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6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 6/8/2001 8:35:12 AM EDT
This was taken from The Atlanta Journal-Constitution on 2 June 2001 Poodle chews off woman's bottom lip A pet poodle chewed off a woman's bottom lip while she was in a drug-induced sleep. Warner Robins police said. the 47-year-old woman fell asleep after taking a painkiller May 24 and awoke the next day to find her lip missing [BD]. Police said they found traces of blood around the poodle's mouth. The woman told police she often allowed the 1-year-old poodle, Shorty, to lick [:p] her lips after she drank sweet tea. The woman was treated and released at a hospital in Warner Robins, just south of Macon. Surgeons will take skin from her buttocks [:O] to reconstuct the lip, Stokes said. I work in a Pharmacy and wonder what kind of Crack she was on that she would not wake up! No Slack!
Link Posted: 6/8/2001 8:36:36 AM EDT
So does this mean, when she says "Kiss my ass" she really means her face? Norm?
Link Posted: 6/8/2001 8:38:14 AM EDT
. Surgeons will take skin from her buttocks to reconstuct the lip
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That'll be handy...then her bf won't have to bend over to kiss her ass..... (Sorry, that one was just too easy...)
Link Posted: 6/8/2001 8:38:51 AM EDT
Rats...got me by two minutes, Norm...
Link Posted: 6/8/2001 8:40:23 AM EDT
Could've been worse. Could've been her other lips.
Link Posted: 6/8/2001 9:02:16 AM EDT
Not so fast on the mans best friend stuff. I had a check on the welfare call one time where the neighbors hadn't seen a fellow for a day and he didn't show up for work. I forced entry and this is no shit, I found the guy dead in the bathroom and his trusty Cocker Spaniel had partially eaten his face. This after only two days. [:X*]
Link Posted: 6/8/2001 10:20:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By uncle buck: Not so fast on the mans best friend stuff. I had a check on the welfare call one time where the neighbors hadn't seen a fellow for a day and he didn't show up for work. I forced entry and this is no shit, I found the guy dead in the bathroom and his trusty Cocker Spaniel had partially eaten his face. This after only two days. [:X*]
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That happened to a old family friend of ours about 15 years ago. I called my grandmother to check up on her, and asked how 'good 'ol Howard' was doing. She started crying about poor Howard, died in his sleep, laid there several days, and when they found him his two dogs had 'done eaten his face off, poor old Howard'.
Link Posted: 6/8/2001 10:53:44 AM EDT
Must not have been the entire lip. I read once that for women, they use vaginal tissue to reconstruct the fleshy part of the lips. I thought only men get skin from their butt. he he
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