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Posted: 5/12/2001 11:24:50 PM EDT
[url]http://www.jailbabes.com/[/url] [url]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/[/url] I bet they're easy. Just don't leave your gun safe un-locked. [:)]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:23:18 AM EDT
Damn is that depressing...
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:27:42 AM EDT
With one of them, who needs guns
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:28:28 AM EDT
geez..... I wish it would say what their in for. It could narrow down my search.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:36:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2001 12:35:37 AM EDT by Ulysse_Nardin_1846]
I found one already! Oh! Too bad one of her parole conditions would be no firearms in the house. We would have made a great couple. [img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Jennifer-2048W.jpg[/img] So sweet, so innocent. Where did she go wrong?
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:39:17 AM EDT
[img]http://www.jailbabes.com/photos/JB02959.jpg[/img] [:D]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:42:19 AM EDT
I wonder if any of them killed their significant other.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:45:35 AM EDT
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/traci-1725w.htm Release date 2011...what a waste.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:47:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2001 12:45:57 AM EDT by FrankTheSpank]
Damn Bigshooter! [img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Traci-1725W.jpg[/img] I agree... God.. what a hottie...
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:51:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2001 1:01:05 AM EDT by Ulysse_Nardin_1846]
"has a voracious sexual appetite" No! not the redX box. Where is she? [img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Wendy-1596W.jpg[/img] I think you guys stole all their bandwidth. ALL YOUR INMATE BANDWIDTH ARE BELONG TO US [url]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/wendy-1596w.htm[/url]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:53:39 AM EDT
Whats the latest release date you can find? So far mine is 2023...
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:55:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2001 12:54:39 AM EDT by FrankTheSpank]
[url]http://www.jailbabes.com/jb.cgi?af=18&at=26&st=CA&e=3&p=JB03269&s=51[/url] [img]http://www.jailbabes.com/photos/JB03269.jpg[/img] "I enjoy mud wrestling, wet 'T' shirt contests, water skiing and being an escort. I would like to correspond with someone who can help me through this difficult period in my life. "
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:57:25 AM EDT
Make that 2025. But of course, she's innocent...
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 12:57:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2001 1:03:10 AM EDT by Ulysse_Nardin_1846]
[img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Cher-2099W.jpg[/img] I've narrowed it down to these three. Yes, I do have life insurance!
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 1:05:41 AM EDT
Somebody tell Imbroglio about this!
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 1:12:51 AM EDT
Hey! I dated a jailbird before. She never admitted it but I found out. And no this is not where I found her.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 1:13:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 1:41:43 AM EDT
Pussy isn't worth dieing for.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 2:05:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BoomBoom: Pussy isn't worth dieing for.
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That is the most profound statement I've heard in several months. Are you a monk or something?
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 2:25:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2001 2:37:51 AM EDT by uglygun]
Some how I knew when I clicked on this thread that I'd see those two URLs, don't know what's sadder. The fact that I've been to these sites before or that I was able to predict what was going to be contained in this thread. Don't you guys love reading through the occupations and seeing how many of those "girls" are either Bi curious or that they've got childeren or that they list their former occupation as "adult entertainer"? I WAS SO SHOCKED TO SEE THAT! NO REALLY! ROTFLMAO! And if you're looking for a Bi sexual prison babe who's into WICCA as her religion, found ya one of those too! And to wonder that she lists her occupation before prison as "Nude dancer, lingerie modeling, escort service, and soft porn videos" Any bets she went in for substance abuse?
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 5:38:48 AM EDT
I remember a time when people used to be able to see past someones mistakes. But it is also sad that they have not one on the outside that cares enough for them. I know they open themselves to this sort of joke, and perhaps they just want some $$$ help, but I'll betthere are some innocent women out there doing time. We all know that our justice system is flawless, or isn't it???
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 5:42:12 AM EDT
Hey, and some of them have nice hooters!
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 5:51:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 6:07:58 AM EDT
Wait, those photos are staged? You mean they have body doubles in prison?
