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Posted: 5/23/2001 7:17:23 AM EDT
How many of you people will admit to being bald and/or fat online i see pics all the time but everybody says they are tall skinny and good looking. So divie up and sound off if your bald or fat.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:19:03 AM EDT
[#1]
I'd rather be dead.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:20:29 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:28:27 AM EDT
[#3]
see rainman looks like fabio!
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:28:30 AM EDT
[#4]
ED i'll be happy to pass that imfo to mrs.mmk.that way i won't have to hear anymore about your arms when she looks at the pics from the ohio shoot last year. [:D] mmk
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:36:15 AM EDT
[#5]
I'm bald. But only becuase it's summer and my wife gave me a buzz cut.

Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:48:50 AM EDT
[#6]
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How many of you people will admit to being bald and/or fat online i see pics all the time but everybody says they are tall skinny and good looking. So divie up and sound off if your bald or fat.
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Since you started this why not air your dirty laundry first?
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:48:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:49:58 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How many of you people will admit to being bald and/or fat online i see pics all the time but everybody says they are tall skinny and good looking. So divie up and sound off if your bald or fat.
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Since you started this why not air your dirty laundry first?
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im about 20% bald and have a huge bellie!
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:55:42 AM EDT
[#9]
20% BALD IS A LOT OF MISSING HAIR I KEEP IT SHAVED BUT NOT TO THE SKIN TO MANY REMARKS ABOUT being racist and that sort of thing.. now the belly is from pizza good food and a wife thats a great cook and like to keep me round!
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:58:01 AM EDT
[#10]
Too much hair
Fatter than I used to be
38 yrs old and just starting to grow hair on my chest.bleh
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:04:10 AM EDT
[#11]
OK, really, I'm not the 6' 225lb couch potato.  I'm actually this buff "piece of a$$"(as all of the girls call me)
[img]http://www.freenudegalleries.com/december/img/th_antonio_rush01_038.jpg[/img]


BISHOP
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:28:35 AM EDT
[#12]
Hey I don't care. I am 4' 11" 350lbs and because of you people, my hair has been falling out since last year.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:30:32 AM EDT
[#13]
LMFAO imb
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 9:09:38 AM EDT
[#14]
Here's a pic of me a recent AR shoot. As you can see, I am a master of disguise. The Carhartt Arctic Parka hides the extra 30 pounds I'm packing around and the hat would hide any bald spots (which I fortunately have yet to experience).

[img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/027/3i/XZ/J6/e741626.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 9:16:55 AM EDT
[#15]
Would you believe "receding and chubby"?
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 9:17:47 AM EDT
[#16]
You know that guy from the "Hercules" TV show? Kevin Sorbo?  Well, I don't look anything like him.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 9:36:51 AM EDT
[#17]
[size=4]God is Great, God is Fair,
       To some He gave brains,
       To others, hair.[/size=4]

Yeah, I'm getting there, I'm getting there! They don't call it [b]male pattern baldness[/b] for nothing, you know!

Eric The(Folically-Challenged)Hun
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 9:39:38 AM EDT
[#18]
I'm 3'5", 190# and my cock drags the ground.
I'm a double amputee!LOL. Not bald though and still pretty.[8D]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:24:05 AM EDT
[#19]
5'10 and 200lbs. Not bald, but I do carry a wee bit of a spare tire gut.

I'm the guy in the foreground with the shades on. This pic was take 12/10/00 @ the SoCal AR15.com/AK-47.net shoot at Burro Canyon Rifle Range.

[img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/021/UQ/wz/Ij/Oc55103.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:58:59 AM EDT
[#20]
Looks like the Lordtrader was expecting an ambush from inside the grill....[:P]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 11:21:59 AM EDT
[#21]
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LMFAO imb
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Well, if anyone has a problem with me I will be waiting by the kettle corn stand next saturday.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 11:23:31 AM EDT
[#22]
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Looks like the Lordtrader was expecting an ambush from inside the grill....[:P]
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The side arm was to keep people in line during the BBQ. Funny no one contested the taste of my cooking [;)]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 11:28:27 AM EDT
[#23]
I'm 6'0 195lbs and have that nice distintive horseshoe ring around my head.  I keep the rest of my hair shaved pretty tight against my head.  I dont want to look like that "butthead" vampyre from Bram Stokers "Dracula"

I tell people the reason I'm bald comes from standing on my head and telling the liberals that they can kiss my ass.

