties) should [b]NOT[b/] - I repeat, [b]NOT[b/] take it seriously.
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 7:07:14 PM EDT
im just gonana go with one of those styrafoam coolers u c at the grocery store
Link Posted: 6/20/2001 7:23:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Makarov: I'm leaving instructions for my son, that when my time comes not to spend a dime on "arrangements" just role me out of the car into a ditch on a country road someplace. Then (and only then) will I let the government "take care of me".
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I LIKE IT! I don't have any religious beliefs really, and don't think I'm worth taking up valuable real estate when I'm friggin dead so this method of diposal would suit me just fine. Give a F#ck off to the man one last time. They have to do an autopsy for something like that make em waste even more dough, and countless man hours they'd launch a police investigation after it was noted that body was found with two ammo cans full of stripper clipped .223, and another two ammo cans full of trojan magnums (with pleasure dots) just to make em wonder. Could probably posthumously-f3ck the whole system for 200 grand or so.[xx(]
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