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 6:37:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 8:50:08 AM EDT
Wonder how many are doing time for writing worthless checks? Seems that they will throw the book at a woman for writing those! LOL
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 8:53:52 AM EDT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. My dream girl has arrived. [img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Tina-1301Wttt.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 10:52:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2001 10:51:40 AM EDT by rkbar15]
Why do I get the feeling that Becky [img]www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Rebecca_Hopkins.jpg[/img]shows up at my first conjugal vist in place of Michelle!![img]www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Michelle-1969W.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 11:12:38 AM EDT
I laugh at the pics of them in their prison blues.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 11:19:53 AM EDT
My only question is: How do they manage to get these photos posted anyway...I mean, do they have internet access in the joint? A photo studio? Is someone on the 'outside' posting these photos?
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 1:41:10 PM EDT
Say, esse!
[img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Priscilla_DeLaRosa.jpg[/img] You don't have to look no further. My name is Priscilla, I'm almost perfect and, looking for that right someone. Your in luck! I'm 24 years old, single and willing to give myself completely to the right person. An aggressive woman like me is a definite treat. I'm suave, and pretty laid back, but I can be incredible wild if nature calls, I'm very energetic and I can be romantic since I'm experienced with benefits to incredible to resist. Plus I need a photo of someone to put inside my picture frame. Last but no lease, I'm looking for someone to make my insides do things I'd ordinarily take as a sign to call 911. Race: Hispanic Date of Birth: 9-20-75 Age: 24 Release Date: Unknown Marital Status: Single Height: 5' 7 1/2" Weight: 156 Measurements: 36C-28-36 Sexual Preference: Bi Sexual Hair Color: Brown Eyes: Brown Children: Yes I do Smoke: No Education: Finished 8th grade Occupation: Sales Person
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Sounds like a weiner to me.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 1:46:07 PM EDT
Lulu? Is that you? [img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Amber-1759W.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 1:51:35 PM EDT
I bet McUzi has dated some of these women. Criminal women are as bad, and worse, than male criminals. Take all the negatives that women already possess and add them to a person who is only out for what she can get by any means, a preponderance for crime, then triple it, and it comes close to what these bitches are. The only way you could ever succeed with one of those women is to be worse of a scumbag than they are and beat them on a daily basis. Its unfortunate but that is how too many women like that want to be treated. Treating them decent and trusting them just makes YOU an easier target for them to steal and cheat on you.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 1:57:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2001 2:00:38 PM EDT by Bulldawg]
Whats the latest release date you can find? So far mine is 2023...
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[img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Angela_Smith.jpg[/img] Seeking older Christian gentleman around the ages of 28 to 35 for starting friendship. I am looking for long term relationship and will consider marriage, but need someone who is stable enough in his life to be willing to share his life of Christ with a new family. Race: White Age: 22 Birth Date: 2-25-78 Release Date: 8-31-27 Marital Status: Single Height: 5'7" Religion: Christian Do you have children: Yes, 3 Do you smoke: No Sexual Preference: Male Education: College Occupation before prison: Secretary Activities in prison: Work, School
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 2:33:13 PM EDT
Here is the winner: (careful guys, she is very picky) [img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Clara_Ross.jpg[/img] Attractive, divorced, female looking for someone to share interests with. I love long walks, traveling, cooking, movies, cuddling, and sharing bubble baths. I'm very spontaneous. I'm looking for someone 37 years - 60 years old, financially stable, well endowed, and full of surprises. [b]No inmates, please! [/b] Race: White Date of Birth: 12-4-68 Age: 22 Release Date: Unknown Marital Status: Divorced Height: 5' 6" Weight: 125 Measurements: 36 chest, 28 waist Sexual Preference: Bi Hair Color: Lt. Brown Eyes: Green Children: Yes, 1 daughter Smoke: No Occupation: Computer-data entry
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 3:26:58 PM EDT
CRACK KILLS!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 3:59:50 PM EDT
YO Timeport, that HO only has 4 fingers on her right hand... [img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Cher-2099W.jpg[/img] BISHOP
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 4:02:18 PM EDT
This is a riot! Striker, I want to hear some horror stories of the women on the inside! Especially the ones where you walk in on them eating pussy in the showers!
