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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:05:04 AM

Prudish Portman
Actress Natalie Portman plays an exotic dancer in director Mike Nichols upcoming film "Closer." The 23-three-year-old has asked Nichols to remove any full frontal nudity from the final cut. She doesn't want gratuitous sex in the film, but agrees to topless shots to placate male viewers. Isn't nudity the point of stripping? Sorry, fellas!
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:06:14 AM
If there's one thing I've learned about the Internets, it's that scenes such as this will end up online somewhere.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:06:15 AM
I really hope it stays in.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:06:17 AM
Although not totally useless - THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE PICS!
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:06:33 AM
Eh, she aint that great, and her boobs are nothing to be gloating about. O well.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:07:20 AM
Portman is a hottie. She could ditch 3/4 of the make up in that pic and be even prettier.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:07:48 AM
If she didn't want them showing shots of her nude, why did she stand in front of the camera with her clothes off?
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:09:10 AM

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Portman is a hottie. She could ditch 3/4 of the make up in that pic and be even prettier.



Oh yeah!
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:09:20 AM
Poor thing.

I knew when she did 'The Professional" that she'd end up doing this.

But she is a very pretty girl, and a good actor.
I was wrong!

Woohoo!
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:09:50 AM
Need to haul her ass back to Israel were she needs to fulfill her obligation to the IDF, then we can get pics of her in uniform and weapon.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:09:56 AM
Why did she agree to star in a movie as a stripper if she doesn't want to appear nekkid??

Oh... Hollywood... that's why... land of the idiots...
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:14:40 AM

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Why did she agree to star in a movie as a stripper if she doesn't want to appear nekkid??



A few well-placed protests in the media, and she gets more publicity.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:21:05 AM

Originally Posted By the:

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Why did she agree to star in a movie as a stripper if she doesn't want to appear nekkid??



A few well-placed protests in the media, and she gets more publicity.



ding ding ding!!!
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:23:46 AM

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Portman is a hottie. She could ditch 3/4 of the make up in that pic and be even prettier.


I'll volunteer to rub that lipstick off.
Some people here spend far too much time trying to be intelligent.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:25:18 AM
JBOTD=?
Jewish BOTD?
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:28:24 AM
liberal airhead.

too skinny also. oh well bellybutton'll stop the ripping.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:31:09 AM
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:32:19 AM

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
liberal airhead.

too skinny also. oh well bellybutton'll stop the ripping.


"Received her Harvard degree in June of 2003", see biography.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:38:42 AM
I just read recently where Natalie Portman was getting passed over for adult parts because she comes off as an adolescent.

This ought to cure that problem....
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:43:26 AM
serious big time anti gunner. I'll see her in Revenge of the Sith but that's the last portman movie I'm watching, other than "the professional" cause I got that for free .....
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:44:26 AM
Did anybody else see her on the news during the Election? She was walking around to each news camera with her john kerry shirt on. She was saying how excited she was to be voting for kerry and she kissed her t-shirt that had his image on it
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:48:53 AM
Yeah, after the second star wars flop,

I really don't like her anymore.

She sucks now.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:53:19 AM
WTF you talking about. The is no such "flop". The movie is still making money overseas. It may not have been as successful as the original but its making serious money. Directors would cut off their left testicle to be able to have such a flop.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:53:20 AM

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:
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She sucks now.




Cool...I'm next!
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:57:24 AM

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
WTF you talking about. The is no such "flop". The movie is still making money overseas. It may not have been as successful as the original but its making serious money. Directors would cut off their left testicle to be able to have such a flop.




Hey, I just call em like I see em, it might not fit the category of a flop,

but between the Anakin and Her, it's a bad movie.

Computer effects a good movie does not make.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:58:18 AM

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:
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She sucks now.




Cool...I'm next!



