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Posted: 2/10/2001 3:03:31 PM EST
here's a few messages you'll neve see from hallmark---but then again maybe you should. THINGS YOU CAN'T SAY WITH A HALLMARK CARD (but sometimes you wish you could) "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~ "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." ~~~~~~~ "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind." ~~~~~ "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you." ~~~~~~ "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me." ~~~~~ "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." ~~~~~~ "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." ~~~~~~ "Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was before this!" ~~~~~' "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." ~~~~~~~ "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." ~~~~~~ "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?" ~~~~~~ "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often." ~~~~~~ "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" ~~~~~~ "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." ~~~~~~~ "Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs that are bigger than mine." ~~~~~~ "Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike! ~~~~ "Congratulations on getting Married! It's not every day you decide to ruin your life!" ~~~~~~ "I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected. While I'm dreaming, I also wish you weren't so damn ugly." ~~~~~~ "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." ~~~~~~ "We have been friends for a very long time. What say we call it quits?" ~~~~~~~ "If you didn't have any money, I'd still love you. And miss you very much." ~~~~~~~ Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in West Virginia) earlybirdnj
Link Posted: 2/10/2001 4:48:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/10/2001 5:10:40 PM EST
[sex]
Link Posted: 2/10/2001 11:59:50 PM EST
You gotta be warped to think like this. But then again, I thought the Seawolves might have won tonight after 18 straight losses. Perhaps my personal appearance might have changed things :(
Link Posted: 2/11/2001 3:44:47 AM EST
Thats some funny sh#t :) [uzi]
Link Posted: 2/11/2001 3:58:37 AM EST
"I'm miserable without you.it's almost like your here........LMAO......
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