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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 5/28/2001 10:44:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2001 10:43:38 PM EDT by MindHunter]
6 days before you move to another State you pack up your TV,VCR, and Stereo and log on to the internet with your laptop,tetering on a stack of old Maxim magazines to see what you have been missing. [%|] Hunter out...
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 10:53:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 11:16:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WILSON: When you post this, & someone replies at 0300, you're both addicted!!!
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"ditto"
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 11:20:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2001 11:29:26 PM EDT by PowderBurns]
You tell your girl friend that you'll come to bed just as soon as you get an answer to your post. You stop on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night to log in. On the way back to bed, you check replies to your post. Browser start-up page is www.ar14.com You list your 1000 posts on ar15.com in your resume. You return from the hunting trip early to read replies to your posts. You know that "Molon Labe" ain't a wine, a coffee, or a breed of dog. You're on a hunting trip and pull into a truck stop because they have online hookups for your laptop . . . You know three or more animated gifs without having to look them up: [moon] [-!-!-] [-!-] [beer] You know that BushMaster has nothing to do with your sexual prowess. It's 1:00 AM. To hell with the kids, where's your AR? Your AR is insured for more than your wife. (If your dog is insured for more than your wife, you're a redneck.) You know that a "flat-top" is not a hairstyle. Your house catches fire. You get the AR out safely and head back in to finish your post. Given the choice between "guns and butter" you opt for a fat-free diet. OK, I really did this one . . . You bought a second AR because you already had all the accessories to go with it.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 11:36:59 PM EDT
When your kid hits the bottom of the slide you hollar BTT! Hunter WAYYYYYYYY Out..........
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 11:37:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PowderBurns: You know that BushMaster has nothing to do with your sexual prowess.
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What's wrong with me? I never made the connection between the name of the rifle and the art of boinking. Thanks for the laugh.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 11:40:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Beagles747:
Originally Posted By WILSON: When you post this, & someone replies at 0300, you're both addicted!!!
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"ditto"
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ditto
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 11:51:46 PM EDT
My name is Q-Man, and I'm an AR15.com'oholic
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 12:46:13 AM EDT
When you start off stories "Well, this funny thing happened at AR15.com..." radioman
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 4:54:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 5:24:14 AM EDT
Well, I wasn't logged on at 0300hrs. [sleep] I did get here as quick as I could!!!! [flag] DK - I am an AR15.com aholic - I want my LEGP [>Q]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:07:44 AM EDT
When your reading this and your monitor is going out.It looks like its on degauss all the time.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:25:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:28:57 AM EDT
When the ar15.com site is down, your wife asks: "Honey, there's something wrong, please tell me."
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:32:04 AM EDT
When you won't tell anyone on here your name, but you order an ar15.com shirt and will happily wear it everywhere in the real world.
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Link Posted: 5/29/2001 8:54:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/29/2001 8:52:52 AM EDT by EdAvilaSr]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 9:02:57 AM EDT
You're finishing up your last two weeks on "the job" getting married in a week and a half out of state, need to pack and make final arrangements but stop and say "I better check in" on the boards.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 9:08:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PowderBurns: You tell your girl friend that you'll come to bed just as soon as you get an answer to your post. You stop on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night to log in. On the way back to bed, you check replies to your post. Browser start-up page is www.ar14.com You list your 1000 posts on ar15.com in your resume. You return from the hunting trip early to read replies to your posts. You know that "Molon Labe" ain't a wine, a coffee, or a breed of dog. You're on a hunting trip and pull into a truck stop because they have online hookups for your laptop . . . You know three or more animated gifs without having to look them up: [moon] [-!-!-] [-!-] [beer] You know that BushMaster has nothing to do with your sexual prowess. It's 1:00 AM. To hell with the kids, where's your AR? Your AR is insured for more than your wife. (If your dog is insured for more than your wife, you're a redneck.) You know that a "flat-top" is not a hairstyle. Your house catches fire. You get the AR out safely and head back in to finish your post. Given the choice between "guns and butter" you opt for a fat-free diet. OK, I really did this one . . . You bought a second AR because you already had all the accessories to go with it.
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dude, you are a fucking poet. McUZI
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 9:12:24 AM EDT
Matter of fact, PowderBurns, you are now officially inducted into the [red]GIWHABW POSSE[/red]Don't ask me what it means. Don't worry though. It's nothing bad. Other GIWHABW members include... GarryOwen Ed Avila Sr. Werd Rik Writer c-rock and a few others. McUZI GIWHABW Posse Member #1
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 9:23:33 AM EDT
you realize you've been reading posts for 1/2 an hour (on your lunch break) before you remember to even log in! Will my LEGP please get here so I can resume a "normal" schedule?!? [>Q]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 9:27:04 AM EDT
...you doze off in the chair waiting for the page to come up, and when you snap to, you keep going back for more...
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 9:40:30 AM EDT
...OR, you follow up your own post to get the magic "#500"!!!...this is #500.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 5:09:47 PM EDT
When you move to a new town, get a new internet provider, and first thing you go to is AR15.com.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 5:18:33 PM EDT
When this is your home page. And; When you are on this site EVER WAKING MINUTE OF THE DAY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 5:22:52 PM EDT
1. Calluses on yer behind from sitting in front of your computer. 2. 'Tinfoil hat' has become part of your verbal vocabulary. 3. You become geniunely concerned about Imbroglio.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 5:23:57 PM EDT
When you decide to get out at a certain post (777), because you don`t really have time to spend here, and when you get there, you CAN`T do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![smoke]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 5:58:55 PM EDT
1. Your on 3-Section duty, and you use your duty day off to browse AR-15.com all day. 2. You used your cellphone and laptop to read replies to a non-important post while waiting for a bridge to go back down on a roadtrip. 3. You know that other people (Captain Obvious) come from other sites (Glocktalk). 4. You know other sites exist, but don't visit them; and don't care to. (Glocktalk, AK-47.com, etc.)
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:03:55 PM EDT
Ooh, I forgot one. 5. You know why McUzi, isn't McUzi anymore. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:45:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:49:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By radioman: When you start off stories "Well, this funny thing happened at AR15.com..." radioman
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So true, so true.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:54:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 7:14:30 PM EDT
When you start bullshiting with the guy in the next lane at the shooting range, and he says he saw your pic on AR15.com.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 7:28:58 PM EDT
When you check in 3 or 4 times a day at work just so you don't miss anything. ....when you figure out eight different financial plans to enable you to own the LEGP. (If Greenspan would drop interest rates 3/4 of a percent more.)
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 7:35:32 PM EDT
Your still awake, and reveille(sp) is at 0400hrs tomorrow.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 7:44:52 PM EDT
You name your first kid AR-15.com You actually take sick days just to browse. When you get a AR-15.com tattoo If your friends and family have ever had an intervention because of your gun lust....
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 10:18:44 PM EDT
you keep checking this thread to see what people use as an excuse to view this site...
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