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Posted: 6/18/2001 8:05:05 PM EDT
No slam against any country fans here, but someone sent me this list and I thought it was pretty funny:[;D]

> 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
> 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
> 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
> 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.[whacko]
> 21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.[-!-!-]
> 20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. [thinking]
> 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
> 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.[sniper]
> 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
> 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.[sex]
> 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here [bouce]
> 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin'
OverYou.
> 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
> 12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.[shotgun]
> 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).[smash]
> 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
> 9.  My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
> 8.  Please Bypass This Heart.
> 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.[-!-]
> 6.  You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
> 5.  You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
> 4.  If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
> 3.  She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
> 2.  She's Looking Better After Every Beer. [beer]
>
> And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...
>
> 1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up
With A Few![sleep][puke]

I also like that classic George Carlin came up with:

"It's Midnight in Montanna, and I Can't Get My Dick Outta This Cow!"
Link Posted: 6/18/2001 8:19:39 PM EDT
[#1]
lmao
Link Posted: 6/18/2001 10:55:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
> 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
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Done in the 60's by Dan Hicks

[red][size=4] P.R.K.

Don't forget, "Then I flushed her down the bathroom of my heart"
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