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 4:03:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Striker: Guys if you only listen to advice once in your life..listen to me now. You [size=4]DO NOT..I REPEAT DO NOT[/size=4] want anything to do with inmates of the opposite sex. Compared to dealing with one of them..cutting up your guns with a torch would seem like winning the lotto. Been there..deal with them everyday "inside". Trust me on this. I know this thread is in jest (at least I hope it is)but don't get swayed by a staged photo and skimpy cloths. That's my good deed for the day.[;)]
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Thanks Striker. I for one was just having fun. Some sure put on a good show I must say. Would you say maybe 50/50 chance of becoming a repeat offender depending on the offense? Good thing I always watch Justice Files on Discovery Channel.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 4:03:19 PM EDT
This is just proof that prison is too soft, if they have time to get involved with stuff like this.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 4:12:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BISHOP: YO Timeport, that HO only has 4 fingers on her right hand... [img]http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/images/Cher-2099W.jpg[/img] BISHOP
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Looks like some sort of "gang" symbols to me. A victim of mayhem perhaps?
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 4:47:02 PM EDT
As long as its wet and warm I'll run my bone up in it! [}:D]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 5:51:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Striker: You hooked up with her and I'm willing to bet everything you own that she could steal/sell and her would be gone inside a month.
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Hahaha my first TWO wives did that and they wern't even ex cons Striker. Thats how I figured out how I would fair better next time I think I want to get married. I am just going to walk up to some strange woman on the street and give her half of my chit... Hunter out...
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 6:45:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JBR: As long as its wet and warm I'll run my bone up in it! [}:D]
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JBR, you must be from the other side of the prison. Don't drop the soap! Hee-hee [:D]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 6:52:33 PM EDT
Anyone who is so hard up that they would want a date with a 24 year old divorced bi-sexual convict with 3 children MUST be a total loser. Go buy yourself a blow-up doll and get after it, at least it wont steal your guns, give you crabs or cut your throat with a switchblade.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 7:13:59 PM EDT
I hope everyone here is joking. But in case some sorry bastard here is considering one of these services let me just say that STRIKER is dead right. I hope everyone here has enough sense to RUN AWAY from women like this, even Imbrog|io. I never worked in a lock up, but I used to deal with women like this as well (helped put a few in there, shall we say). I'm sure there's one or two who are either inncoent, got railroaded, and/or who have generally turned their lives around, but the vast majority are pure POISON. Better to go try your luck at the Blue Oyster Bar than to hook up with prison cooch.
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 7:42:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2001 7:43:24 PM EDT by BigGuns]
Originally Posted By Bigshooter: Whats the latest release date you can find? So far mine is 2023...
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Here's one you may have to wait awhile for; [img]www.jailbabes.com/photos/JB03989.jpg[/img] Name Jerrie Marital Status Separated State FL Children 1 Boy & 1 Girl Age 48 Education 2 Year College Birthdate 2/24/1953 Occupation Regis. Nurse Height 5' 6" Smoker Frequently Weight 150 Drinker Occasionally Ethnicity Caucasian ISO Gender Male Hair Color Brown ISO Age Any Eye Color Blue ISO Ethnicity Any Measure 38DD-29-39 Release Date Lifer More About Jerrie I am very outgoing, optomistic, adventurous, easy going, good natured, very physical and passionate about life. I enjoy hiking, swimming, boating, dirt biking, museums, dancing, history and being a trivia buff. I enjoy trying new things and will try anything you suggest at least once. -------------------------------- How long do you wait for a "Lifer"?
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 7:43:46 PM EDT
well guys, congradulations. iv been here for months now, and now, this is the sickest thing i have ever seen in my life, ever. way more sick than most things. keep up the good work frank
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 7:59:34 PM EDT
Man you guys need girlfriends!!![;)]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 8:07:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TAC-GIRL: Man you guys need girlfriends!!![;)]
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We're lookin' fer one now .... but as you can see by this post .... we MAY be a lil too picky [:D]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 8:08:01 PM EDT
Boy this would make a great movie!! Call it "Sleepless in Sing Sing". Plot: McUzi, a lonely gun nut from AR-15.com, played by Tom Hanks, hooks up with the (nightmare) girl of his dreams Icepick, played by Rosie Perez through an internet sight called jail babes. Watch as McUzi and Icepick meet on their first "con"jugal visit. Boy meets girl, boy loses girl to cellblock dyke, boy fights cellblock dyke to regain Icepicks heart! Comedy. Three Stars (***) [;)]
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