[b]Re:Clinton Memorial Fund
USSA Liberal News wire
June 16,2001[/b]

Dear Friend:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton.  We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in Washington DC Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jessie Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all.  He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money. If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you,
Bill Clinton Monument Committee.  
PS:  The committee has raised over $1.35 so far!

LOL

I think I was the greatest president who ever lived.  I deserve to be on Mt. Rushmore.  Please Donate as much as possible, it's for the children.  (Bitting lip)

lmao
Ya know, I almost didn't want to read this.

C'mon Delmarksman you know you can't pass me up! [smoke]