[img]http://www.findcure.org/images/me.jpg[/img]

(Edited to put in a photo of my bald-ass Irish self and my lovely girlfriend Carol)
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 12:15:44 PM EDT
[#24]
I am getting there....about 10 more years...
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 12:17:59 PM EDT
[#25]
No, I don't look like fabio. My hair is gray. But my cutter always charges me more cause its thick.




I always heard you bald guys got that way from the headboard. [;)]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 12:24:35 PM EDT
[#26]
I am actually a 12 year old little girl.
(skinny w/braces)
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 2:10:04 PM EDT
[#27]
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The side arm was to keep people in line during the BBQ. Funny no one contested the taste of my cooking [;)]
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I AGREE he scared all of us and everything tasted most goode, little lead poisoning but the Chemo cleared that up.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 2:14:04 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 2:32:40 PM EDT
[#29]
I AM FLABIO!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 3:15:15 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 3:44:14 PM EDT
[#31]
Originally Posted By uncle buck:
I'm 3'5", 190# and my cock drags the ground.
I'm a double amputee!LOL. Not bald though and still pretty.[8D]
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OMG! ROTFLMAO!
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 3:44:19 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm 6 foot and 200 lbs. of pure table muscle.  As to the hair, my belly and a$$ have plenty.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 3:46:01 PM EDT
[#33]
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Alright ,I admit it...... I am not 6'4" and 220 lean pounds like most of you guys.I could be  Imbroglio's twin at 5'2",340 pounds and bald!
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FUCKING L_I_A_R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I have seen Ed Sr.'s pic, and he is a god damn BEAST!!!!!!!

Like, he has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and all he does is lift and lift and lift.

Dude, Ed.

Post the pic.

POST THE PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 3:56:03 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 5:53:40 PM EDT
[#35]
I would post a pic of myself but with all the silly mall ninja pics I've made latley, I'm afraid that NSFJoJo would prob. cut and paste my head and put it on a girls body... [:O]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 6:27:52 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
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Alright ,I admit it...... I am not 6'4" and 220 lean pounds like most of you guys.I could be  Imbroglio's twin at 5'2",340 pounds and bald!
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FUCKING L_I_A_R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I have seen Ed Sr.'s pic, and he is a god damn BEAST!!!!!!!

Like, he has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and all he does is lift and lift and lift.

Dude, Ed.

Post the pic.

POST THE PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ed or Beast if you prefer,

Please post a god damn picture of you strangling McUzi. This is the only way we can shut him up for good!

Link Posted: 5/23/2001 6:40:12 PM EDT
[#37]
Well, when I bend over I look like a hairy toilet bowl!
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 6:57:18 PM EDT
[#38]
Hell yea I'm bald! The little bit I have left, I shave off anyway. But I'm only 10 pounds heavier than when I was in the 82nd, nearly ten years ago. My wife of ten years likes it. so I don't care.  She thinks I look like Yul Brenner (when He was Alive, of course) I guess that's a compliment, cause she thinks he was hot.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:14:57 PM EDT
[#39]
At a bit over 6' and around 210 I am kinda okay w/ that.  I need to weigh around 195 for ideal weight.

Keep the hair high and tight..........screw the racist remarks or opinions.  Short hair is the thang.

BTW............do any of you guys use Satin Hands from Mary Kay?
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:17:15 PM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:28:18 PM EDT
[#41]
Bald yes, FAT not really only about 9% at 6'1" and 230 lbs

[img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1464579&a=11013367&p=49071833&Sequence=1&res=high[/img]

Bad light picture of as my wife says "the missing link". It so happens that my hands almost touch my knees.

Please reserve any jokes about "SHREK" . Can't even go to the movies anymore. Damn kids asking for authographs ;)
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:30:34 PM EDT
[#42]
F*ck me I just noticed how wrinkly I am getting!

[pyro]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:06:18 PM EDT
[#43]
Well, I still have all my hair.

[img]www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page33-02.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 9:36:12 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Bald yes, FAT not really only about 9% at 6'1" and 230 lbs

Bad light picture of as my wife says "the missing link". It so happens that my hands almost touch my knees.

Please reserve any jokes about "SHREK" . Can't even go to the movies anymore. Damn kids asking for authographs ;)
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Are you related to Steve Drake?
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:19:18 PM EDT
[#45]
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Well, I still have all my hair.

[img]www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page33-02.jpg[/img]
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You got more tit than my GF!
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