At least she can't deliver bad lines
with deez nuts in her mouf!
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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:00:35 PM
You need to correct youre terminology. A flop would be a financial disaster, as such its been very successful. If you think the movie sucked then say so.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:01:47 PM
I do not like Natalie Portman.
I would not hit her in the can.
I would not call her a little fox,
I would not stuff her in her box.
I would not listen to her diatribes
I would not like her liberal jive.
I would not do her in the rain,
I would not like her lefty brain.
I do not like her in Star Wars,
her lousy acting causes snores.
She is a liberal gun-grabberette
but wields a blaster, clinging wet.
She is a hypocrite-you bet.
I would not like her nudity,
She can do it without me.
I do not like her on TV and
I would not watch her movies, see?
I do not like you, Natalie Portman.
So, go back to Harvard,
and go pound sand.




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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:04:56 PM
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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:06:03 PM
Natalie cut the full frontal to save the kittens.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:17:34 PM

Originally Posted By warlord:

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
liberal airhead.

too skinny also. oh well bellybutton'll stop the ripping.


"Received her Harvard degree in June of 2003", see biography.



"liberal airhead" and "Harvard degree " go together a lot more than you might think. I think she's more a liberal snob than an airhead, though. She knows b e t t e r than you.......
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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:21:34 PM
[Last Edit: 11/18/2004 12:22:15 PM by Ghostchild]

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
You need to correct youre terminology. A flop would be a financial disaster, as such its been very successful. If you think the movie sucked then say so.




alright then, I think it sucked.

It did make money, but then so did that A.I. movie.

not flop, but a crappy movie.

ETA: but I would still hit it like Ike hit Tina.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:30:44 PM

Originally Posted By CFII:
Eh, she aint that great, and her boobs are nothing to be gloating about. O well.



+1 !!!

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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:31:16 PM

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Poor thing.

I knew when she did 'The Professional" that she'd end up doing this.

But she is a very pretty girl, and a good actor.



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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:32:03 PM
She doesn't look like she has any boobs to begin with.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:41:54 PM
I heard that Lucas is going to delete the scene in EPISODE III where Anakin finds out about the whole Padme'Amidala/YODA Brown eye adventure... so thats what sets Anakin off?
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Posted: 11/18/2004 12:51:06 PM
A real artist suffers for their craft.
Are they in yet?
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Posted: 11/18/2004 1:02:03 PM
Wait does not stripping = nudity.

What did she think, but I like Portman Pie.

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Posted: 11/18/2004 1:14:49 PM
Fuck her and her stuck up attitude. Next-Door-Niki is WAY hotter.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 1:16:16 PM
It could simply be that, like many young women in her profession, she has a bad self image of her body and she just thinks that she is too ugly to be seen naked.

Lots of anorexic/bulimic women are like that.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 1:18:12 PM
I'd hit it.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 1:23:52 PM

Originally Posted By warlord:

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
liberal airhead.

too skinny also. oh well bellybutton'll stop the ripping.


"Received her Harvard degree in June of 2003", see biography.



What, you don't believe airheads can graduate from Harvard??
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Posted: 11/18/2004 1:38:49 PM
I'd hit it with extreme prejudice
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Posted: 11/18/2004 1:41:32 PM
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Hopefully they aren't red X's

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Posted: 11/18/2004 1:44:39 PM
Nice sweater puppies.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 1:46:29 PM
i think i know why hillary has that goofy look.
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Posted: 11/18/2004 2:10:43 PM
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Fixed it!



Thanks to Stony-Point for pointing out that the shark was missing!
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Originally Posted By Torf:
Fixed it!

www.unifac.com/altorfer/HPfixed.jpg



Nice touch with the bitch in the water...you need a shark fin circling her though....

ETA...Thanks...now it's more better.....It would be perfect if you had Natalie saying,
"Stoney-Point...stuff it in my pooper and post pics".
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Posted: 11/18/2004 2:26:36 PM

Originally Posted By CAPITALIST:
Hopefully they aren't red X's
www.ijohn.com/images/PortmanHillary.jpg
www.realmofroyalty.homestead.com/files/NataliePortman_Democratic02.jpg



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Posted: 11/18/2004 2:28:50 PM
If you folks would read her bio, she is quite liberal. Let's see, she grad from Harvard(liberal), a vegetarian etc. But I a few of you guys would hit her anyways.
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