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Posted: 5/28/2001 4:51:23 PM EDT
Are you implying that coconuts migrate? I had this idea for a wooden badger. Tis but a flesh wound. bahahahahahaha [NI] [NI] [NI]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 4:57:03 PM EDT
Did you just have a cup of coffee? [i]What is the maximum velocity of a sparrow? -A European or African sparrow? I don't know....AAHHHHHHH[/i]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 4:57:14 PM EDT
It! It! It! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 4:58:09 PM EDT
RunAway!! RunAway!!!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 4:59:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:00:21 PM EDT
She turned me into a newt, . . . . . I got better.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:01:32 PM EDT
These are indeed hard times when ruffians can go around saying NI to and old women.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:02:53 PM EDT
Shut up and go change your armor! Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. I told him we already got one, hehehe!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:03:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stubbs: Did you just have a cup of coffee?
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24oz of Pepsi [NI] [NI]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:04:22 PM EDT
Bring me the Holy Hand Grenade!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:07:58 PM EDT
Consult the book of armaments!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:09:26 PM EDT
And after the spankings, the oral sex! I'm not dead yet! You'll be stone dead in a minute! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system. Bloody Peasant! Oh there's a dead giveaway!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:10:10 PM EDT
I think you guys are all wacked. Now, bring me ..... a SHRUBBERY !!!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:12:50 PM EDT
"Bring out your dead!" You guys should know the rest of this.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:17:57 PM EDT
This parrot is dead! It is not! It is merely sleeping.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:18:29 PM EDT
Hush!? Is someone flogging a cat???? (It's just a little bunny)!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:22:00 PM EDT
Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WITH...... A HERRING!! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Can't I have a little perril? No, its too perriless. I have a million of them...
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:25:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 700PSS: Bring me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/holyhand.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:28:42 PM EDT
Help, Help, I'm being repressed! What is your favorite color? Yellow... No Blue, ARRHH Some call me.... Tim.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:57:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By garden weasel:
Originally Posted By 700PSS: Bring me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/holyhand.jpg[/img]
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MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work? LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege. ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments! BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother. SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' MAYNARD: Amen. KNIGHTS: Amen.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:58:13 PM EDT
Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 6:04:31 PM EDT
How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out- clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 6:08:55 PM EDT
In my best French accent, [i] Silly English swine. I fart in your general direction. Come back and I shall taunt you a second time. [/i]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 6:13:20 PM EDT
KNIGHT: There! Look! LAUNCELOT: What does it say? GALAHAD: What language is that? ARTHUR: Brother Maynard, you're our scholar! MAYNARD: It's Aramaic! GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Aramathea! LAUNCELOT: Course! KNIGHT: What does it say? MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of uuggggggh'. ARTHUR: What? MAYNARD: '... the Castle of uuggggggh'. BEDEMIR: What is that? MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it. LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on! MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says. ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'. He'd just say it! MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock! GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 6:24:38 PM EDT
"Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, or was that crawl, crawl, stagger, stagger..." "Three quid for a lump of shit please." Sorry, my bad, wrong movie.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 6:31:13 PM EDT
"Ya, whatever sea cow" "You got to pet them hard so they can feel it" "Take luck!" Damn, those are tv shows, sorry guys I'm not very good at these kinds of things.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 6:42:39 PM EDT
Wiper of other people`s bottoms.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 6:44:23 PM EDT
" Bring out the Holy Handgernade " Brave Sir Robin Ran away , ran away , ran away ( sung by minstruls following Robin )
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 6:53:56 PM EDT
"And Winter became Spring, and skipped right over Summer and Fall, straight back into Winter. So they were forced to eat Robin's minstrals" . . . "And there was much rejoicing!"
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:04:43 PM EDT
why me im french why do u thin i have this outrages accent
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:09:44 PM EDT
I burst my pimples at you and call your daughter an unrequested silly thing! You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:14:17 PM EDT
You empty-headed animal food-trough water! Camelot! Camelot! (quietly) It's only a model... SHH! FFZ
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:15:39 PM EDT
"So if she weighs the same as a duck...she's made of wood." "And therfore.." (Pause as they think) "A witch!! A witch!!"
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:17:42 PM EDT
HUH? Ya'll need to share! [smoke]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:23:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By deadeye47: HUH? Ya'll need to share! [smoke]
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Monty Python, my friend. You either get it, or you don't. [:)]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:26:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2001 7:28:33 PM EDT by JonnieGTyler]
Originally Posted By deadeye47: HUH? Ya'll need to share! [smoke]
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Okay deadeye your assignment is to watch 'Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail'. This is required viewing if you truely want to be like us [whacko]. (edited because I still can't spell for crap)
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:26:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2001 7:28:50 PM EDT by Jewbroni]
Peasant #1: He must be a King. Peasant #2: How do you know? Peasant #1: Well, he hasn't got shit all over him. Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ? See the løveli lakes The wøndërful telephøne system And mäni interesting furry animals Including the majestik møøse A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti... [i]One...two...FIVE! (three, Sir) THREE![/i] Jewbro*[b]NI![/b]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:38:44 PM EDT
Eeeekie! Eeeekie! Eeeeekie!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:41:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By deadeye47: HUH? Ya'll need to share! [smoke]
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I am truly shocked.....(shaking head in bewilderment).
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:43:28 PM EDT
And the aptly named "Sir Not Appearing In This Film" There are just too many funny lines in this movie.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:46:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SS109: And the aptly named "Sir Not Appearing In This Film" There are just too many funny lines in this movie.
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What I want to know is... Why are so many of us Monty Python freaks?
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:47:39 PM EDT
I, FART in your general direction!! How shall we fuck off, oh, Lord? [NI][NI][NI]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:48:44 PM EDT
"One day lad, all this will be yours!" "What, the curtains?"
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:51:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FedGunner: What I want to know is... Why are so many of us Monty Python freaks?
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Because it's funny as hell? [bounce] GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 7:54:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2001 7:53:35 PM EDT by Jewbroni]
Son: But I don't like her. Father: Don't like her? What's wrong with her?(referring to the wealthy landowners' daughter) She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got HUUUUUUUGEE...tracts of land!" Jewbroni~
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 8:07:03 PM EDT
Tim:There he is!! Arthur:Where? Tim:There. Arthur:What? Behind the rabbit? Tim:It is the rabbit.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 8:11:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FedGunner: What I want to know is... Why are so many of us Monty Python freaks?
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Scary, isn't it. In high school we’d watch it over and over, probably damaged me for life. k-lop, k-lop, k-lop, k-lop. “None shall pass!”
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 8:22:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By deadeye47: HUH? Ya'll need to share! [smoke]
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Sir Deadeye,...Ye' have not seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail....For this you must now cut down the MIGHTIEST tree in the forest,..WITH.........A HERRING !
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 8:25:11 PM EDT
AND,.....bring me....A SHRUBBERY!
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 8:25:26 PM EDT
Not only the movies, the TV show was great also. . . . . "I'd like to make a complaint about this parrot, which I purchased not 'alf an 'our ago at this very botique." "What's wrong with it?" "I'll tell you what's wrong with it, it's bleedin' demised!" "It's not dead, it's just resting"
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 8:30:50 PM EDT
Well then,...what kind of cheese DO you have ?!!!
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