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Posted: 5/17/2001 1:27:30 AM EDT
AP International 'Monkey Man' Attacks Cause Hysteria by HEMA SHUKLA Associated Press Writer NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Police are blaming a band of men in masks for what they call hysteria among residents of New Delhi, who claim a mysterious ''monkey man'' has been attacking people late at night. Police have received up to 50 sightings in one night of the alleged attacker -- described by witnesses as a 4-foot tall creature with a hairy body and metal claws. At one point, police ran short of vehicles to check on the reports. The hysteria has led to two deaths. A pregnant woman sleeping on her rooftop terrace died Tuesday night when she slipped running down the stairs as neighbors screamed that the monkey man had struck, the Statesman newspaper reported. A man was killed Monday when he jumped off the roof of his house screaming, ''The monkey has come!'' ''It is nothing but mass hysteria,'' said Manoj Kumar Lal, a deputy commissioner of police. ''It seems a group of people in masks are terrorizing people,'' the Statesman quoted an unidentified police officer as saying. Police have blamed the panic on uneducated poor people, many of them believers in the supernatural, and the sweltering heat and darkness due to electricity cuts. Harassed police authorities in New Delhi have urged the state-run power company to ensure uninterrupted power supply from dawn to dusk so that panicked residents would feel safer. Recently residents of a New Delhi suburb caught and beat up a 4-foot-tall wandering Hindu mystic, thinking he was the simian terror, the Statesman newspaper said. He was handed over to police, and thousands crowded outside the station for a glimpse of the alleged monkey man, causing a near stampede. AP-NY-05-16-01 18
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 1:42:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/17/2001 1:41:16 AM EDT by SexualChocolate]
Is it just me or are people in other cultures, in different parts of the world f*cking morons? OH MY GOD! I saw the virgin mary in my donut! OH MY GOD! The monkey man is attacking! You know, if the monkey man tried that sh*t with me he would get a mouth full off my left foot, followed by some 9mm lead. Furry little freak!
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Link Posted: 5/17/2001 8:26:32 AM EDT
Doesnt anyone remember the "Lizard Man" down in S/N Carolina?
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 8:35:19 AM EDT
In the PRK we have the elusive Big Fat Hairy @ss Guy -- Ron Jeromy
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 8:38:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kingfish: Doesnt anyone remember the "Lizard Man" down in S/N Carolina?
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No but I have heard of the "New Jersy Devil." A man-goat-lizard-horse thing. I am thinking of investing in a 50 cal. and snipeing him out. [sniper]
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 8:43:01 AM EDT
Someone better grow some cajones and "Beat the Monkey"[;D] The Mongoose
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 8:46:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Chaingun: In the PRK we have the elusive Big Fat Hairy @ss Guy -- Ron Jeromy
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HeHe!!! Ron has to shave with a lawn mower!![:D] Lynn [uzi]
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 9:08:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Chaingun: In the PRK we have the elusive Big Fat Hairy @ss Guy -- Ron Jeromy
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Trying not to sound naive or anything BUT, since I never saw him IN a porno, how did a guy that looks like him get to be in a porno? Is he THAT well "endowed"?
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 9:14:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Ice15: Is it just me or are people in other cultures, in different parts of the world f*cking morons? OH MY GOD! I saw the virgin mary in my donut! OH MY GOD! The monkey man is attacking! Furry little freak!
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Not any more than they are here!! People like Benny Hinn (sp?) prove that every day. Idiocy knows no boundries.
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 9:17:19 AM EDT
Here in MD we have some goat man (according to the Discovery Channel). He lives outside of Bowie I think. I don't know where he commutes from, though.
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 9:18:21 AM EDT
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Recently residents of a New Delhi suburb caught and beat up a 4-foot-tall wandering Hindu mystic, thinking he was the simian terror, the Statesman newspaper said.
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Just think, these folks have a nuclear weapon stockpile! Kinda' seems at odds with the vision of 'wandering Hindu mystics' doesn't it? Eric The(wandering mystic)Hun
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 9:20:11 AM EDT
WE'RE ALL [img=left]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/devo1.gif[/img=left] [img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/reverseevolution.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 9:32:29 AM EDT
Is the Chupacabre (sp?) on vacation in India?
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 3:02:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/17/2001 3:01:23 PM EDT by osprey21]
Link Posted: 5/17/2001 3:22:51 PM EDT
''It is nothing but mass hysteria,'' said Manoj Kumar Lal, a deputy commissioner of police. . . Police have blamed the panic on uneducated poor people, many of them believers in the supernatural, and the sweltering heat and darkness due to electricity cuts.
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I'm betting we see more articles with a whole lot of those same words put together in a whole lot the same way a few months from now.
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