PSYCHIC TECH SUPPORT

To better serve you, our customer, we have invested time and money into our technical staff by sending them for intense psychic training.

That’s right, no more agonizing over the fact that you have no clue what components they are referring to when you call for tech support, because they already know the problem before you even say a word about it.

It’s so simple just hold the receiver next to or somewhere around the troubled area and the technician can troubleshoot the problem by psychic energies he has been taught from the books written by the great masters themselves.

Just think, no more having to learn what equipment you have or how about those agonizing times of having to actually read a serial number off the back?  Well those days are passed!  As an added bonus, you don’t even have to send in the equipment for repair anymore because our highly trained technician have the ability to just think the equipment back into working condition!  Now how’s that for customer service?

Right about now you must be wondering “how do I get in touch with these techs?” Well my friend you don’t need to because they always know exactly when you have a problem and they will call you!

So no need to act now, just wait by your phone and hold you breath, we will be with you soon!