Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login

Log In

A valid email is required.
Password is required.
Site Notices
6/25/2017 7:35:25 PM
6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 5/14/2001 9:49:33 PM EDT
Surely, one of you Wizards out there has something other than a smart-ass answer to this one!
Link Posted: 5/14/2001 9:50:42 PM EDT
Just be glad that cows dont fly... Kuiper
Link Posted: 5/14/2001 9:52:44 PM EDT
Roger THAT!
Link Posted: 5/14/2001 10:06:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kuiper: Just be glad that cows dont fly...
View Quote
...or elephants.
Link Posted: 5/14/2001 10:20:27 PM EDT
I use to own a black Chevy Z71. I swear birds would fly in from other neighborhoods just to dookie on that truck.[:(!]
Link Posted: 5/14/2001 10:55:01 PM EDT
because they can.if i could fly,i would also.mmk
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 12:21:19 AM EDT
Because there IS a god, and she doesn't like you all that much. (Steps lightly aside as the nearest fundamentalist charges wildly in....)
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 12:25:37 AM EDT
they must hate the shiny glare of a just washed car.
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 12:46:57 AM EDT
I stopped parking under trees and the little bastards still crap on my car. They even get the SIDE windows, must do some kind of feathered strafing run to accomplish that. If they keep it up when I move back into my house I'll have to heat up the barrel of my daughters Red Ryder.
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 10:35:37 AM EDT
becouse its like a giant target to them or maybe they just hate cars kinda like how liberals hate guns no reason just taht they do
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 10:55:43 AM EDT
Wouldn't you, if you were a bird?
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 11:09:19 AM EDT
it's the 'camo' instinct that causes birds to poop on clean cars. bright shiney metal is not normal in nature. so therefore anything that is bright and shiney could give away the bird's position to a high flying predator. the only 'thing' a bird has to use to cover or camo up something is their own solid urea. so therefore the pooping is a reflex action on the part of the bird to protect itself. dirty or dull cars are more 'natural' to them and therefore will not get the same 'attention' steve
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 11:44:24 AM EDT
especially them damned seagulls!.....they consume one pound of food...(food, not fish, because they eat everything in sight...mostly mcdonalds french fries)...and they dispell THREE pounds of disgusting CRRAAPPP!!!!!!.....much of it on my truck!!!!!.........[pissed]...[puke]
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 11:53:54 AM EDT
......they think they`re B17`s over dunkirk....or somethin`.......
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 11:53:55 AM EDT
I remeber when my father-in-law parked hi 1976 Volare under a tree where a large flock of birds where roosting. After 2 days, his gold car looked like a 2 tone! I swear that he used an ice scraper to clean the windshield. Drove it like that for a few days, leaving a trail of hysterical pedestrians behind him. By the time he went to the car wash (had to go through 3 times) the finish was gone. The family still talks about that one.
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 11:56:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BusMaster007: Surely, one of you Wizards out there has something other than a smart-ass answer to this one!
View Quote
Bird did my car BIG TIME the other day, no smart-ass from me. So what can we do, tin-hat time?
Link Posted: 5/15/2001 11:56:16 AM EDT
I want to know what the government is doing about this extreme problem. There is no way that Americans can function with birds doing this dangerous, Illegal dumping. I have even heard of a child-A CHILD MIND YOU-being struck with this offensive matter. I think a group of uneducated, all knowing, mothers could start a group that will protest on the steps of the capital and on the internet. DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!!!! SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!!
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 7:43:23 AM EDT
The same reason clean diapers have a laxative effect on babies. [:D] And the same reason clean shirts cause nausea in babies. [puke]
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 7:54:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DizzyRooster: I use to own a black Chevy Z71. I swear birds would fly in from other neighborhoods just to dookie on that truck.[:(!]
View Quote
DOOKIE?! Must be a southern thing.
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 8:24:46 AM EDT
Between the birds and the pollen I wash my truck and it is dirty in under one hour. We got a little rain so the pollen is down. It has been 24 hours and my truck is still clean. Ill see how long that lasts.
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 8:35:49 AM EDT
Interesting that this thread was up. I park my black Ranger under a tree. When I came out this morning, it looked like it had been crapped on by a vulture. I've never [b][i]seen[/i][/b] that much birds**t! I'm surprised it didn't dent the roof! I don't know why they hate my truck, but it's obvious they do. Now I want to mount bird-seeking high-explosive tipped missles in vertical launchers in the bed. TAKE THAT![rocket]
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 8:36:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By DizzyRooster: I use to own a black Chevy Z71. I swear birds would fly in from other neighborhoods just to dookie on that truck.[:(!]
View Quote
DOOKIE?! Must be a southern thing.
View Quote
Nope ..... just has a little more class than SHIT !
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 8:41:24 AM EDT
It is because of an apparent overpopulation of birds! We need to start a blastin' 'em ever chance you get. Well that probably wouldn't work so just get used to it! Lynn
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 9:37:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BigDozer66: It is because of an apparent overpopulation of birds! We need to start a blastin' 'em ever chance you get. Well that probably wouldn't work so just get used to it! Lynn
View Quote
We could blast them seagulls, and not put a dent in thier population...there are MILLIONS of them.....alas...they`re "protected".....I call them....AERORATS.....[frag]......[smoke]
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 9:40:42 AM EDT
Because they can. Would'nt you like to just once leave a big steaming turd on some a**holes nice shiney car?
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 9:41:25 AM EDT
Did I just say that?. God help me!
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 1:06:29 PM EDT
The real reason why they crap on shiny cars and windows is they're using the reflective surface as a mirror, because they want to see what it looks like when a turd comes out their ass.
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 1:49:25 PM EDT
It's a B52 bird, I swear to God. Them bastards carpet bomb my car every chance they get. The only way to stop it is to sit with a shotgun and gun'em down.[heavy]
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 6:08:16 PM EDT
That's easy...they make better targets. DUH!!![:\]
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 6:10:35 PM EDT
So their sh;t stands out from above
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 9:09:43 PM EDT
It's a "bird" thing.
Link Posted: 5/16/2001 10:38:21 PM EDT
because its to hard to land on the car and crap while its moving at 60mph.
Top Top